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[Sajuro]

Anders: I hope we find more than a sack of bones this time.
Hawke: yeah, maybe we could find a little kitten corpse.
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Fenris: Your keeper was a good woman, it was a shame she had to die for a monster like you.
Hawke: Hold up Fenris, you are calling Merrill a monster when you constantly shove your fist through people's bodies and you killed an entire camp of rebels because your master told you to, tell me: are you really in the position to be calling Merrill and 'monster'?
Fenris: It's not the same she practices blood magic, she deals with demons.
Hawke: Funny, because when we went into the fade you were all so eager to bend over to the Pride demon, oh and you kill people by shoving your magical fist THROUGH THEIR CHESTS!
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-Murder of Crows in the cave-
Hawke: I thought we killed that thing already.
Merrill: As long as it is needed it will keep coming back.
Hawke: Motherf*cker
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Pon: you're a monster -gets murder knifed by Hawke-

[Sajuro]

nerdage wrote...

Blessed Silence wrote...

Ah!  When I defeat Meredith and her charring corpse is there .. honestly .. I wanted to punt her head off ala Duke Nukem and shout "GOAL!"

** Meredith's charred, dismembered head lands in Cullen's arms **
Hawke: "Recognize your Knight-Commander?"

If taking the templar route
Hawke: Hail to the king, baby.
Cullen:.....
Hawke: balls of steel.
Cullen: wha-
Hawke:ballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballs balls of steel
Fenris: Have you gone mad?
Hawke: Eat **** and die.

[Lincoln MuaDib]

Rifneno wrote...

Lincoln MuaDib wrote...

Oh, I HATED the Arishok. When he was demanding Isobella go with him?
FemHawke: Really? You think Isobella sinned? When you've started a war? Get f*cked.
Arishok: Fight me in a duel!
FemHawke: well, you had your underlings fight all your battles for you, so ya know what? My FRIENDS, which you have NONE of, will beat the crap out of your guards while I beat you like the b*tch you are.

After the Fight-
Arishok:Hawke, this is not the end . . .
FemHawke: Is it true your dad f*cked a cow to make you? By the way, your p*nis is smaller than mine, and I don't even have one.

<Flemeth>  Hahaha, oh you I like!  </Flemeth>

When I play a FemHawke, I usually duel the Arishok.  Because I know if I let the other Qunari live, they'll have to go back home and tell their people all about how the supreme command of all Qunari military, the greatest champion and warrior they have to offer, got his ass whooped by a human woman in a fair duel.  I like to imagine the entire Qunari nation's collective morale drops faster than eToys.com stock.

OMG.
I never considered that!

I may have to do that now.

Sidenote- when the Qu'nari Quest . . .

Qu'nari Warrior- I cannot leave. I need you to find my people's swords. We are dishonoured without them. Please return them to me?
FemHawke- You want me to FETCH your SWORDS for you? Would you like me to wipe off the blood of the innocent humans you slaughtered during your rampage first? Because, FYI- if they lost their swords, they're dead. Dead because I killed them. Because they were killing fleeing peasants. So tell you what. I'll find all the swords. I'll then return them to you. Point first. In your butt. Sounds fair?

Sorry for profanity, but REALLY??

[Nerdage]

Sajuro wrote...

If taking the templar route
Hawke: Hail to the king, baby.
Cullen:.....
Hawke: balls of steel.
Cullen: wha-
Hawke:ballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballs balls of steel
Fenris: Have you gone mad?
Hawke: Eat **** and die.

Cullen: Meredith was the best of us. Your ability to fight a templar is impressive.
Hawke: Yeah, but after seven f****** years, it should be.
Cullen: What?
Hawke: Nothing..

Modifié par nerdage, 31 juillet 2011 - 02:37 .

