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[troller_skates]

 Hello.
You, good people of the Bioware Social Network, probably don't know me, but I thought I would introduce myself to you due to the fact that I am but a lowly pauper and lack the monetary funds to converse with the elites of this forum. When, at such time as my financial situation has been suitably rectified, I am able to present myself to our lordly masters I would be most obliged if you would accompany me on my holiest of crusades to overthrow the despot oligarchy I see before us and hence-forth establish a democracy in its truest sense, with I - The Great troller_skates - situated in the seat of ultimate power. For your generous contribution of a mere $500 I could assure you a place at my side at the head of this mightiest of all holy empires. Failure to comply with this demand shall be met with the harshest of consequences, the likes of which this world has never borne witness.

Now is our time! Let us rise up against the tyranny and opression. I shall lead us into the light!

[saMoorai]

Can i just earn my way into this Crusade by just Having Sex with you? You will find it to be worth $500.

[Ghost Lightning]

NO! We cannot join him! Do your worst you sick chilly pepper bastard! I will never give in!!!

[saMoorai]

I will Kill Ghost for you if you allow me to give you $500 worth of pure sex.

[troller_skates]

See these heretics arrayed against me! They shun that which they do not understand! I will not be silenced by Ghost's nor Vanguards! Fear the march of the skates, cretins!

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

This guy is starting to freak me out.

[troller_skates]

saMOOrai182 wrote...

I will Kill Ghost for you if you allow me to give you $500 worth of pure sex.

Yes, my son. YOU are worthy. Join me, kill the heathens! 

[saMoorai]

randumb vanguard wrote...

saMOOrai182 wrote...

I will Kill Ghost for you if you allow me to give you $500 worth of pure sex.

*Summons chaos edge* YOU JUST TRY IT, BUB! D:<

You Jelly?

[Ghost Lightning]

You'd kill me for cheap sex?! I thought we were brothers! So much for the Eilers family!

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

This person is starting to seriously freak me out. Is he serious about all this?

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 10 juillet 2011 - 06:57 .

[saMoorai]

Ghost Lightning wrote...

You'd kill me for cheap sex?! I thought we were brothers! So much for the Eilers family!

Clearly you have never experianced the Joy of giving a $500 Handsy.

[Ghost Lightning]

saMOOrai182 wrote...

Ghost Lightning wrote...

You'd kill me for cheap sex?! I thought we were brothers! So much for the Eilers family!

Clearly you have never experianced the Joy of giving a $500 Handsy.

I...I get it. Take me than. Make an example of me and drag my body through the street, for I will never give in to the demands of a mexican vegetable!

Modifié par Ghost Lightning, 10 juillet 2011 - 07:00 .

[troller_skates]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

This person is starting to seriously freak me out. Is he serious about all this?

Do not be afraid, child. Come into my fold and take your rightful place in a seat of power. 

[sympathy4saren]

Na, I'm good. Just pretend like I don't exist and let me live my life. I'll be fine...

[Ghost Lightning]

troller_skates wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

This person is starting to seriously freak me out. Is he serious about all this?

Do not be afraid, child. Come into my fold and take your rightful place in a seat of power. 

Don't believe him! He only aims to hurt you!

[saMoorai]

Ghost Lightning wrote...

saMOOrai182 wrote...

Ghost Lightning wrote...

You'd kill me for cheap sex?! I thought we were brothers! So much for the Eilers family!

Clearly you have never experianced the Joy of giving a $500 Handsy.

I...I get it. Take me than. Make an example of me and drag my body through the street, for I will never give in to the demands of a mexican vegetable!

No. Join me, and we will rule BSN as Brony and Whatever the hell you are!

[MASSEFFECTfanforlife101]

No way I'm doing this. Good luck with your, amusing action.

Modifié par MASSEFFECTfanforlife101, 10 juillet 2011 - 07:04 .

[Rockworm503]

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

This person is starting to seriously freak me out. Is he serious about all this?

Yes everything on the internet is serious all the time always.
Now give me 9 kazillion dollars right now or I drown a fazillion puppies.

[Ghost Lightning]

saMOOrai182 wrote...

No. Join me, and we will rule BSN as Brony and Whatever the hell you are!

Only if you can find Izzy and get her to rape me, concenssually. 

[saMoorai]

randumb vanguard wrote...

saMOOrai182 wrote...

Ghost Lightning wrote...

saMOOrai182 wrote...

Ghost Lightning wrote...

You'd kill me for cheap sex?! I thought we were brothers! So much for the Eilers family!

Clearly you have never experianced the Joy of giving a $500 Handsy.

I...I get it. Take me than. Make an example of me and drag my body through the street, for I will never give in to the demands of a mexican vegetable!

No. Join me, and we will rule BSN as Brony and Whatever the hell you are!

Do it and I won't let you have sex with my daughter! D:<

...Can i give your Daughter a $500 Handsy?

[ObserverStatus]

@op cool story bro