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[James2912]

Modifié par James2912, 22 juillet 2011 - 04:24 .

[Russalka]

I prefer Oprah.

[James2912]

Modifié par James2912, 22 juillet 2011 - 04:25 .

[jamesp81]

James2912, you have scarred me for life :o:o:o:o

[James2912]

Modifié par James2912, 22 juillet 2011 - 04:25 .

[Siansonea]

 I thought I was going to be named High Empress of the New Women's Empire. 

[James2912]

Siansonea II wrote...

 I thought I was going to be named High Empress of the New Women's Empire. 

Isn't that the slogan of the New Women's Empire, "Every woman a Queen. every man a slave?"

[Siansonea]

James2912 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

 I thought I was going to be named High Empress of the New Women's Empire. 

Isn't that the slogan of the New Women's Empire, "Every woman a Queen. every man a slave?"

Well, that's the slogan for now. Until the gene modifications are complete, anyway. Then humanity will be mono-gendered, and it will just be "every woman a Queen". But I still wanted to be High Empress. *kicks pebble and pouts* 

[James2912]

Siansonea II wrote...

James2912 wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

 I thought I was going to be named High Empress of the New Women's Empire. 

Isn't that the slogan of the New Women's Empire, "Every woman a Queen. every man a slave?"

Well, that's the slogan for now. Until the gene modifications are complete, anyway. Then humanity will be mono-gendered, and it will just be "every woman a Queen". But I still wanted to be High Empress. *kicks pebble and pouts* 

I'm sure there will be some way you can challenge Oprah or hillary in personal combat. However be warned Oprah has BIOTICS and REAPER indoctrination. she can also assume dirct control over any oprah fan on Earth. But I am rooting for ya! 

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Modifié par James2912, 22 juillet 2011 - 04:04 .

[Russalka]

Siansonea II wrote...
Well, that's the slogan for now. Until the gene modifications are complete, anyway. Then humanity will be mono-gendered, and it will just be "every woman a Queen". But I still wanted to be High Empress. *kicks pebble and pouts* 

Oh my God, how dare you! Don't you understand if a species is mono-gendered they cannot be called women?!

Modifié par Russalka, 22 juillet 2011 - 04:01 .

[dantares83]

Liara said they can do it the 'normal' way but they prefer "EMBRACE ETERNITY"

I just replayed ME1.. so I know..

[Aligalipe]

I think they are doing it the normal way and at the same time Emracing Eternity.

Modifié par Aligalipe, 22 juillet 2011 - 04:22 .

[The Twilight God]

Siansonea II wrote...

The Twilight God wrote...

Asari have vaginas and "penises". The penis shaped organ does not ejaculate, but it does have a sensitive nerve cluster that strengthens the neurological bound of the mind meld.

No they don't. But nice trolling attempt, you get a cookie.

Sure, they do.  And I'm pretty sure "trolling" is not defined as stating something you disagree with.

Siansonea II wrote...

People act like vaginas exist because penises exist. Well, that ain't necessarily so. The female reproductive system is structured in a specific way to protect the fetus during gestation. Regardless of whether a species has males or not, those structures make sense. The cervix is protected inside the body. The birth canal can expand to allow for delivery of the newborn. The uterus and ovaries have a function even without traditional human fertilization (asari would still produce oocytes/ova and expel them from ovary-analogs, like other mammals). Asari are aliens, but they're not really all that alien. Based on their similarities to humans, it is ridiculous to say that their reproductive structures are markedly dissimilar from female human anatomy, and even more ridiculous to claim that they're pseudohermaphrodites. But hey, that's the BSN for you. Lulz for everyone.

Thanks for the human anatomy lesson. I really appreciate it. But, getting back to the topic of asari biology which you must also have a PhD in considering your expert knowledge on the subject puts you in a position to dictate what is and is not ridiculous in regard to comments about asari physiology. Please, enlighten us.

Well, given that I don't have any real-world first hand experience with asari physiology like you clearly do, I simply stated what I felt was a logic conclusion given the type of relationships you can have with Asari. If you would have no problem being in a sexual relation with a species incapable of finding any pleasure whatsoever in sexual intercourse. Be my guess. I just don't think most people would want to be with a woman who either just lies there reading a book or is knowingly faking it, having no real physical sexual desire toward you whatsoever. None of my Shepard's would anyway. The lack of genuine "human intimacy" shared by both parties would make such intimacy feel really shallow.

Modifié par The Twilight God, 24 juillet 2011 - 03:20 .

[The Twilight God]

SJK93 wrote...

The Twilight God wrote...

Asari have vaginas and "penises". The penis shaped organ does not ejaculate, but it does have a sensitive nerve cluster that strengthens the neurological bound of the mind meld.

And you know this...how?

Shepard discovered this on the way to Ilos.

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

Implications unpleasant.

Playing tummy sticks with Liara is always pleasant.

[Dariustwinblade]

This thread....caused me to die inside

[dthao31r]

this is some of the funniest stuff i have read. Bless those azure mammaloids.

[Get Magna Carter]

the answer to the OP's question is No
They have nothing resembling male human reproductive organs and something significantly different to a female human's internal reproductive organs

[The Twilight God]

Get Magna Carter wrote...

the answer to the OP's question is No
They have nothing resembling male human reproductive organs and something significantly different to a female human's internal reproductive organs

Liara is packin a "super clitoris"...

[KyreneZA]

The Twilight God wrote...

Liara is packin a "super clitoris"...

*DEAL WITH IT image removed*

For once I agree* with you TTG!

* Actually I don't. I still think asari lay eggs and therefore have cloacas.

[KyreneZA]

Dunstan wrote...

*YOU'RE SCARING LIARA image removed*

Well that's okay, 'coz Liara sure as **** scares me. Asari in general: I'm kinda okay with Samara and that bartender martiarch. In fact I prefer most of my asari in the wise and powerful stage. Then I don't have to think about what's "down there" too much.

[The Twilight God]

Kyrene wrote...

Dunstan wrote...

*YOU'RE SCARING LIARA image removed*

Well that's okay, 'coz Liara sure as **** scares me.

Modifié par The Twilight God, 25 juillet 2011 - 12:19 .