[Cody]

LEGACY

• Fenris: You must hate the darkspawn, after what they did to your home.
• Carver: Absolutely. And the magic that brought them to this world.
• Fenris: Then we're agreed on something.
• Hawke: I'm not sure that's healthy.
• Carver: For mages, definitely not.
• Hawke: Oh? Big talk coming from you.
• Carver: What is THAT supposed to mean brother?
• Hawke: For one I know you Carver, the only reason you hate mages is because you weren't born as one. b.i.t.ching about being in my shadow for so long. For 2, you are not only a giant idiot, but you also were easily captured by a handful of mages. Honestly I doubt you are even considered a threat to a child mage let alone a blood mage. FINALLY you seem to assume that it was magic that brought them into this world, no proof of that whatsoever other than the Chantries bulls.h.it, you just adding another excuse to hate mages because "poor baby Carver was in a mages shadow for all his life". Just shut up, you are barely welcomed here. As are you Fenris.

Modifié par CodyMelch, 06 février 2012 - 05:32 .

[Todd23]

I would have just liked the option to kill Flemeth again.

[ThatDancingTurian]

CodyMelch wrote...

LEGACY

• Fenris: You must hate the darkspawn, after what they did to your home.
• Carver: Absolutely. And the magic that brought them to this world.
• Fenris: Then we're agreed on something.
• Hawke: I'm not sure that's healthy.
• Carver: For mages, definitely not.
• Hawke: Oh? Big talk coming from you.
• Carver: What is THAT supposed to mean brother?
• Hawke: For one I know you Carver, the only reason you hate mages is because you weren't born as one. ****ing about being in my shadow for so long. For 2, you are not only a giant idiot, but you also were easily captured by a handful of mages. Honestly I doubt you are even considered a threat to a child mage let alone a blood mage. FINALLY you seem to assume that it was magic that brought them into this world, no proof of that whatsoever other than the Chantries bull****, you just adding another excuse to hate mages because "poor baby Carver was in a mages shadow for all his life". Just shut up, you are barely welcomed here. As are you Fenris.

I had the opposite reaction. My Hawke sounded too negative for my tastes. I wanted her to say, "Yay! I knew you guys would get along someday! Sword buddies!"

[Auroras]

Carver: I'm gonna become a templar!

Mage!Hawke: STFU. -falcon punch-

[Cody]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

CodyMelch wrote...

LEGACY

• Fenris: You must hate the darkspawn, after what they did to your home.
• Carver: Absolutely. And the magic that brought them to this world.
• Fenris: Then we're agreed on something.
• Hawke: I'm not sure that's healthy.
• Carver: For mages, definitely not.
• Hawke: Oh? Big talk coming from you.
• Carver: What is THAT supposed to mean brother?
• Hawke: For one I know you Carver, the only reason you hate mages is because you weren't born as one. ****ing about being in my shadow for so long. For 2, you are not only a giant idiot, but you also were easily captured by a handful of mages. Honestly I doubt you are even considered a threat to a child mage let alone a blood mage. FINALLY you seem to assume that it was magic that brought them into this world, no proof of that whatsoever other than the Chantries bull****, you just adding another excuse to hate mages because "poor baby Carver was in a mages shadow for all his life". Just shut up, you are barely welcomed here. As are you Fenris.

I had the opposite reaction. My Hawke sounded too negative for my tastes. I wanted her to say, "Yay! I knew you guys would get along someday! Sword buddies!"

Don't you mean; Sworders?

Modifié par CodyMelch, 01 août 2011 - 02:39 .

[Rifneno]

Lincoln MuaDib wrote...

OMG.
I never considered that!

I may have to do that now.

Sidenote- when the Qu'nari Quest . . .

Qu'nari Warrior- I cannot leave. I need you to find my people's swords. We are dishonoured without them. Please return them to me?
FemHawke- You want me to FETCH your SWORDS for you? Would you like me to wipe off the blood of the innocent humans you slaughtered during your rampage first? Because, FYI- if they lost their swords, they're dead. Dead because I killed them. Because they were killing fleeing peasants. So tell you what. I'll find all the swords. I'll then return them to you. Point first. In your butt. Sounds fair?

Sorry for profanity, but REALLY??

