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[Nerdage]

Ayanko wrote...

If Warden was an Amell and slept with Isabela, And Isabela slept with Hawke:-
Isabela: That was nice, you're up in the top three.
Hawke: The top three? Surely I'm first!
Isabela: Nope, Second.
Hawke: Then whose first?
Isabela: Your cousin, which reminds me...talk about a family resemblance.
Hawke: Thanks Isabela.

Everything on that topic is gold. Such a wasted opportunity.

[ReallyRue]

When siding with the mages: "Wait, what was that you said about Quentin's research, Orsino?"

[Ayanko]

Hawke: Is every mage in Kirkwall a bloodmage? I mean come on!
Anders: I'm not.
Hawke: You don't count Mr Abomination.

[nitefyre410]

I would have liked to see this after the whole mess with the Demon in the Fade.  


Isabella: Hawke your not mad after well all of  that.
Hawke: No your human it gave your hearts desire.
Isabella: And what about you? what did the demon offer you? 
Hawke: It had nothing I wanted. Demons can't brink back  the dead and it can't bring back my father or my brother. 



Before Anders blows up the Chantry.  while agruing with  Meridith and  First  Enchanter

Hawke: You know I'm getting the feeling that I should kill the both of them and save myself the trouble.   


After Anders blows up the Chantry 

*Agruing with  Meridith and First Enchanter*  

Hawke: Varric  tell me Anders did not just blow up the Chantry. 
Verric: I'm flattered you have  that much faith my story telling- 
Hawke: Just tell me anyway it will make me feel better. 
Verric: He did not just blow up the Chantry in the middle of stewing pot of Templar/Mage hatered. 
Anders(Justice) There can be no comprise... 
Isabella :Well that's  surely stating the obvisious there.  
Hawke: Thanks Anders this just turned into an  cluster **** in a Antivain  **** house. 
Isebella: Oh no those are  a lot better and alot less blood. 


Act 3 
Fenris: " Mages blah blah ,evil blah, Rawr."
Hawke: Look I get you -  A blood mage  chopped my mothr to pieces and used her head for his corpse bride but let me put this language your can understand you half wit. You go over there with Meridith you'll be just another body in the trail of corpse I leave when I walk out of here.
Fenris We'll see. *sides with Meridith*
Hawke: Okay you know what screw it. *15 mintues later looks a Fenris dead body*    Told ya.

After  Figthing the Keeper. 

Hawke: Its going okay .. lets just get you home..
Dalish: She caused the Keeper death... RAWR
Hawke: Look its not that simple, she was being used as bait... 
Dalish: No Rawr blah blah. 
Hawke: Really I'm not in the mood.  So move. 
Dalish: Blah blah.. RAWR. 
Hawke:Oh for... you know fine  your funeral.   *stab Stab stab, slash.* 
Hawke: You know what I can't  - These poeple,this town, is just argggh. Verric, Isabella lets go... I need a drink.   


  Edit:  Now  the last is becasue I didn't know that you could avoid killing the Clan.





   

Modifié par nitefyre410, 25 juillet 2011 - 11:38 .

[Macropodmum]

nitefyre410 wrote...

I would have liked to see this after the whole mess with the Demon in the Fade.  


Isabella: Hawke your not mad after well all of  that.
Hawke: No your human it gave your hearts desire.
Isabella: And what about you? what did the demon offer you? 
Hawke: It had nothing I wanted. Demons can't brink back  the dead and it can't bring back my father or my brother. 
  

Actually that is how the demon tempts Aveline, it brings back Wesley (well appears to)....

[Lincoln MuaDib]

Leon481 wrote...

Sebastian: (paraphrased) Hawke, Hurry up and kill Anders or I will raise such an army and get revenge on you and this whole city.

Hawke: If you want revenge so badly, Anders is right there. Go ahead.

or

Hawke: If Elthina were here what would she say to that? She fought you time and time again to dissuade you from revenge. Do you really think she would want you to carry out yet another act of vengance in her name?

Oh, well what I thought, the first time I heard this, was-

Sebastian: (paraphrased) Hawke, Hurry up and kill Anders or I will raise
such an army and get revenge on you and this whole city.

