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[Fallstar]

On the eve of the final battle...

Zathrian: I stand here, looking to the east, and I can feel it. I know you can too.
Warden: Yes, the stew was a little heavy wasn't it?

Best. Line. Ever.

During the assault on Amaranthine...

Warden: They will bow to my might
Soldier: Eh...then its good to have you, sir.

Morrigan: 'Tis cold in my tent, all alone....
Warden: Then get a thicker blanket.

Also when Sten confronts you, and you mention going all the way around the world so the Archdemon will 'never see it coming' is great.

[DarkLaplace]

Alistair: "I'm telling you now, if Cailan asks me to put on a dress and dance the remigold, I'm drawing the line. King or not."
Warden: "That could be a great distraction."
Alistair: "Yes, I can imagine it now, shimmying up the darkspawn line, we can kill them while they roll around laughing."
Duncan: *sigh*

Alistair to Wynne: "I hate you. Your a bad person..."

Liliana: *giggles* Softy!!
Sten: I hate humans...

The way she says that is so cute! X3

[GSSAGE7]

Jerrybnsn wrote...

GSSAGE7 wrote...

While protecting Ameranthine:

"Commander, darkspawn are coming from inside the inn!"
"Oh, they probably just got rooms there."

LOL.  I remember the first time I played that part with that exact same response and felt shame when the soldier came back with "How can you make jokes at such a time?!"

Why feel shame? Maker knows it's better to go into battle thinking "Our commander is such an ass" insead of "Maker's breath, we're all going to die..."

Edit: Another quote, and also one of the reasons that the Leliana romance is my favorite.

Warden: I'm going to stay up and write in my journal.
Leliana: Maybe you could come into my tent and I could watch you write?
"Dear Journal... Leliana has shown much affection for me. Even asked me
to come to bed with her, but alas, subtlety is lost on me."
Warden: Wait, what?

Modifié par GSSAGE7, 30 août 2011 - 11:16 .

[LT123]

GSSAGE7 wrote...

Why feel shame? Maker knows it's better to go into battle thinking "Our commander is such an ass" insead of "Maker's breath, we're all going to die..."

Edit: Another quote, and also one of the reasons that the Leliana romance is my favorite.

Warden: I'm going to stay up and write in my journal.
Leliana: Maybe you could come into my tent and I could watch you write?
"Dear Journal... Leliana has shown much affection for me. Even asked me
to come to bed with her, but alas, subtlety is lost on me."
Warden: Wait, what?

:happy: I couldn't resist picking the journal option.

Leliana: I didn't know you had a journal.
Warden: Well, I do.

And in one of the other romance conversations (the stars one?) there's another chance to play dumb.

Warden: I'm a terrible person.

[GSSAGE7]

LT123 wrote...

GSSAGE7 wrote...

Why feel shame? Maker knows it's better to go into battle thinking "Our commander is such an ass" insead of "Maker's breath, we're all going to die..."

Edit: Another quote, and also one of the reasons that the Leliana romance is my favorite.

Warden: I'm going to stay up and write in my journal.
Leliana: Maybe you could come into my tent and I could watch you write?
"Dear Journal... Leliana has shown much affection for me. Even asked me
to come to bed with her, but alas, subtlety is lost on me."
Warden: Wait, what?

:happy: I couldn't resist picking the journal option.

Leliana: I didn't know you had a journal.
Warden: Well, I do.

And in one of the other romance conversations (the stars one?) there's another chance to play dumb.

Warden: I'm a terrible person.

I play my canon Warden as a weird combination between frighteningly intelligent (getting the entire Landsmeet on his side, even with Anora going publicly against him), and amazingly stupid (believing the Blight Orfans). So it's in character to do some good lines.

[JayDea]

Oghren: (belches)

[JayDea]

Warden: Oghren, you're wearing your pants.
Oghren: But the dog doesn't know that. And it will be his sodding downfall. You hear that you nug-humper! I'm coming for you. Prepare to die! <passes out>

Alistair: What are these darkspawn doing ahead the rest of the horde? There wasn't supposed to be any resistance here!
Warden: You could try telling them they're in the wrong place.
Alistair: Right. Beause clearly this is all just a misunderstanding. We'll laugh about this later.

