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Débuté par Sora Shepard , juil. 20 2011 08:13

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:14

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Siansonea II wrote...

C9316 wrote...

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DonDaMon wrote...

mass effect needs more space babes like miranda :)


I agree! Because if there was ever a woman who could hold her own with Sheploo, it's Miranda. He doesn't stand a CHANCE.:police:

I would pay to see that fight, but wouldn't it take her 2 hours to finish getting dressed?


It'll be worth the wait.:kissing:

Oh but then she has to apply her make up, that would take another hour. Then she's gotta choose the rights high heels that match her one piece bikini armor, that'll take forever! I doubt shep would wait that longPosted Image

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:14

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Massadonious1 wrote...

Since Recon is here, we can get this to 20 pages before the lock if we talk about gay people!


So...how 'bout them gay people?

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:15

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Fiddles_stix wrote...


Why have we not a female version of Freud? I mean in terms of mainstreamness...


Why would you want one?  Gender-flipped nonsense would still be nonsense.

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:15

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kglaser wrote...

Massadonious1 wrote...

Since Recon is here, we can get this to 20 pages before the lock if we talk about gay people!


So...how 'bout them gay people?

It's now political.

End of line.

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:15

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da_hizz_nizz wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

da_hizz_nizz wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

DonDaMon wrote...

mass effect needs more space babes like miranda :)


I agree! Because if there was ever a woman who could hold her own with Sheploo, it's Miranda. He doesn't stand a CHANCE.:police:

A quick backhand from manshep would put her in her place:devil:


You keep telling yourself that. He's got to sleep sometime. And Miranda knows every INCH of Shepard's body. She may not kill him quickly...:devil:

Touche... So I guess Manshep would have no choice but to kill her...:?


Yeah, remember when I said the Illusive Man insisted that you not have a control chip, Shepard? Well, I disobeyed orders. *buzzer noise* *Shepard's eyes glaze over and he walks drunkenly toward the mess hall to make a sandwich for Miranda*

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Siansonea
Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:17

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C9316 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

C9316 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

DonDaMon wrote...

mass effect needs more space babes like miranda :)


I agree! Because if there was ever a woman who could hold her own with Sheploo, it's Miranda. He doesn't stand a CHANCE.:police:

I would pay to see that fight, but wouldn't it take her 2 hours to finish getting dressed?


It'll be worth the wait.:kissing:

Oh but then she has to apply her make up, that would take another hour. Then she's gotta choose the rights high heels that match her one piece bikini armor, that'll take forever! I doubt shep would wait that longPosted Image


You want her to wear a potato sack?! Or to skip the lip gloss? What are we, cave people?

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:17

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isnt it funny how women take our sexist jokes & just flip em' around ?

how original .

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:18

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C9316 wrote...
Oh but then she has to apply her make up, that would take another hour. Then she's gotta choose the rights high heels that match her one piece bikini armor, that'll take forever! I doubt shep would wait that longPosted Image


You forgot the hair. Do you have any idea how much hair spray it takes to get it so it doesn't move in a vacuum?

Modifié par Cutlass Jack, 21 juillet 2011 - 05:18 .

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Siansonea
Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:18

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kglaser wrote...

Massadonious1 wrote...

Since Recon is here, we can get this to 20 pages before the lock if we talk about gay people!


So...how 'bout them gay people?


Yay gay people! *hits ball over the net to Recon Team*:wizard:

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:18

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DonDaMon wrote...

isnt it funny how women take our sexist jokes & just flip em' around ?

how original .

Isn't it funny how all the women use proper grammar and make you look dumb?

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:18

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didymos1120 wrote...

Fiddles_stix wrote...


Why have we not a female version of Freud? I mean in terms of mainstreamness...


Why would you want one?  Gender-flipped nonsense would still be nonsense.


No one ever said equality was was perfect... wait... Posted Image

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Siansonea
Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:19

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DonDaMon wrote...

isnt it funny how women take our sexist jokes & just flip em' around ?

how original .


Someday, if you're a good boy, I'll explain satire to you.^_^

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:20

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Siansonea II wrote...
Yeah, remember when I said the Illusive Man insisted that you not have a control chip, Shepard? Well, I disobeyed orders. *buzzer noise* *Shepard's eyes glaze over and he walks drunkenly toward the mess hall to make a sandwich for Miranda*

Once Again Touche Siansonea. I guess Shep's makin a sandwich. You women always know how to get guys to do what you want. I doubt she'd even need that chip... Sigh:pinched:

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:21

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Cutlass Jack wrote...

C9316 wrote...
Oh but then she has to apply her make up, that would take another hour. Then she's gotta choose the rights high heels that match her one piece bikini armor, that'll take forever! I doubt shep would wait that longPosted Image


You forgot the hair. Do you have any idea how much hair spray it takes to get it so it doesn't move in a vacuum?


