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[CrimsonZephyr]

primero holodon wrote...

most of the options i'd like to see involve Hawke punching sebastion in the face every time he opens his mouth.

They need to adapt that "slap Morrigan whenever you want" mod from DAO for Sebastian.

Modifié par CrimsonZephyr, 16 août 2011 - 01:39 .

[Erani]

CrimsonZephyr wrote...

primero holodon wrote...

most of the options i'd like to see involve Hawke punching sebastion in the face every time he opens his mouth.

They need to adapt that "slap Morrigan whenever you want" mod from DAO for Sebastian.

+1

[lobi]

"Its poison, it kills people" say's murder for hire Hawk.
I would have liked to be more sympathetic towards my compatriot Patrice and not name her in front of that *THING* with horns. Even when I go there alone Hawk names her and calls her a Bi*ch. The only red response is anti Patrice and pro Qunari. When I spam the red option all game Hawk is still lame. I want Dark ages not Disney. This 'Hawk is a good person really' nonsense has really ruined the game for me. Where is chaotic evil? It was in DAO why is it not in DA2.

Edit: No evil companions and less XP for those that want a Darker Dragon Age 2. Why Bioware?

Modifié par lobi, 16 août 2011 - 07:25 .

[Emperor Mars]

 ..After Anders does his bit about how there can be no middle ground...After blowing up the chantry

Anders-Blah blah mages blah blah templars blah blah justice.
Hawke-instead of stabbing-I am going to start beating you know....I dont know when I am going to stop.

for Merrill
The ability to shake a can of coins really loudly every time the word "Demon" is mentioned....

Also the chance to just start hitting people with a sign that says "Don't" would have been very useful

Modifié par Emperor Mars, 16 août 2011 - 07:15 .

[Joey Coco]

Anders: "I AM THE PLIGHT OF THE MAGES!"
Hawke: "Okay, bro."

[DPSSOC]

Option for Mage Hawke or Bethany to kick Anders off his soap box and point out that a life constantly hiding from the Templars wasn't exactly a picnic either whenever he talks about how bad the Circle was.

[Gamer Ftw]

Telling the circle "go ahead take her" when they take Bethany {on my mage hating warrior.}
Telling Carver how much you hate him as he dies in the deep roads.
Telling Leandra you are boning your male companians when she says she needs to find you a wife.
Telling Gamlen you are going to kill him followed by actaully killing him.
Telling Aveline she is a huge bully followed by telling the viscount she helped me kill people for money.
Telling Varric I want to molest him.

[Dave of Canada]

The option to ditch Anders in Tevinter or something, anything to make him shut up about mages being innocent little flowers.

[Sons of Horus]

Emperor Mars wrote...

 ..After Anders does his bit about how there can be no middle ground...After blowing up the chantry

Anders-Blah blah mages blah blah templars blah blah justice.
Hawke-instead of stabbing-I am going to start beating you know....I dont know when I am going to stop.

for Merrill
The ability to shake a can of coins really loudly every time the word "Demon" is mentioned....

Also the chance to just start hitting people with a sign that says "Don't" would have been very useful

+1 here

[Cavalier753]

I want to ROFL PUNCH everyone in the ENTIRE GAME. Oh wait, that's not dialouge. Okay then, how about, "Hey Athenril, come secks me up." "Okay Hawke! No one can match up to your caliber!"

[ThePhoenixKing]

Would it be acceptable to post some inter-companion dialogue, like possible banter between them when walking about? Just don't want to derail the thread, that's all.

Fenris: Look at them. Back into a corner, they show their true colours. Why you're defending them, I'll never know. This is an old story that always ends the same way.
Hawke: Because it's the right thing to do, Fenris. I won't leave these people to be butchered, and despite all our disagreements, I thought you were better than to want such an end for them.
Fenris: Therein lies your weakness, Hawke. You insist on treating these monsters like people. How do you think the magisters rose again in Tevinter? It was because of people like you, Hawke, foolish sentimentalists who ignored the dangers mages pose! You'd let a thousand Imperiums rise before you'd see fit to question your deluded morality, or your affections for that witch!
Hawke:...you know what, Fenris? Go to hell. The world does not revolve around you and your pain! And thank you for insulting Merrill, by the way, that means I can put you down with a clean conscience now.
Fenris: You die or I die. Either way, the story's done.
Hawke: Well, either way I won't have to put up with your whining and your paranoia and your bigotry anymore. Come and take me, if you can.

And since a lot of people having been asking for it, here's a more gentle way of spurning Anders in Act I:

Anders: Am I making you uncomfortable?
Hawke: Listen, Anders, I'm very flattered, but...
Anders: It's alright. Thank you for being so tactful about it, especially when you didn't need to.
Hawke: No, it's fine. I do appreciate the sentiment, but it's someone else. It's not you.

[Ryzaki]

Hawke: ...You want us to go to Kirkwall mother when one (or more) of us is an apostate? Are you utterly retarded?

[Rifneno]

ThePhoenixKing wrote...

Would it be acceptable to post some inter-companion dialogue, like possible banter between them when walking about? Just don't want to derail the thread, that's all.

Fenris: Look at them. Back into a corner, they show their true colours. Why you're defending them, I'll never know. This is an old story that always ends the same way.
Hawke: Because it's the right thing to do, Fenris. I won't leave these people to be butchered, and despite all our disagreements, I thought you were better than to want such an end for them.
Fenris: Therein lies your weakness, Hawke. You insist on treating these monsters like people. How do you think the magisters rose again in Tevinter? It was because of people like you, Hawke, foolish sentimentalists who ignored the dangers mages pose! You'd let a thousand Imperiums rise before you'd see fit to question your deluded morality, or your affections for that witch!
Hawke:...you know what, Fenris? Go to hell. The world does not revolve around you and your pain! And thank you for insulting Merrill, by the way, that means I can put you down with a clean conscience now.
Fenris: You die or I die. Either way, the story's done.
Hawke: Well, either way I won't have to put up with your whining and your paranoia and your bigotry anymore. Come and take me, if you can.