Good to know I'm not the only one who wanted to tell that hornhead off. I'll never get how those pretentious savages actually have fans.

CodyMelch wrote...

LEGACY

• Fenris: You must hate the darkspawn, after what they did to your home.
• Carver: Absolutely. And the magic that brought them to this world.
• Fenris: Then we're agreed on something.
• Hawke: I'm not sure that's healthy.
• Carver: For mages, definitely not.
• Hawke: Oh? Big talk coming from you.
• Carver: What is THAT supposed to mean brother?
• Hawke: For one I know you Carver, the only reason you hate mages is because you weren't born as one. ****ing about being in my shadow for so long. For 2, you are not only a giant idiot, but you also were easily captured by a handful of mages. Honestly I doubt you are even considered a threat to a child mage let alone a blood mage. FINALLY you seem to assume that it was magic that brought them into this world, no proof of that whatsoever other than the Chantries bull****, you just adding another excuse to hate mages because "poor baby Carver was in a mages shadow for all his life". Just shut up, you are barely welcomed here. As are you Fenris.

QFT. We could also use a dialogue to call out Carver on his calling Anders a whiner. Anders complains because he's part of a minority that's being brutally oppressed. Carver complains because he's jealous of his siblings and he has no genitals (it's like a Ken doll, just disturbing). Pot, meet kettle.

Would've been fun to let Corypheus have Fenris. Hehe.

[miraclemight]

At the beginning of act III, when Meredith reminds Hawke of what happened to Leandra and blames it on mages, I really wanted to tell her that it was her own incompetence and negligence toward Emeric's investigations that led to the deaths of at least a dozen women.

[Vit246]

Meredith: How well did you guard your own mother? Did she not die at a blood mage's hands?

Hawke: How well did YOU, the Knight-Commander of the templar order, guard MY mother? What the **** were you and your templars doing all that time when a certain killer blood mage was killing all those women!? Oh yeah, YOU, the Knight-Commander, actually ordered the templar Emeric to cease his investigation on that matter! YOU ordered him to stop looking for a killer blood mage! The deaths of all those women are on YOUR hands as well! Do you realize yet that you as a templar FAILED at the purpose for your very existence!? Whereas I, a simple nobody, had to do YOUR JOB and kill that blood mage MYSELF? Tell me, Knight-Commander, are you a coward or are you just incompetent? Or both? You failed my mother and my family, completely and utterly. 

Modifié par Vit246, 02 août 2011 - 02:45 .

[NeKumon]

Fenris: Uhm ... about that thing three years ago ...
Hawke: Oh, you mean that time when I caught you doing the walk of shame? That was pretty classy.
Fenris: Yes, well. I take it back. Am I forgiven, then?
Hawke: You really are git, you know that? ... You'll have to do better than that. ('Course I'd always forgive him in the end +_+)

Oh, and also:
Sebastian: MAKER NOOOOES! I'm going home to fetch my army now, and kill you all! *being whiny brat*
Hawke: Lol, are you serious? You've seen me flash freeze hordes of blood mages into submission, set an army of horned giants on fire, not to mention fist fight the arishok. And now you want to fight me with an army of little men? Good luck with that, I'll see you then.

Modifié par NeKumon, 01 août 2011 - 08:48 .

[Sajuro]

