It was being discussed how Eternal likes white women, and so some were posted.TMA LIVE wrote...
I randomly pop into a thread about TIM, and see pictures of hot chicks.
What?
Brotherhood of Cerberus - The Illusive Man Discussion/Support Thread
#6551
Guest_Cthulhu42_*
Posté 18 février 2012 - 01:29
Guest_Cthulhu42_*
#6552
Posté 18 février 2012 - 01:53
Cthulhu42 wrote...
It was being discussed how Eternal likes white women, and so some were posted.TMA LIVE wrote...
I randomly pop into a thread about TIM, and see pictures of hot chicks.
What?
TIM likes white women too so it's on topic.
#6553
Posté 18 février 2012 - 03:01
Clearly Cerberus' plan in ME 3 should be winning the support of the Asari by TIM-duction of their leaders.
#6554
Posté 18 février 2012 - 03:06
BlueMagitek wrote...
TIM also likes Asari Matriarchs.
Clearly Cerberus' plan in ME 3 should be winning the support of the Asari by TIM-duction of their leaders.
True, TIM's game rivals if not surpasses indoctrination when it comes to the opposite sex.
#6555
Posté 18 février 2012 - 03:11
Seboist wrote...
True, TIM's game rivals if not surpasses indoctrination when it comes to the opposite sex.
Not as good as the Thorian though; when was the last time TIM sent out green asari commandos against his foes?
#6556
Guest_EternalAmbiguity_*
Posté 18 février 2012 - 03:58
Guest_EternalAmbiguity_*
Kaiser Shepard wrote...
Fine Leah here, par example, shows the greatness humanity is able to achieve when we work together as one.
I need last names, sir, to look these people up!
Carry on.
#6557
Posté 18 février 2012 - 04:16
EternalAmbiguity wrote...
I need last names, sir, to look these people up!
Dizon.
#6558
Posté 18 février 2012 - 04:21
Not what I was going for, but I'll take what I can get. ^^Filament wrote...
...while putting on airs and and giving off a creepy, dehumanizing semi-racist vibe to boot.bobobo878 wrote...
while others are trying to ease the tension by posting pictures of their waifus
Well, the Man himself is a womanizer, after all. I'm sure he'd approve. ;DTMA LIVE wrote...
I randomly pop into a thread about TIM, and see pictures of hot chicks.
What?
Leah Dizon. Have fun!EternalAmbiguity wrote...
Sorry for going off-topic again folks, but I need to respond:Kaiser Shepard wrote...
*snip*
Fine Leah here, par example, shows the greatness humanity is able to achieve when we work together as one.
I need last names, sir, to look these people up!
Carry on.
#6559
Posté 18 février 2012 - 04:26
My entire keyboard was bloodied by the time I finished reading, I hit my head a dozen or so times.
#6560
Posté 18 février 2012 - 04:31
Dave of Canada wrote...
So apparently the ME franchise is the best written sci-fi in our history, it represents the "goodness found in others" and the "evils of humanity" in the form of Cerberus, who represents "our dark history with ****s, Hitler and groups thinking they're better than others" and how by remaining optimistic, one may conquer the evils.
My entire keyboard was bloodied by the time I finished reading, I hit my head a dozen or so times.
ME's glorified "Dragon invades the realm" story wrapped in sci-fi clothing is pretty deep shit yo. Way better than that mindless shooter fluff in Gears of War,Resistance,Killzone and the like.
Haven't you noticed the great depth of the missi...err "stories? Like...
"Vorcha are up to no good...... go smoke 'em!"
"Generic mercs up to no good...... go smoke 'em!"
"Cerberus up to no good..... go smoke 'em!"
Doom and Wolfenstein don't have high brow stories like this either.
Modifié par Seboist, 18 février 2012 - 04:32 .
#6561
Posté 18 février 2012 - 04:35
I didn't play the trilogy myself, only having watched streams of it, though I did enjoy it's cast immensely and found the trilogy ended quite well.
Modifié par Dave of Canada, 18 février 2012 - 04:36 .
#6562
Posté 18 février 2012 - 04:42
Christ even Killzone's multiplayer is more grey than ME.
ISA Propaganda vs Helghast Propaganda
#6563
Posté 18 février 2012 - 05:01
Seboist wrote...
I like how the Chairman Prescott character while having the same basic "douchebag politician" archetype as Udina is treated with far more respect. All the shady things he did ultimately ended up saving humanity.
Chairman Prescott is/was pretty badass.