FemHawke: So, if I don't kill Anders, you're going to go raise an army?

Sebastian: Yes.

FemHawke: You honestly expect I'm going to go let you fetch an army you've just told me you're going to raise to kill me?

Sebastian: What?

FemHawke: You want to kill me? Here I am, b*tch.

Sebastian: Uh, well, I . .

FemHawke: Say hello to Mr Pointy and his sister Miss Pointy [Yes, Buffy reference, as my Rogue FemHawke looks like Buffy Summers]
*Sebastian dies with two rogue swords in his face*

FemGHawke: That's one way to prevent him fetching an army against me.

:lol::lol:

[Ryzaki]

Hawke after being betrayed by his/her LI: ...you tried to kill me...yeah we're through.

[Lincoln MuaDib]

Oh, I HATED the Arishok. When he was demanding Isobella go with him?
FemHawke: Really? You think Isobella sinned? When you've started a war? Get f*cked.
Arishok: Fight me in a duel!
FemHawke: well, you had your underlings fight all your battles for you, so ya know what? My FRIENDS, which you have NONE of, will beat the crap out of your guards while I beat you like the b*tch you are.

After the Fight-
Arishok:Hawke, this is not the end . . .
FemHawke: Is it true your dad f*cked a cow to make you? By the way, your p*nis is smaller than mine, and I don't even have one.

[Rifneno]

Lincoln MuaDib wrote...

Oh, I HATED the Arishok. When he was demanding Isobella go with him?
FemHawke: Really? You think Isobella sinned? When you've started a war? Get f*cked.
Arishok: Fight me in a duel!
FemHawke: well, you had your underlings fight all your battles for you, so ya know what? My FRIENDS, which you have NONE of, will beat the crap out of your guards while I beat you like the b*tch you are.

After the Fight-
Arishok:Hawke, this is not the end . . .
FemHawke: Is it true your dad f*cked a cow to make you? By the way, your p*nis is smaller than mine, and I don't even have one.

<Flemeth>  Hahaha, oh you I like!  </Flemeth>

When I play a FemHawke, I usually duel the Arishok.  Because I know if I let the other Qunari live, they'll have to go back home and tell their people all about how the supreme command of all Qunari military, the greatest champion and warrior they have to offer, got his ass whooped by a human woman in a fair duel.  I like to imagine the entire Qunari nation's collective morale drops faster than eToys.com stock.

[Isaidlunch]

Meredith: How well did you protect your own mother?
Hawke: <Expletive> please, I thought hunting down apostates was your job? Great job letting one who had ties to the Kirkwall Circle murder who knows how many innocent women for who knows how long! No really!
(Okay, perhaps a little less dramatic than that)

Anders: Your sister's a mage? You bloody hypocrite!
Hawke: *throws the Dragon Age equivalent of a dictionary at Anders*

Hawke: *Wildly waving Band of Three notes around in one hand* Hey guys, I think I found out why the mages are turning to blood magic and getting possessed so much!

Modifié par Kazanth, 26 juillet 2011 - 08:18 .

[Macropodmum]

When entering Hightown during the qunari stampede and the two dragging the woman stop to face you

Qunari: So the Arishok failed to take you captive, how unfortunate
Hawke: For you, yes...

[Sajuro]

Sister Patrice: We needed-
Hawke: -murder knifes Sister Patrice-
Templar Lackey: 0.0 -gets murder knifed by Hawke-
random bum: what just happened -Murder knifed-
Aveline: Hawke, you can't take jus- murder knifed-
Fenris: scowl growl scowl -murder knifed-
Bethany: Hawke, have you gone mad? -murder knifed-
-back at home-
Mother: Where's Bethany, isn't she with you?
Hawke:.... >.> she was killed... by.. the darkspawn. Yep, she got the taint pretty bad.
-act 2-
Meredith:I'll dist -gets murder knifed by Hawke-
Orsino: What is wrong with you, you just killed the knight commander in the middle of a-murder knifed-
-in the keep-
Hawke: Is that Kurt Cobain behind you?
Arishok: Wha- gets murder knifed-
-Act 3-
sunshine and rainbows.