Well, and you have to start with a leave-in conditioner, and then you have to use a texturizer. And a setting spray is a must. The finishing spray is important too, though. :kissing:

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:22

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da_hizz_nizz wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...
Yeah, remember when I said the Illusive Man insisted that you not have a control chip, Shepard? Well, I disobeyed orders. *buzzer noise* *Shepard's eyes glaze over and he walks drunkenly toward the mess hall to make a sandwich for Miranda*

Once Again Touche Siansonea. I guess Shep's makin a sandwich. You women always know how to get guys to do what you want. I doubt she'd even need that chip... Sigh:pinched:

We women always get our sandwich! :police:

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:22

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The Minority wrote...

DonDaMon wrote...

isnt it funny how women take our sexist jokes & just flip em' around ?

how original .

Isn't it funny how all the women use proper grammar and make you look dumb?


B)<3

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:23

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Siansonea II wrote...

da_hizz_nizz wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...
Yeah, remember when I said the Illusive Man insisted that you not have a control chip, Shepard? Well, I disobeyed orders. *buzzer noise* *Shepard's eyes glaze over and he walks drunkenly toward the mess hall to make a sandwich for Miranda*

Once Again Touche Siansonea. I guess Shep's makin a sandwich. You women always know how to get guys to do what you want. I doubt she'd even need that chip... Sigh:pinched:

We women always get our sandwich! :police:

Lol well I'm out Siansonea. I suggest the same for you. Don't think this threads lasting much longer:?

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:24

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Siansonea II wrote...

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Oh but then she has to apply her make up, that would take another hour. Then she's gotta choose the rights high heels that match her one piece bikini armor, that'll take forever! I doubt shep would wait that longPosted Image


You forgot the hair. Do you have any idea how much hair spray it takes to get it so it doesn't move in a vacuum?


Well, and you have to start with a leave-in conditioner, and then you have to use a texturizer. And a setting spray is a must. The finishing spray is important too, though. :kissing:

So, after 10 hours of preparation Miranda is finally ready to face Commander Dude Shepard! Fight!

Miranda: *Puts on Apron and heads into the kitchen*
Dudeshep: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I'll never win now!

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:24

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satire
proper grammar & punctuation
when did you women become so smart ? -__-

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:24

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da_hizz_nizz wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

da_hizz_nizz wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...
Yeah, remember when I said the Illusive Man insisted that you not have a control chip, Shepard? Well, I disobeyed orders. *buzzer noise* *Shepard's eyes glaze over and he walks drunkenly toward the mess hall to make a sandwich for Miranda*

Once Again Touche Siansonea. I guess Shep's makin a sandwich. You women always know how to get guys to do what you want. I doubt she'd even need that chip... Sigh:pinched:

We women always get our sandwich! :police:

Lol well I'm out Siansonea. I suggest the same for you. Don't think this threads lasting much longer:?


I need to go to bed anyway. Got to get my beauty sleep. :kissing:

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:25

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DonDaMon wrote...

satire
proper grammar & punctuation
when did you women become so smart ? -__-

All the way back in 'Nam.

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:25

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DonDaMon wrote...

satire
proper grammar & punctuation
when did you women become so smart ? -__-


Some time during the Pleistocene.

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da_hizz_nizz
Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:26

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Siansonea II wrote...

da_hizz_nizz wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

da_hizz_nizz wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...
Yeah, remember when I said the Illusive Man insisted that you not have a control chip, Shepard? Well, I disobeyed orders. *buzzer noise* *Shepard's eyes glaze over and he walks drunkenly toward the mess hall to make a sandwich for Miranda*

Once Again Touche Siansonea. I guess Shep's makin a sandwich. You women always know how to get guys to do what you want. I doubt she'd even need that chip... Sigh:pinched:

We women always get our sandwich! :police:

Lol well I'm out Siansonea. I suggest the same for you. Don't think this threads lasting much longer:?


I need to go to bed anyway. Got to get my beauty sleep. :kissing:

Lol good chatting tho. Always love to argue about gender equality. Don't take it seriously tho i was joking :P

Modifié par da_hizz_nizz, 21 juillet 2011 - 05:26 .

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DonDaMon wrote...

satire
proper grammar & punctuation
when did you women become so smart ? -__-


What was that? I couldn't hear you all the way back there in THE 50s.

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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 05:27

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Ferris95 wrote...

DonDaMon wrote...

satire
proper grammar & punctuation
when did you women become so smart ? -__-


What was that? I couldn't hear you all the way back there in THE 50s.

Cmon DonDaMon, let's not get Malicious:mellow:
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