#6564
Posté 18 février 2012 - 05:09
Also, this seems like as good a time as any to post Prescott's http://www.youtube.c...3b64Eo&t=2m15s' class='bbc_url' title='Lien externe' rel='nofollow external'>brilliant speech from Gears 2.
Edit: I really need to stop juggling between BSN and so many other things; I'm getting ninja'd by everyone in here now...
Modifié par Kaiser Shepard, 18 février 2012 - 05:11 .
#6565
Posté 18 février 2012 - 05:35
Dean_the_Young wrote...
I'm thinking playing Cerberus-missions on Insanity, and the rest on Veteran. Just to make them look better by comparison.Saphra Deden wrote...
Dean_the_Young wrote...
I enjoy Cerberus more for multiplayer.
Dying to Cerberus feels right, somehow.
You should play ME3 on Insanity only to do Cerberus justice and keep in mind that every time you die that is Cerberus winning and accomplishing their goals. The only reason they lose is because Shepard is the protagonist.That would be friggen sweet in its own right.That said, I'd rather play as Cerberus in multiplayer.
Kind of like Left 4 Dead.
Good grief how come I am not one bit suprised you guys would lose to cerberus on purpose?
#6566
Posté 18 février 2012 - 05:48
KotorEffect3 wrote...
Dean_the_Young wrote...
I'm thinking playing Cerberus-missions on Insanity, and the rest on Veteran. Just to make them look better by comparison.Saphra Deden wrote...
Dean_the_Young wrote...
I enjoy Cerberus more for multiplayer.
Dying to Cerberus feels right, somehow.
You should play ME3 on Insanity only to do Cerberus justice and keep in mind that every time you die that is Cerberus winning and accomplishing their goals. The only reason they lose is because Shepard is the protagonist.That would be friggen sweet in its own right.That said, I'd rather play as Cerberus in multiplayer.
Kind of like Left 4 Dead.
Good grief how come I am not one bit suprised you guys would lose to cerberus on purpose?
Cerberus is concentrated greatness.
#6567
Posté 18 février 2012 - 05:51
Volus Warlord wrote...
KotorEffect3 wrote...
Dean_the_Young wrote...
I'm thinking playing Cerberus-missions on Insanity, and the rest on Veteran. Just to make them look better by comparison.Saphra Deden wrote...
Dean_the_Young wrote...
I enjoy Cerberus more for multiplayer.
Dying to Cerberus feels right, somehow.
You should play ME3 on Insanity only to do Cerberus justice and keep in mind that every time you die that is Cerberus winning and accomplishing their goals. The only reason they lose is because Shepard is the protagonist.That would be friggen sweet in its own right.That said, I'd rather play as Cerberus in multiplayer.
Kind of like Left 4 Dead.
Good grief how come I am not one bit suprised you guys would lose to cerberus on purpose?
Cerberus is concentrated greatness.
lol it's funny because one of these days I was going to make a sarcastic crack about how you guys would just let yourselves be killed on purpose when you play ME 3 just so cerberus can beat you but apparently I can't make that remark anymore because you guys already confirmed it. I was just waiting for the right time in the right thread. Oh well
#6568
Posté 18 février 2012 - 05:54
KotorEffect3 wrote...
lol it's funny because one of these days I was going to make a sarcastic crack about how you guys would just let yourselves be killed on purpose when you play ME 3 just so cerberus can beat you but apparently I can't make that remark anymore because you guys already confirmed it. I was just waiting for the right time in the right thread. Oh well
na, I'll fight em. I'm interested to see the lore justifications though. I hear I'll be.. disappointed.
Modifié par Volus Warlord, 18 février 2012 - 05:54 .
#6569
Guest_Cthulhu42_*
Posté 18 février 2012 - 05:54
Guest_Cthulhu42_*
I wish we got to choose our squadmates in Gears; I would have brought Baird everywhere. I would have saved Ben Carmine, too.Kaiser Shepard wrote...
In the end it's rather ironic as well, seeing how the majority of the BW fanbase looks down on Gears as just a mere shooter, not realising that Mass Effect has become the exact same thing by now... or rather, what it became two years ago already. The only the series still has up on Gears is a fancy dialogue simulator that ultimately doesn't really add anything to the experience, and a level select system in the form of the galaxy map.
Also, this seems like as good a time as any to post Prescott's brilliant speech from Gears 2.
Edit: I really need to stop juggling between BSN and so many other things; I'm getting ninja'd by everyone in here now...
#6570
Posté 18 février 2012 - 05:54
Dave of Canada wrote...