Orsino: An army of templars are going to attack us!
Hawke: -stretches- yeah, it hardly seems fair
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Arishok: How can you live in such Chaos, everyone taking what they want without consideration for others, it is madness.
Hawke: -looks to LI briefly and then back- Madness? -draws sword- THIS!IS!KIRKWALL! -runs him through-
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-returns from planning Leandra's funeral to see Isabella and Aveline fighting-
Hawke: This won't end well.
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-after Anders blows up the chantry-
Anders: I can understand if you want to kill me Hawke.
Hawke:....
Sebastian: He killed the grand cleric Hawke, he has to die
Hawke: -murder knifes Sebastian and pulls Anders up by the arm- you started this whole mess, no way you're getting off without cleaning it up. Merrill,Anders,Varric you're with me.
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Fenris: scowl growl scowl brood
Dog: growl growl growl
Fenris: growl scowl growl
Dog: happy bark
Fenris: It was good to talk
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Isabella: I'm booored, lets do something fun.
Hawke: want to make out?
Isabella: sure
Aveline: ahem, aren't we supposed to see that I don't coddle my guards?
Hawke: you're interruptions won't make the sexy time and subsequent cuddle time go any faster.
-meanwhile at the docks, Donnic is cornered by that small army of bandits-
Donnic: oh balls.
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Aveline: I can't believe you sold Wesley's shield!
Hawke: We were poor! I sold it for money to help fund the expedition so we could gain status and Bethany wouldn't have to live in fear of the templars, and I didn't know if she survived the joining until a few months ago, if you don't want the shield I'll take it -yanks shield away and smacks Aveline with it-
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Hawke: So why did only Bethany get tainted? for over half of the expedition we have been covered in darkspawn blood, each of us having open wounds, you would think that Varric or I would have been tainted sooner than the freaking mage who stood in the back.

[Ausstig]

After Anders blows up the Chantry
Anders: I can understand you wanting to kill me Hawk.
Hawk: Oh no Anders I have a much better fate in store for you. You shall be made Tranquil. You will live you life cut off from the fade. I think you described it to me once as a fate.... worse..... then death and I. Can think of none more deserving of it then you. myyy friendddd.

[MemeLeigh]

Fenris: You keep staring at me. Is it my eyes again?
Isabela: You're very lanky, for an elf. I like lanky.
Fenris: From what I gather, you like a lot of things.
Isabela: Nonsense. But when I see something I like, I go after it.
Fenris: I suggest keeping your distance.
Isabela: Now you're just making it challenging.
Hawke: Back off ****!

She even has a conversation about Hawke and Fenris' relationship, and she still wants to get a piece of him. I guess Hawke could ask her to join in too.

[Macropodmum]

NeKumon wrote...

Fenris: Uhm ... about that thing three years ago ...
Hawke: Oh, you mean that time when I caught you doing the walk of shame? That was pretty classy.
Fenris: Yes, well. I take it back. Am I forgiven, then?
Hawke: You really are git, you know that? ... You'll have to do better than that. ('Course I'd always forgive him in the end +_+)

Oh, and also:
Sebastian: MAKER NOOOOES! I'm going home to fetch my army now, and kill you all! *being whiny brat*
Hawke: Lol, are you serious? You've seen me flash freeze hordes of blood mages into submission, set an army of horned giants on fire, not to mention fist fight the arishok. And now you want to fight me with an army of little men? Good luck with that, I'll see you then.

Lol, you forgot the Carta, various thugs & lowlifes, slavers, templars and cultists

MemeLeigh wrote...

Fenris: You keep staring at me. Is it my eyes again?
Isabela: You're very lanky, for an elf. I like lanky.
Fenris: From what I gather, you like a lot of things.
Isabela: Nonsense. But when I see something I like, I go after it.
Fenris: I suggest keeping your distance.
Isabela: Now you're just making it challenging.
Hawke: Back off ****!

She even has a conversation about Hawke and Fenris' relationship, and she still wants to get a piece of him.

I know, that was low even for her....

Modifié par Macropodmum, 02 août 2011 - 10:56 .

[Rifneno]

Ausstig wrote...

After Anders blows up the Chantry
Anders: I can understand you wanting to kill me Hawk.
Hawk: Oh no Anders I have a much better fate in store for you. You shall be made Tranquil. You will live you life cut off from the fade. I think you described it to me once as a fate.... worse..... then death and I. Can think of none more deserving of it then you. myyy friendddd.

Considering tranquils are re-connected to the Fade just by being near Anders when he hulks out, do you really think it's possible to tranquil him?  No.  He's afraid of being made tranquil like people are afraid of dying a plane crash despite the fact that airliners are 22 times safer than driving.  It's a social-based fear without a shred of basis in reality.