[Mike3207]

Sir Gilmore- "Giant Rats from the Korkari Wilds. It's like the start of every bad adventure tale."

[LT123]

I always laugh at the "Oghren, you're wearing your pants" conversation. The schleets conversation in Awakening is comedy gold.

Oghren: They lie on the ground, looking like an ordinary pair of pants...That's when they strike.
Warden: Pants.
Oghren: Pants that eat your eyeballs!

Warden: Oh, you weren't told the best part?
Oghren: Best...part?
Warden: It lays its eggs in your empty eye sockets.

During the lamppost conversation with Alistair, if you play a male Warden:

Warden: (paraphrased) I'm not telling.
Alistair: And I'm supposed to tell you everything? (switches to a "bored princess" voice) 'Just spill your guts, Alistair. I'm bored and your private details exist to amuse me.'

The combination of his facial expression and the delivery is fantastic.

[ylaenna]

I always lawl when the guard at Howe's estate says, "Did you fall off a cart of stupid?"

I'm also always tickled when my group is so obviously surrounded by several enemies and Alistair says, "We're not alone." No, really?

[Warden Molinder]

"And now we have a dog. And Alistair is still the stupidest member of the party.". Gotta love Morrigan's and Alistair's relationship

[galelabriel]

Daveth wasn't around very long, but I like a couple of his lines.

"Life is fleeting, you know. That pretty face could end up decorating the end of some darkspawns spear this time tomorrow."

"You see ser knight, we might die but atleast we'll be warned about it first."

[Accipitrifa]

"Can I get you a ladder? So you can Get off my back."

[SirCrashalot]

Morrigan: "A putrid half-eaten hare is not something a woman wants to find in her unmentionables."

Warden: Can't be stinkier than what normally goes into them.

[BouncyFrag]

testytest wrote...

"Can I get you a ladder? So you can Get off my back."

Noooo! My first play through was beaten like a dead horse with that one. It's an odd quote because it sounds like the Warden is aware of me controlling him and that he doesn't like me.

*spoilers maybe*

Some of my favorites:
The first one is actually one of silence but it does convey a funny message. In Awakenings, down in the keep's basement, you find a group of filthy commoners locked up in a cage. They will beg for you to release them. They can't offer much except the clothes off their backs in exchange for their freedom. Just for the lulz I have them take off their clothes only to be surprized by getting a +10 approval (not sure of exact number) from Ohgren. That little, cuddly perv is always up for some naked humiliation (its a safe bet he has had a lot of experience with this.)

Pretty much everything that the human male/cocky voice says in combat. He's pretty much insane. Even though other races have the same dialogs of each style, the human one just nails it as a cocky jackass perfectly.

I'm always up from some unintelligable battle cries from Sten. I don't know what they mean, but they sure are freaken epic.  There are a few in english. My favorite moment was when Sten was going toe-to-toe with the Archdemon informing it that its hits will be answered and finally informing the most powerful creature in all of Thedas that "you battle a Qunari" at the moment he gets in the final blow in.

Morrigan: "I will always remember you...(shake voice)...my love."

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 23 juillet 2012 - 09:12 .

[Jerrybnsn]

"Ha! You lose!"

[Dintonta]

The female dwarf violent voice : "Lifeless bastards!" (speaking of undead)

[tklivory]

I love a lot of the quotes in this thread, but the best, best, best quote evar in Dragon Age: Origins belongs to Brother Genitivi:

"After all, no one wants to hear: 'Willy toiled for many a year to perfect the curious mechanisms that would send a sharpened spike up the arse of the unwary intruder.'"

[actionhero112]

"People are not simple. They cannot be summarized for easy reference in the manner of:"The elves are a lithe, pointy eared people who excel at poverty" -Sten

I love that Qunari Warrior Poet.

[Murder Knife]

The warden (to Duncan): "What do we do if the Archdemon appears?"
Alistair: "We soil our drawers, that's what."

Modifié par Ekas, 25 juillet 2012 - 05:59 .