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Meatlocker wrote...

Bobabounty wrote...

Meatlocker wrote...

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I'd rather see some pillow talk instead of actually seeing pixel sex. Comes on man....it's gotta be tasteful.


There's nothing distasteful about the human body.

 Fat chicks.


There's nothing distasteful about the natural human body.


How is it natural when they're composite of 70% lab-made chemicals?


It's not fat chicks are now discluded from being considered tasteful because they are no longer natural.


And Scarlett Johansson is not natural.


She's an exception.


She's hawt.

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This thread is now discriminating against fat chicks.

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lolfanboi wrote...

Why are you guys so afraid of sex?

IT HURTS SO GOOD!

#104
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franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


It's art.

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thatguy212 wrote...

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I think all the romance scenes except for Garrus' were completelly satisfactory, I kinda wanted to see Tali's face, though.

Wasn't Garrus's romance scene basically, Garrus: "I'm nervous shepard" Shepard: "Don't be" and then they headbutt each other :lol:


Garrus' romance scene was the sweetest one. If you people took note of the chats, that simple headbump meant so much more. Garrus NEVER touched Shepard, he gave her space out of respect, and not wanting to go over any boundaries to "push his luck". Turians are like that with their commanding officiers. Respectful to a fault.

He's the only one who brought wine and music because he's trying so hard so that something in his life to go right for once and wants it to be "perfect". His awkwardness is cute Image IPB Behind that badass exterior lies a sweetheart too.
That one headbump finally allowed Garrus to let go and have an actual "start" with Shepard. Plus - headbumps are like the equivalent of a turians smooch. Image IPB

The scene was great. I just wish it didnt fade to black so soon! They were gonna get in on! LOL

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Meatlocker wrote...

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Um, two people having sex is art.


No, it's not.  Sex is a result of emotions.  That's just like saying eating beef jerky is art.


And art isn't based off of emotions?


I never said that.  Sex is a pleasure of the flesh, nothing more, nothing less.  However, making love could be considered an art, because it's not as simple as what sex is.  Also, I think I just contradicted myself, there.


Depends...


It always depends.


That's what happens when you talk in circles.


No, that's what happens because shut up.

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gawd my pc is going nuts. XP

Modifié par ArcanaLegacy, 17 juillet 2011 - 02:55 .


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franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


I don't want porn I just feel the climx of Shepard's realationship with certain character's makes more sense if it was through sex than just some aggressive groping which seems more like porn in my opinion.

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Lol I love this thread. Who wants to talk about fat chicks again?

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Meatlocker wrote...

franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


I don't want porn I just feel the climx of Shepard's realationship with certain character's makes more sense if it was through sex than just some aggressive groping which seems more like porn in my opinion.




Meat... your name is Meat for God's sake.

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edit - as for scenes in me3 - imma quote something i wrote in another. brb

Modifié par ArcanaLegacy, 17 juillet 2011 - 02:54 .


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franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


Wow, hater.

Why can't we just let them have sex?

ARE YOU AGAINST ALIENS AND HUMANS HAVING SEX TOGETHER? I'm calling the cyber police.

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BuddyBurkman wrote...

Meatlocker wrote...

BuddyBurkman wrote...

lolfanboi wrote...

BuddyBurkman wrote...

lolfanboi wrote...

BuddyBurkman wrote...

Bobabounty wrote...

Um, two people having sex is art.


No, it's not.  Sex is a result of emotions.  That's just like saying eating beef jerky is art.


And art isn't based off of emotions?


I never said that.  Sex is a pleasure of the flesh, nothing more, nothing less.  However, making love could be considered an art, because it's not as simple as what sex is.  Also, I think I just contradicted myself, there.


Depends...


It always depends.


That's what happens when you talk in circles.


No, that's what happens because shut up.


lol :P

#114
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MegaBadExample wrote...

Lol I love this thread. Who wants to talk about fat chicks again?


This guy.

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Meatlocker wrote...

franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


I don't want porn I just feel the climx of Shepard's realationship with certain character's makes more sense if it was through sex than just some aggressive groping which seems more like porn in my opinion.



Isn't kissing and cuddling enough?

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Bobabounty wrote...

Meatlocker wrote...

franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


I don't want porn I just feel the climx of Shepard's realationship with certain character's makes more sense if it was through sex than just some aggressive groping which seems more like porn in my opinion.




Meat... your name is Meat for God's sake.


Because I am a butcher :crying:

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franciscoamell wrote...

Meatlocker wrote...

franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


I don't want porn I just feel the climx of Shepard's realationship with certain character's makes more sense if it was through sex than just some aggressive groping which seems more like porn in my opinion.



Isn't kissing and cuddling enough?


No.

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Meatlocker wrote...

Bobabounty wrote...

Meatlocker wrote...

franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


I don't want porn I just feel the climx of Shepard's realationship with certain character's makes more sense if it was through sex than just some aggressive groping which seems more like porn in my opinion.




Meat... your name is Meat for God's sake.


Because I am a butcher :crying:


Oh..

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franciscoamell wrote...

Meatlocker wrote...

franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


I don't want porn I just feel the climx of Shepard's realationship with certain character's makes more sense if it was through sex than just some aggressive groping which seems more like porn in my opinion.



Isn't kissing and cuddling enough?


No, I crave more.

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Meatlocker wrote...

franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


I don't want porn I just feel the climx of Shepard's realationship with certain character's makes more sense if it was through sex than just some aggressive groping which seems more like porn in my opinion.




Dude, my point is that we should have a sex scene, not a porno.

Have you been reading at all?

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These guys want to see people get naked. Doggy style.

#122
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SoupWithSauce wrote...

Meatlocker wrote...

franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


I don't want porn I just feel the climx of Shepard's realationship with certain character's makes more sense if it was through sex than just some aggressive groping which seems more like porn in my opinion.




Dude, my point is that we should have a sex scene, not a porno.

Have you been reading at all?


A scene of sweat and passion.

It helps my immersion.

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SoupWithSauce wrote...

Meatlocker wrote...

franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


I don't want porn I just feel the climx of Shepard's realationship with certain character's makes more sense if it was through sex than just some aggressive groping which seems more like porn in my opinion.




Dude, my point is that we should have a sex scene, not a porno.

I think he is trolling.

Have you been reading at all?



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SoupWithSauce wrote...

franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


Wow, hater.

Why can't we just let them have sex?

ARE YOU AGAINST ALIENS AND HUMANS HAVING SEX TOGETHER? I'm calling the cyber police.

I don't have anything against aliens and humans having sex at all, I just don't want to see it, I think it is not necessary to show explicit sexual content and full frontal nudity in videogames.

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franciscoamell wrote...

Meatlocker wrote...

franciscoamell wrote...

@Meatlocker, no offense, but you kinda seem like a perv, seems to me like you want a way to implement pornographic content into ME3 without sounding like porn.


I don't want porn I just feel the climx of Shepard's realationship with certain character's makes more sense if it was through sex than just some aggressive groping which seems more like porn in my opinion.



Isn't kissing and cuddling enough?


Sometimes it doesn't convey the same message.  

Example:  The make out ending if you choose to romance Tali doesn't make much sense.  It makes it seem like Shepard and Tali are just having a romantic fling instead of a real realationship.  It also makes it seem that the characters are immature and can't handle going all the way.