[nitefyre410]

Macropodmum wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

I would have liked to see this after the whole mess with the Demon in the Fade.  


Isabella: Hawke your not mad after well all of  that.
Hawke: No your human it gave your hearts desire.
Isabella: And what about you? what did the demon offer you? 
Hawke: It had nothing I wanted. Demons can't brink back  the dead and it can't bring back my father or my brother. 
  

Actually that is how the demon tempts Aveline, it brings back Wesley (well appears to)....

Well in the case....


Demon: Here brother back and daddy back
Hawke:
Demon:What its your greatest desire.
Hawke:...Oh for.   *stab stab stab Slash*
Demon:   
Hawke:  One of  my companions  is the youngest son  of a Dwarf Merchent family. another is a Pirate, my sister is a mage whom (up until rescently I may add) I have been  covering for our whole life. Oh yeah and my Uncle is a thieving cheat.  So what would make you think that I  wouldn't know when someone is trying to bull**** me.

Modifié par nitefyre410, 26 juillet 2011 - 11:19 .

[TheRgreenM]

Lincoln MuaDib wrote...

Leon481 wrote...

Sebastian: (paraphrased) Hawke, Hurry up and kill Anders or I will raise such an army and get revenge on you and this whole city.

Hawke: If you want revenge so badly, Anders is right there. Go ahead.

or

Hawke: If Elthina were here what would she say to that? She fought you time and time again to dissuade you from revenge. Do you really think she would want you to carry out yet another act of vengance in her name?

Oh, well what I thought, the first time I heard this, was-

Sebastian: (paraphrased) Hawke, Hurry up and kill Anders or I will raise
such an army and get revenge on you and this whole city.

FemHawke: So, if I don't kill Anders, you're going to go raise an army?

Sebastian: Yes.

FemHawke: You honestly expect I'm going to go let you fetch an army you've just told me you're going to raise to kill me?

Sebastian: What?

FemHawke: You want to kill me? Here I am, b*tch.

Sebastian: Uh, well, I . .

FemHawke: Say hello to Mr Pointy and his sister Miss Pointy [Yes, Buffy reference, as my Rogue FemHawke looks like Buffy Summers]
*Sebastian dies with two rogue swords in his face*

FemGHawke: That's one way to prevent him fetching an army against me.

:lol::lol:

That's Badass, If That Happened I Would Get The Sebastian DLC Just For THat.
 I <3 Buffy.

[Macropodmum]

Sajuro wrote...

Sister Patrice: We needed-
Hawke: -murder knifes Sister Patrice-
Templar Lackey: 0.0 -gets murder knifed by Hawke-
random bum: what just happened -Murder knifed-
Aveline: Hawke, you can't take jus- murder knifed-
Fenris: scowl growl scowl -murder knifed-
Bethany: Hawke, have you gone mad? -murder knifed-
-back at home-
Mother: Where's Bethany, isn't she with you?
Hawke:.... >.> she was killed... by.. the darkspawn. Yep, she got the taint pretty bad.
-act 2-
Meredith:I'll dist -gets murder knifed by Hawke-
Orsino: What is wrong with you, you just killed the knight commander in the middle of a-murder knifed-
-in the keep-
Hawke: Is that Kurt Cobain behind you?
Arishok: Wha- gets murder knifed-
-Act 3-
sunshine and rainbows.

ROFL

[Ayanko]

Hawke at Patrice:-
Hawke: Well well, if it isn't the woman that called Wolf....Qunari, WHATEVER.

[Teddie Sage]

"Go rot in a hole, Sebastian." Or anything to ****** off and or kill Sebastian. I know, this is over the tenth time I repeat myself, but I still can't believe that Bioware allows us to kill Anders but not Sebastian. *pouts*

Modifié par Teddie Sage, 26 juillet 2011 - 01:57 .

[Sajuro]

I want this for a conversation option

[CrimsonZephyr]

Sajuro wrote...

I want this for a conversation option

Made. Of. Win.

[nitefyre410]

CrimsonZephyr wrote...

Sajuro wrote...

I want this for a conversation option

Made. Of. Win.

 

For.  The. Win.