And since a lot of people having been asking for it, here's a more gentle way of spurning Anders in Act I:

Anders: Am I making you uncomfortable?
Hawke: Listen, Anders, I'm very flattered, but...
Anders: It's alright. Thank you for being so tactful about it, especially when you didn't need to.
Hawke: No, it's fine. I do appreciate the sentiment, but it's someone else. It's not you.

Maker I love these dialogues that put Fenris in his place.  I'd also like to tell him that if these mages do rise up to create another Imperium, it'll be because hateful, belligerent scum like him made peaceful co-existence impossible.

[Sajuro]

Merill: Hawke, I'm pregnant and you're the father.

Aveline: Hawke, I'm pregnant and Donnic's the father.

Isabella: Hawke, I'm pregnant and... I really don't know who's the father.

Anders: Hawke, I'm pregnant and Justice is the father
Hawke: O.O

Bethany: Hawke, I'm pregnant and Fenris is the father.
Hawke: What was that you were saying about hating mages?
Fenris: I was drunk, Hawke.
Hawke: Sounds like you were giving her some sweet loving.

Meredith: Champion, I'm pregnant and Orsino is the father.
Hawke: lalalala, not listening about nasty old person sex, lalalalala

[Northern Sun]

Meredith: "You have a sister in the Circle, do you not?"
Hawke: "Harming my sister is #1 on the list of 'Things I shouldn't do if I don't want to be skinned alive."

[jamesp81]

Hawke: You endangered my life. Perhaps I should return the favor.

Petrice: While I'm sure you'd pose a challenge for my guard, I'm not going to offer the opportunity today.

Hawke: No one said you had a choice, you cold hearted **** (attack)

[jamesp81]

Meredith: You have a sister in the Circle, do you not?

Reaver spec'd Hawke: Making that comment would've earned most people a quick death. You persist, however, and I will tear your soul from your body and use it for a chew toy.

[Fallstar]

A '**** slap' Petrice option would be nice. Actually, a very long video playing the headshot scene on loop, with the sound effects from a Gears headshot would be pretty cool.

I have a somewhat unreasonable hatred of Petrice.

[sakera]

I swear this is the absolute perfect place to visit if you are having a bad day!! These comments are to die for -- I am ROFLMAO! I really wish we had all these ideas as actual options!!

[jamesp81]

Hawke: What's going on here?

Cullen: Mistress Bethany is being taken to the Circle.

Reaver Spec'd Hawke: (eyes turn blood red, grabs Cullen by throat. Cullen shrieks like a damned soul as Hawke drinks the life out of him. After Cullen is dead, Hawke tosses the lifeless, but otherwise unharmed body, aside). Wrong answer.

[jamesp81]

Fenris: I'm not sorry that she's dead. I'm sorry that she died for you.

Hawke: What the **** is wrong with you? (HawkePunch Fenris in the mouth)

[jamesp81]

Meredith: How well did you protect your own mother? Was she not murdered by a blood mage?

Hawke: It would've been easier if you'd actually been looking for blood mages instead of playing hide the magic staff with your harem of tranquil slaves.

Meredith: You...you...I ought to--

Hawke: (swiftly draws sword and beheads Meredith). You talk to much.

[jamesp81]

One more.....

After Anders blows up the Chantry

Anders: I understand that if I have to pay with my life, I have to pay.

Hawke: You know, a few years ago I might've been inclined to exact that payment. It's true that a number of people not involved in this cluster **** probably just died. Innocent people die in every war, but that doesn't mean wars should not be fought for the right causes. The Hero of Ferelden might be able to tell us something about that, as can her husband and King. I didn't want to listen to you at first, but you're right in that the circle is a place of oppression. No man is morally obligated to surrender his freedom to the fear of others. So quit your moping and hat up. We've got templars to kill.

Modifié par jamesp81, 06 septembre 2011 - 06:34 .

[Rifneno]

jamesp81 wrote...

Fenris: I'm not sorry that she's dead. I'm sorry that she died for you.

Hawke: What the **** is wrong with you? (HawkePunch Fenris in the mouth)

What?!  No!  Aim for the windpipe, the windpipe!

[Sajuro]

Rifneno wrote...

jamesp81 wrote...

Fenris: I'm not sorry that she's dead. I'm sorry that she died for you.

Hawke: What the **** is wrong with you? (HawkePunch Fenris in the mouth)

What?!  No!  Aim for the windpipe, the windpipe!

No, his windpipe is sexy!
------
Fenris: I'm not sorry that she's dead. I'm sorry that she died for you.

Hawke: You know what Fenris, lets go get a drink at the hanged man.... honest just one little drink.
-the next morning-
Fenris: where am I? -finds himself cuddling Anders- HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWKEEEE!
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Sebatsian: You must kill him, he killed an innocent woman!
Hawke: Varric, how many innocent people have I killed?
Varric: Well, there was the guy the mercenary company had you kill, then that dwarf who paid you to protect him... are we counting the werewolf?
Hawke: yeah, the werewolf.
Varric: Also it could be argued that those templars were just doing their jobs some of those times also the Dalish depending on how you look at it, so quite a few.
Hawke: You forgot one, Varric.
Varric: Did I?
Hawke: -murder knifes sebastian- yeah, the ****y little prince who commanded me to kill someone.