MemeLeigh wrote...

She even has a conversation about Hawke and Fenris' relationship, and she still wants to get a piece of him. I guess Hawke could ask her to join in too.

Considering she made her debut in the series by teaching the Warden a specialization in exchange for an orgy, I'd say that's pretty likely her goal. 

Modifié par Rifneno, 02 août 2011 - 11:04 .

[Macropodmum]

Rifneno wrote...

MemeLeigh wrote...

She even has a conversation about Hawke and Fenris' relationship, and she still wants to get a piece of him. I guess Hawke could ask her to join in too.

Considering she made her debut in the series by teaching the Warden a specialization in exchange for an orgy, I'd say that's pretty likely her goal. 

Lol, my warden got that specialization for catching her cheating at cards...nothing more!

[nitefyre410]

After the End of the game.


Anders: Hawke thank you ... *Decks Anders*
Hawke: You have to be one of the biggest idots I have pleasure of calling friend. Did you stop and think that in this how made up fantasy in your head how this was going to affect the Circle and my sister. You almost got her killed and now the Templars have excuse for a bloody crusade. *sits down on rock*
Anders: I just
Hawke: I know you damn bloody fool - you wanted a revelotion well you have one and they tend to be bloody.

[Rifneno]

Macropodmum wrote...

Lol, my warden got that specialization for catching her cheating at cards...nothing more!

What's messed up is that if the Warden slept with her, she'll brag about it to Hawke as soon as you meet her. Jesus, Isabela...

nitefyre410 wrote...

After the End of the game.


Anders: Hawke thank you ... *Decks Anders*
Hawke: You have to be one of the biggest idots I have pleasure of calling friend. Did you stop and think that in this how made up fantasy in your head how this was going to affect the Circle and my sister. You almost got her killed and now the Templars have excuse for a bloody crusade. *sits down on rock*
Anders: I just
Hawke: I know you damn bloody fool - you wanted a revelotion well you have one and they tend to be bloody.

They also tend to be the only way to overthrow dictators. *sigh* Why does everything turn into a debate about the fascist Chantry...

[Sajuro]

Rifneno wrote...

Macropodmum wrote...

Lol, my warden got that specialization for catching her cheating at cards...nothing more!

What's messed up is that if the Warden slept with her, she'll brag about it to Hawke as soon as you meet her. Jesus, Isabela...

nitefyre410 wrote...

After the End of the game.


Anders: Hawke thank you ... *Decks Anders*
Hawke: You have to be one of the biggest idots I have pleasure of calling friend. Did you stop and think that in this how made up fantasy in your head how this was going to affect the Circle and my sister. You almost got her killed and now the Templars have excuse for a bloody crusade. *sits down on rock*
Anders: I just
Hawke: I know you damn bloody fool - you wanted a revelotion well you have one and they tend to be bloody.

They also tend to be the only way to overthrow dictators. *sigh* Why does everything turn into a debate about the fascist Chantry...

The same reason everything in the me2 forums turns into a collector base thread

[Rifneno]

Sajuro wrote...

The same reason everything in the me2 forums turns into a collector base thread

That's a lot more understandable, as it's a lot more morally gray. The mage/chantry has about as much gray as a bag of Skittles.

[lazuli]

I'd like the following option for basically every mage in the game:

Hawke: You realize that by turning to blood magic at the first sign of trouble you're effectively proving the templars right, don't you?


And a face-palm when Orsino gives in and transforms would be welcome.  It's what I did in real life when it happened.

Lastly, one of those delicious crossed swords icons when Meredith has her back to you would be welcome, even if it cuts Act 3 (mercifully) short.

[Rifneno]

Eh. Blood magic isn't inherently bad. I think that was supposed to be the point of Merrill's story, but most people couldn't focus on anything except her cripplingly severe learning disabilities. I know I couldn't. Now dealing with demons (or worse, allowing yourself to be possessed)... that's where they're being dumbasses and making the Chantry look right.