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[Kaiser Shepard]

Xilizhra wrote...

Nothing you think you need.

Presume to show me what you think I need, and I'll be more than happy to chop it off.

How does one even begin to chop off a chest and abbs?

I'm sure an overgrown child like Liara who does nothing but fawn and submits to one's every whim would do wonders to boost one's ego.

Well, except fight back if I was overly accusatory about her looking me up, fight back against my own self-pity on the Citadel, bring me along to help fight the Shadow Broker, then actually become the Shadow Broker... and why should I take romantic advice from someone who plays simpering Femsheps who just want to become bed decorations for TIM?

Because his Femsheps know their place.

[Xilizhra]

How does one even begin to chop off a chest and abbs?

Personally, I'd start with the right side. But so long as we're on chests, there's certain areas in which Kaidan is definitely lacking.

Because his Femsheps know their place.

Their place, certainly.

[naledgeborn]

@ Xilizhra

Just wanted to let you know. Went back to my main playthrough and kept the base, just for you. Consider yourself special.

[Sebby]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

Because his Femsheps know their place.

Indeed, they wish to retire to TIM's kitchen and bedroom after the war is over. They prefer a life of getting slapped on the ass to fetch him a sandwich than one where they get shot at by Geth,Mercs,etc.

[Kaiser Shepard]

Xilizhra wrote...

But so long as we're on chests, there's certain areas in which Kaidan is definitely lacking.

Kind of a shallow thing to say, that's right up there with saying that women are only attractive when they have enormously huge boobs.

Because his Femsheps know their place.

Their place, certainly.

'Tshould be your place as well. You'd fit right in with Cerberus' most fanatic.

[Xilizhra]

Kind of a shallow thing to say, that's right up there with saying that women are only attractive when they have enormously huge boobs.

You think boob size is the only chest difference between women and men?

[Kaiser Shepard]

Xilizhra wrote...

Kind of a shallow thing to say, that's right up there with saying that women are only attractive when they have enormously huge boobs.

You think boob size is the only chest difference between women and men?

Now you're just putting words in people's mouths again.

Modifié par Kaiser Shepard, 06 novembre 2011 - 01:43 .

[Sebby]

I have to admit Kaidan's behavior on Horizon soured my opinion of him. He let emotions get the better of him like a woman instead of thinking things through logically like a man.

[BlueMagitek]

iOnlySignIn wrote...

BlueMagitek wrote...

What does a doctorate have to do with sex appeal?

That some people are attracted by intelligence, knowledge, and wisdom?

Since you're posting in TIM's fan thread, the default assumption would be that you are one of these people.

I appreciate TIM, but I'm not attracted to him.  You certainly are a strange person!

[BlueMagitek]

If that is so, then why is it the default assumption?

I've been here for over 10 pages... mostly arguing with Xilizhra.

[Kaiser Shepard]

That's some sig-worthy material there, OSI.

[Sebby]

What marriage proposals?

[BlueMagitek]

iOnlySignIn wrote...

BlueMagitek wrote...

If that is so, then why is it the default assumption?

I've been here for over 10 pages... mostly arguing with Xilizhra.

You can be attracted to intelligence, without being attracted to every intelligent being in the universe. Just like how a guy who likes big boobs may not be turned on by a cow.

10 pages. But you still missed Seboist's passionate and frequent marriage proposals for TIM?

I'm not about to read over one hundred pages about TIM.  He isn't Morrigan, I'm not going to walk through five hundred pages of his topic.   

[Ravensword]

Seboist wrote...

What marriage proposals?

Your FemShep and TIM.

Modifié par Ravensword, 06 novembre 2011 - 04:03 .

[Sebby]

Ravensword wrote...

Seboist wrote...

What marriage proposals?

Your FemShep and TIM.

My femshep doesn't need a ring on her finger, TIM bringing her back from the dead is all the proof she needs that he cares. <3

[Ravensword]

Seboist wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Seboist wrote...

What marriage proposals?

Your FemShep and TIM.

My femshep doesn't need a ring on her finger, TIM bringing her back from the dead is all the proof she needs that he cares. <3

Awwwwwwwwww. A heartwarming moment. Too bad Xili will sign on eventually and ruin it for you.

Modifié par Ravensword, 06 novembre 2011 - 04:10 .

[Sebby]

TIM going through all that effort and money to bring femshep back and pampering her with the SR-2 and what not was the reason why I knew there was more to the Collector ship mission being a mere trap on my first playthrough. That wasn't the kind of behavior of a man who would throw femshep away like a cheap wh*re.

TIM trusts femshep to get the job done. <3

[Ravensword]

Seboist wrote...

TIM going through all that effort and money to bring femshep back and pampering her with the SR-2 and what not was the reason why I knew there was more to the Collector ship mission being a mere trap on my first playthrough. That wasn't the kind of behavior of a man who would throw femshep away like a cheap wh*re.

TIM trusts femshep to get the job done. <3

We wouldn't have it any other way for your FemShep.

[Sebby]

Link

[Ravensword]

He's missing his whiskey.

[Dave of Canada]

He heard about Shepard's accomplishments on the Citadel and figured, hey... she's hot, so he organized the Collectors to kill Shepard (a theory held by many paragons) and bring him back to kill the Collectors so she'd trust Cerberus and have the hots for him.

Then since he's been indoctrinated all along (another paragon theory), the greatest Reaper weapon of all, rejection, sets in. FemShep disappears into her quarters while Jacob sneaks into the captain's quarters.

And then she wonders why most Paragon players assume everybody who they hate is indoctrinated and cries, this is shortly before Jacob does his prize face and shoots FemShep because he was indoctrinated.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 07 novembre 2011 - 02:23 .

[Ravensword]

Dave of Canada wrote...

He heard about Shepard's accomplishments on the Citadel and figured, hey... she's hot, so he organized the Collectors to kill Shepard (a theory held by many paragons) and bring him back to kill the Collectors so she'd trust Cerberus and have the hots for him.

Then since he's been indoctrinated all along (another paragon theory), the greatest Reaper weapon of all, rejection, sets in. FemShep disappears into her quarters while Jacob sneaks into the captain's quarters.

And then she wonders why most Paragon players assume everybody who they hate is indoctrinated and cries, this is shortly before Jacob does his prize face and shoots FemShep because he was indoctrinated.

I don't dislike Jacob.