So apparently the ME franchise is the best written sci-fi in our history, it represents the "goodness found in others" and the "evils of humanity" in the form of Cerberus, who represents "our dark history with ****s, Hitler and groups thinking they're better than others" and how by remaining optimistic, one may conquer the evils.
My entire keyboard was bloodied by the time I finished reading, I hit my head a dozen or so times.
Well that's just silly.
The Batarians are clearly the dark representation to humanity; they're basicaly all of our ills taken to the extreme. Slavery, totalitarianism, proxy wars, 'racism' (specism?), aggression and difficulty sharing. But you know what, even in all of that, there are still a few decent ones, even if their moral values are rather messed up. While my Colonists Shepards always kill him anyway, even Balak's lackey (and probably the Batarians he commanded) is clearly horrified by the thought of, basically super nuking a planet (slave runs are fine though ~_~).
Besides, Cerberus would be more of a HYDRA group than just a "Hitler" group.
I'm not sure where you read that, but they need to play the game.
#6571
Posté 18 février 2012 - 05:57
Dave of Canada wrote...
Seboist wrote...
I like how the Chairman Prescott character while having the same basic "douchebag politician" archetype as Udina is treated with far more respect. All the shady things he did ultimately ended up saving humanity.
Chairman Prescott is/was pretty badass.
Better than Shepard's dopey "speeches" by a landslide.
Another thing that Gears reminds me of is how sanitized the whole supposed "dark and gritty" ME story is, like... where's the racial slurs or other kinds of nicknames? Gears has the humans calling the locust "grubs" and Locust call them "ground walkers" so where's all the colorful names that ME's humans and the Batarians or the Turians and Krogan have for each other? ME keeps claiming there's this long running feuds between these factions and they hate each other(as Grunt admits to) but it sure doesn't look like they have more animosity towards each other than elementary school kids.
I also "like" how strippers in strip clubs don't you know.. strip but we have Shepard's female squadmates running around in high heels, displaying cleavage,wearing nipple straps,etc in combat and hazardous enviroments. This is supposed to be a "mature" story? Fuck out of here with that bullshit. Now Gears on the other hand not only has women in proper combat gear but manages to outsell ME with ease without this bizarro fanservice.
#6572
Posté 18 février 2012 - 06:00
BlueMagitek wrote...
I'm not sure where you read that, but they need to play the game.
Why Mass Effect is the most important science fiction universe of our generation (lol)
#6573
Posté 18 février 2012 - 06:01
Seboist wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Seboist wrote...
I like how the Chairman Prescott character while having the same basic "douchebag politician" archetype as Udina is treated with far more respect. All the shady things he did ultimately ended up saving humanity.
Chairman Prescott is/was pretty badass.
Better than Shepard's dopey "speeches" by a landslide.
Another thing that Gears reminds me of is how sanitized the whole supposed "dark and gritty" ME story is, like... where's the racial slurs or other kinds of nicknames? Gears has the humans calling the locust "grubs" and Locust call them "ground walkers" so where's all the colorful names that ME's humans and the Batarians or the Turians and Krogan have for each other? ME keeps claiming there's this long running feuds between these factions and they hate each other(as Grunt admits to) but it sure doesn't look like they have more animosity towards each other than elementary school kids.
I also "like" how strippers in strip clubs don't you know.. strip but we have Shepard's female squadmates running around in high heels, displaying cleavage,wearing nipple straps,etc in combat and hazardous enviroments. This is supposed to be a "mature" story? Fuck out of here with that bullshit. Now Gears on the other hand not only has women in proper combat gear but manages to outsell ME with ease without this bizarro fanservice.
I think we should've stuck with posting pics of white girls.
Oh yes, don't you love how the solution to galatic peril and destruction will be to sit down and talk about it like it'll magically solve everything?
#6574
Posté 18 février 2012 - 06:06
Dave of Canada wrote...
So apparently the ME franchise is the best written sci-fi in our history, it represents the "goodness found in others" and the "evils of humanity" in the form of Cerberus, who represents "our dark history with ****s, Hitler and groups thinking they're better than others" and how by remaining optimistic, one may conquer the evils.
My entire keyboard was bloodied by the time I finished reading, I hit my head a dozen or so times.
True and sad story.
#6575
Posté 18 février 2012 - 06:12
I still wonder why they decided to turn cerberus into a human-supremacist organization in me2, I guess that this is why eventually they had to became just pure evil army.
Anyway I will give my trust to the writers and hope they are going to surprise me.
*sorry for my english, i refuse to use the google translator since it'd be worse
Modifié par mummio, 18 février 2012 - 06:14 .




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