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I broke Varric's brain.


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jaybee93

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I just managed to sleep with Fenris, Isabella, Anders and Merrill in that order. Fenris and Isabella broke up with me, of course, and I broke up with the other two the morning after. Then I headed into the Hanged Man where Varric said he'd been meaning to speak to me about something...

...And then the quest ended without him saying another word. Apparently he thought better of telling me I was an absolute ****. Ah well.

I guess I'll have to wait until the game ends to find out who it really thinks I'm romancing! I'm guessing it'll be Isabella since she's the last person I didn't break up with myself. Anyone have a clue?

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jaybee93

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I had no idea we couldn't say **** on the boards. Whaddya know.

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Knight of Dane

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I did so too except i ended up staying with Merrill, he recognized that.

jaybee93 wrote...

I had no idea we couldn't say **** on the boards. Whaddya know.

**** is super offensive! Posted Image

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Oddly, even after I'd slept with Isabela it was Fenris that Anders asked about, and Fenris again who came to comfort me when Leandra died. So... maybe it'll turn out to be Fenris at the end? Or nobody. What a shame.

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I like the word slattern. Harlot is also acceptable.

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jaybee93 wrote...

Oddly, even after I'd slept with Isabela it was Fenris that Anders asked about, and Fenris again who came to comfort me when Leandra died. So... maybe it'll turn out to be Fenris at the end? Or nobody. What a shame.


That'll teach you to sleep around :-p

Who does Aveline mention in act 2 that you're interested in, if anyone?

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jaybee93

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Ooh, I like harlot.

Aveline didn't mention anyone. I may die a spinster.

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Haha Varric just couldn't comprehend such ****itude.
lolol I tried to use a made up word and it's censored. How sad. :lol:

Modifié par magelet, 20 juillet 2011 - 03:15 .


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Varric's probably just jealous you managed to get so much action while he has to settle for the prostitutes at the Blooming Rose.

Modifié par jamesp81, 20 juillet 2011 - 03:18 .


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jaybee93

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I only did it to make him jealous. *sigh* Ah, the chest hair...

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Here is why Isabela isn't brought up. Also one of the funniest things I'll never have in my own games. I hate Anders too much. Caught it on youtube once though.


Modifié par Torax, 20 juillet 2011 - 04:34 .


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Torax wrote...

Here is why Isabela isn't brought up. Also one of the funniest things I'll never have in my own games. I hate Anders too much. Caught it on youtube once though.

You don't need to do Anders, just Bella and Merrill.

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Knight of Dane wrote...

Torax wrote...

Here is why Isabela isn't brought up. Also one of the funniest things I'll never have in my own games. I hate Anders too much. Caught it on youtube once though.

You don't need to do Anders, just Bella and Merrill.


I assumed that his banter is based on him being jealous? Hmm maybe I should actually just take him along in the party for once. Generally I just take him the to the Deep Roads and then shelve him for the entire game   :P

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Torax wrote...

Knight of Dane wrote...

Torax wrote...

Here is why Isabela isn't brought up. Also one of the funniest things I'll never have in my own games. I hate Anders too much. Caught it on youtube once though.

You don't need to do Anders, just Bella and Merrill.


I assumed that his banter is based on him being jealous? Hmm maybe I should actually just take him along in the party for once. Generally I just take him the to the Deep Roads and then shelve him for the entire game   :P

Naw, Anders is jealous no matter what, he's the biggest ninjamance in gaming history Posted Image
Even if you tell him off the second after chantry quest act 1. Posted Image

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Omigosh. I've never seen that dialogue. Now I'm wishing I could bring along Fenris, Isabela, Anders AND Merrill to see what they'd all have to say to each other. ;)

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Fenris: *growls at Merrill* I did her* first!
(* Or him <_<)

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jamesp81 wrote...

Varric's probably just jealous you managed to get so much action while he has to settle for the prostitutes at the Blooming Rose.


Blasphemy!  Varric settles for nothing!  If he is sleeping with prostitutes it is because he is tired of women paying him for sex and wants to give a litlte back. 

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Well, act 3 reveals all: I won't die a spinster! We have learned something, boys and girls. Sleep with everyone in that order, break Anders' & Merrill's hearts, and you end up with the pirate queen. Good deal.

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elearon1 wrote...

jamesp81 wrote...

Varric's probably just jealous you managed to get so much action while he has to settle for the prostitutes at the Blooming Rose.


Blasphemy!  Varric settles for nothing!  If he is sleeping with prostitutes it is because he is tired of women paying him for sex and wants to give a litlte back. 



Looooooooool Posted Image

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jamesp81 wrote...

Varric's probably just jealous you managed to get so much action while he has to settle for the prostitutes at the Blooming Rose.


Varric doesn't settle for anything. Bianca is a better woman than any of those harpys Hawke trapaises about with or two-copper ****s at the Rose.

:devil:

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Torax wrote...

Here is why Isabela isn't brought up. Also one of the funniest things I'll never have in my own games. I hate Anders too much. Caught it on youtube once though.


My favourite dialogue I'll never have in my game is this conversation



Isabela's final line is awesome

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Wulfram wrote...

Torax wrote...

Here is why Isabela isn't brought up. Also one of the funniest things I'll never have in my own games. I hate Anders too much. Caught it on youtube once though.


My favourite dialogue I'll never have in my game is this conversation



Isabela's final line is awesome


!! This is wonderful. I guess I'm going to have to wander around with different groups until I get some of these fantastic conversations.