Nitefyre approves + 25

[Blessed Silence]

For me more choices than dialoge but ...

I would definately have liked my female mage who romanced Anders to rip into him when he blew up the Chantry.  (Side note, my playthrough had that happen at 2am ... headphones on .. husband sleeping.  I said "Holy s&*%^ the Chantry's on fire!" and my husband jumped out of bed.  ... Hehe)  Mainly because the jerkwad played her ...

Perhaps some occasional times where my female Hawke would go "Oh hell no!" or "No you just didn't!" as a response to something.

[Blessed Silence]

Ghost1041 wrote...

I want a option to go WAAAAAAAAAAAAH in a mocking tone when anyone comes to me for help or whines about something something something mages something something something templars.

Haha same.  Or a "*roll eyes* What maiden needs saving/enemy dead/fortune returned do you need?" option.

Ah!  When I defeat Meredith and her charring corpse is there .. honestly .. I wanted to punt her head off ala Duke Nukem and shout "GOAL!"

bleetman wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Yeah, wtf...that always bothered me too.

I just pretend it happens, though.

Pretend hugs are nice too XD

Honestly, a lot of DA2 came off like that, in terms of characters seeming distant. There's something about the lack of hugging, the sitting-on-the-bed space between two characters being just a little too far apart, the way nobody seems to touch each in any way other unless they're having sex. The moments that are supposed to indicate affection always struck me as a little impersonal.

Same, and I don't wanna hear the BS at Hawke is a hero and can't show their feelings.  Whatever ... they're human for pete's sake BioWare make them at least hug or cry!

Lukas Kristjanson wrote...

And some choice words with Carver if he joins the Templars.

On an unrelated note, Legacy comes out on tuesday.

And even being nice to Carver I STILL GET RIVALRY!  WTF man ...

ThePhoenixKing wrote...

All very good ideas.

Here's an idea: if they were going to bring in a Mass Effect-style conversation wheel for Dragon Age 2, then why not bring in the Interrupts from ME 2 as well? Having a Paragon Interrupt to hug Merrill (as many others have suggested), or a Renegade one to tell off Anders or Fenris would be great, and would work well in adding a bit of dynamism to the conversation system in this game. Not that I mind the conversation wheel, but if they were going to do it, why not do it all the way?

You know, the entire time I played DA2 I was waiting for those interrupts?  They would have worked nicely for a violent Hawke who didn't want to listen to some dork ramble on and just punch them int he face or kife to the throat.

[Blessed Silence]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

I would've liked to tell Sebastian "Death is never justice when he calls for Anders to be killed. I would've liked to tell him that vowing vengeance on the innocent people of Kirkwall is the act of a child and a tyrant. I would've liked for Hawke to punch him when he tries to order me to kill Anders.

And my female who went with Anders would have loved to said to Sebastian ... "Bring it on little prince" when Sebby threatened to march an army to Kirkwall afterwards.

Or I would have like to have had Anders and Sebastian fight it out too ...

Asch Lavigne wrote...

Mostly I just would have liked to have told Anders to stuff it. Mage this, oppression that, go back to talking about kitties. It also made me sad that he hated the Wardens so much considering how happy he was that the Warden in Awakening gave him a sort of freedom. I just would have liked to have brought that up. In Awakening he was all funny and loveable and in DA2 he was all f**k everything!

I also would have liked to told Sebastian to shut it. Isabella too. Heck, Hawke needed a shut up option for just about everyone in that game.

Why Interrupts should have been imlemented!

Carver:  So you think just because you're my big brother you can ---
*INTERRUPT*
Hawke:  HAWKE PUNCH!

[Nerdage]

Blessed Silence wrote...

Ah!  When I defeat Meredith and her charring corpse is there .. honestly .. I wanted to punt her head off ala Duke Nukem and shout "GOAL!"

** Meredith's charred, dismembered head lands in Cullen's arms **
Hawke: "Recognize your Knight-Commander?"

[Sabariel]

"Shut up, Anders/Fenris/Merrill/Hawke" would have been a nice dialogue option to have

Modifié par Sabariel, 28 juillet 2011 - 05:06 .