Dudeman315 wrote...
Why are reapers so impatient?
Your premise is flawed. The Reapers are patient.
When I go to work, I don't take a helicopter, even though my neighbor owns one and there's a big field next to my house. I drive for 20mins. It's a good balance of energy invested versus return on the investment of that energy.
For the Reapers, clicking on the Citadel signal and zipping right to the Citadel has two benefits: They're smack dab in the center of the jump gate web-- a web then can then prevent anyone else from using. They can also decapitate any galactic government that has formed, preventing a coordinated response to their invasion. For the investment of some energy used in their one of a kind backdoor jump gate, they get quite a bit of return.
Ok, so Shepard swaps the Citadel signal with the Nyan cat song and now the Reapers can't get to the Citadel easily. What's next? They text Harbinger and say "plz bld nu rpr n mk hvc lol" Harbinger's like "k" and so he hires the Collectors. At this point, the Reapers know they're going to be taking the long road, so they start walking. They're going to have to invest a huge ass amount of energy to push all their giant space-asses back to the galaxy. It doesn't appear to be a hardship they can't overcome, but it's going to take an investment of energy to facilitate their return and that is energy they won't have when they get back to the galaxy.
If their plan worked, Harbinger would be running around with a human Reaper. You want to talk about divide and conquer? Announce that humans would become immortal machine gods and everyone else will die. All humans have to do is fly out to meet this cool Reaper and join up! Nevermind the other races turning on humanity, humanity would have turned on itself. Then the other races would have had their turn... it would have been a disaster for the galaxy and it would have lasted way more than four years... Meaning that when the Reapers returned, they wouldn't need to expend as much effort to exterminate the other races. That process would already be underway.
But Shepard squashed the Reaper grub and left Harbinger fiddling with his continent sized genitals. Poor Harbinger. The Reapers are left with no other option but to barrel ass into the galaxy, hit a relay that won't let them shut all the other relays off, and go gate by gate exterminating races. Only Shepard blows that first jump gate up too.
In the end, the Reapers are ****ed. They are hardcore ****ed and they know it better than anyone that isn't Commander Shepard. Because of Shepard Nyan-attack, grub squashing, and relay bustin', the Reapers are coming into the galaxy having spent huge amounts of energy and effort to get here. They seem like robotic gods (biotic gods!?) but they are not. They're huge starships and they are bound by the laws of physics just like the races that now have a chance to unite against them. Unlike those other races though, the Reapers are coming to the fight drained.





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