Is Garrus a boy or girl?
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#28
Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 10:45
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#29
Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 10:45
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But the best kind of troll thread!
Why Garrus no calibrate elevator so I can go to the hanger?
Why Garrus no calibrate elevator so I can go to the hanger?
#31
Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 11:04
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#32
Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 11:11
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Like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, turians can change gender if the tribe is in need of a spawn. Garrus was female in ME1 but male in ME2, hence why Shepard can romance him.
There is a fascinating documentary that has been made regarding this phenomenon, with Sir David Attenborough as the narrator.
There is a fascinating documentary that has been made regarding this phenomenon, with Sir David Attenborough as the narrator.
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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 11:14
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WTF??? How on earth did I miss that little gem. When was this and was it serious or humour?ReconTeam wrote...
This topic ranks up there with the Tali sweat analysis
Modifié par Malanek999, 21 juillet 2011 - 11:14 .
#34
Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 11:34
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Malanek999 wrote...
WTF??? How on earth did I miss that little gem. When was this and was it serious or humour?ReconTeam wrote...
This topic ranks up there with the Tali sweat analysis
Was completely serious. It even sparked an article delving into BSN retardedness on Something Awful.
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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 11:37
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Aeowyn wrote...
Like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, turians can change gender if the tribe is in need of a spawn. Garrus was female in ME1 but male in ME2, hence why Shepard can romance him.
There is a fascinating documentary that has been made regarding this phenomenon, with Sir David Attenborough as the narrator.
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Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 11:40
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Malanek999 wrote...
WTF??? How on earth did I miss that little gem. When was this and was it serious or humour?ReconTeam wrote...
This topic ranks up there with the Tali sweat analysis
Here ya go. Enjoy.
Oh, and here's the SA article:
http://www.something...cial-forums.php
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#37
Posté 21 juillet 2011 - 11:48
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LOL. My favourite bits.
A while ago, I created thesis on Clan Zorah regarding quarian sweat, etc. I'll post it here with some post-scriptum edits and abridging, it was created over the course of approximately 40 minutes. In several posts.
It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like.
----Abridged----
So, so far, we can tell that Tali would not smell nearly as bad as those filthy humans, her sweat's a drug and a natural performance enhancer.
As for additional odors , that would be determined by MHC's and pheromones, which are too large and complex to even consider estimating with the limited knowledge we have at this time. Though the production of MHC's is also a key component of our immunesystem, so they might be considerably less common for quarians. (They might even have something completely different altogether)is time. Though the production of MHC's is also a key component of our immunesystem, so they might be considerably less common for quarians. (They might even have something completely different altogether)
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Remember, this is largely speculation, and I am by no means an expert, merely an enthusiastic amateur, so if you think there's anything you can change or debunk of my theory, be my guest. I'd be eager to learn.
But if you do agree, here's a question for ya': Licking Tali or licking Thane? >_>
A while ago, I created thesis on Clan Zorah regarding quarian sweat, etc. I'll post it here with some post-scriptum edits and abridging, it was created over the course of approximately 40 minutes. In several posts.
It started off as an analysis of Tali's sweat, trying to figure out what it'd smell and taste like.
----Abridged----
So, so far, we can tell that Tali would not smell nearly as bad as those filthy humans, her sweat's a drug and a natural performance enhancer.
As for additional odors , that would be determined by MHC's and pheromones, which are too large and complex to even consider estimating with the limited knowledge we have at this time. Though the production of MHC's is also a key component of our immunesystem, so they might be considerably less common for quarians. (They might even have something completely different altogether)is time. Though the production of MHC's is also a key component of our immunesystem, so they might be considerably less common for quarians. (They might even have something completely different altogether)
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Remember, this is largely speculation, and I am by no means an expert, merely an enthusiastic amateur, so if you think there's anything you can change or debunk of my theory, be my guest. I'd be eager to learn.
But if you do agree, here's a question for ya': Licking Tali or licking Thane? >_>
Modifié par Malanek999, 21 juillet 2011 - 11:52 .
#38
Posté 22 juillet 2011 - 12:08
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Moderator, lock this down! This character thread material.
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Posté 22 juillet 2011 - 12:12
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Chino 281 wrote...
Moderator, lock this down! This character thread material.
End of the line!
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Posté 22 juillet 2011 - 12:13
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Aeowyn wrote...
Like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, turians can change gender if the tribe is in need of a spawn. Garrus was female in ME1 but male in ME2, hence why Shepard can romance him.
There is a fascinating documentary that has been made regarding this phenomenon, with Sir David Attenborough as the narrator.
You are my favourite person ever right now.
#42
Posté 22 juillet 2011 - 12:14
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Wat.
WAT.
Modifié par Perfecti0nist, 22 juillet 2011 - 12:15 .
#43
Posté 22 juillet 2011 - 12:15
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And you've got an awesome dilophosaur animated avatar. I'm pretty sure that makes this thread at least 24% better.Inside_Joke wrote...
You are my favourite person ever right now.
#44
Posté 22 juillet 2011 - 12:19
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Xarathox wrote...
Chino 281 wrote...
Moderator, lock this down! This character thread material.
End of Line
That's better
http://mimg.ugo.com/...mcp_288x288.bmp
#45
Posté 22 juillet 2011 - 12:19
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Dr. rotinaj wrote...
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WTF?
^This!!
#46
Posté 22 juillet 2011 - 12:20
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This thread is dumb even by BSN standards. I am disappoint.
#47
Posté 22 juillet 2011 - 12:21
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Blitzkrieg0811 wrote...
This isn't a troll. It's the kind of dumb that only genuinely dumb people can come up with.
#50
Posté 22 juillet 2011 - 12:25
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didymos1120 wrote...
Oh, and here's the SA article:
http://www.something...cial-forums.php
That article is brilliant as well. Perhaps a touch unfair at times but incredibly funny. I encourage everyone to read it.
