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[dreman9999]

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.

Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.

On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

dreman9999 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.

Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.

On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.

Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.

[Homebound]

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

dreman9999 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.

Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.

On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.

Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.

Zaeed once went to a childrens party. He barely got out of there alive.

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

dreman9999 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.

Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.

On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.

Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.

Zaeed once went to a childrens party. He barely got out of there alive.

Garrus Vakarian and Zaeed Massani walked into a bar,the building was immediately destroyed,it could not contain that much awesome.

[dreman9999]

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

dreman9999 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.

Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.

On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.

Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.

Zaeed once went to a childrens party. He barely got out of there alive.

...That's "Only one to get out alive."
Also, Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.

[Hypnotix0000]

dreman9999 wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

dreman9999 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.

Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.

On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.

Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.

Zaeed once went to a childrens party. He barely got out of there alive.

...That's "Only one to get out alive."
Also, Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.

Garrus challenged Techno Turian to a dance-off, and won.

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

Hypnotix0000 wrote...

dreman9999 wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

dreman9999 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.

Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.

On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.

Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.

Zaeed once went to a childrens party. He barely got out of there alive.

...That's "Only one to get out alive."
Also, Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.

Garrus challenged Techno Turian to a dance-off, and won.

Morinth once had a mind-meld with Garrus Vakarian. She complained he never called her back.

[Homebound]

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

Hypnotix0000 wrote...

dreman9999 wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

dreman9999 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.

Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.

On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.

Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.

Zaeed once went to a childrens party. He barely got out of there alive.

...That's "Only one to get out alive."
Also, Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.

Garrus challenged Techno Turian to a dance-off, and won.

Morinth once had a mind-meld with Garrus Vakarian. She complained he never called her back.

keeping the memetree going..
heavy risk.....but the priiiize.

[Drone223]

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

Hypnotix0000 wrote...

dreman9999 wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

dreman9999 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

Hellbound555 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.

A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.

Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.

On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.

Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.

Zaeed once went to a childrens party. He barely got out of there alive.

...That's "Only one to get out alive."
Also, Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.

Garrus challenged Techno Turian to a dance-off, and won.

Morinth once had a mind-meld with Garrus Vakarian. She complained he never called her back.

keeping the memetree going..
heavy risk.....but the priiiize.

Garrus got an Asari to have his child....................it was a boy

[Homebound]

lightsnow13 wrote...

so much quoting.

Enkindle this.

[Hypnotix0000]

[quote]Drone223 wrote...

[quote]Hellbound555 wrote...

[quote]Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

[quote]Hypnotix0000 wrote...

[quote]dreman9999 wrote...

[quote]Hellbound555 wrote...

[quote]Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

[quote]dreman9999 wrote...

[quote]Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

[quote]Hellbound555 wrote...

[quote]Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.[/quote]

A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.

[/quote]Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.
[/quote]
On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.

[/quote]Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.[/quote]

Zaeed once went to a childrens party. He barely got out of there alive.

[/quote]...That's "Only one to get out alive."
Also, Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.

[/quote]

Garrus challenged Techno Turian to a dance-off, and won.

[/quote]Morinth once had a mind-meld with Garrus Vakarian. She complained he never called her back.[/quote]

keeping the memetree going..
heavy risk.....but the priiiize.

[/quote]

Garrus got an Asari to have his child....................it was a boy[/quote]

Even the Hanar address Garrus by name.
EDIT: Will stop quoting now:bandit:.

Modifié par Hypnotix0000, 26 juillet 2011 - 05:58 .

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

[quote]Drone223 wrote...

[quote]Hellbound555 wrote...

[quote]Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

[quote]Hypnotix0000 wrote...

[quote]dreman9999 wrote...

[quote]Hellbound555 wrote...

[quote]Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

[quote]dreman9999 wrote...

[quote]Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

[quote]Hellbound555 wrote...

[quote]Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.[/quote]

A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.

[/quote]Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.
[/quote]
On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.

[/quote]Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.[/quote]

Zaeed once went to a childrens party. He barely got out of there alive.

[/quote]...That's "Only one to get out alive."
Also, Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.

[/quote]

Garrus challenged Techno Turian to a dance-off, and won.

[/quote]Morinth once had a mind-meld with Garrus Vakarian. She complained he never called her back.[/quote]

keeping the memetree going..
heavy risk.....but the priiiize.

[/quote]

Garrus got an Asari to have his child....................it was a boy[/quote]When Garrus had surgery to cure a gunship wound to the face, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

I think we need to start again with the quotes...

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

Garrus knows he's in a game; he just pretends not to know.

[Homebound]

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

I think we need to start again with the quotes...

can it wait for a bit? Im in the middle of some calibrations.

[A Great Biotic Wind]

MissMaster wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

Not sure if these could be called memes yet, but they sure are funny:

NO. WHAT IS THIS!?

The storyboard for the Mass Effect anime adaption...

[Raiders Fan 223]

You guys know the picture of Shepard where he has that creepy rape face?

A few weeks ago, someone posted a collage of like 10 ME characters (Liara, TIM, etc) with that same face.

Can anyone please post that? It was hilarious lol

[dreman9999]

Modifié par dreman9999, 26 juillet 2011 - 06:58 .

[ThePwener]

Reason why people play as the dutch Bastard.....



I always delete them....




It makes me feel funny.....



Why they made the Onmi-Gel upgrade.....

Modifié par ThePwener, 26 juillet 2011 - 07:28 .

[Gterror]

[quote]Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

[quote]Drone223 wrote...

[quote]Hellbound555 wrote...

[quote]Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

[quote]Hypnotix0000 wrote...

[quote]dreman9999 wrote...

[quote]Hellbound555 wrote...

[quote]Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

[quote]dreman9999 wrote...

[quote]Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

[quote]Hellbound555 wrote...

[quote]Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.[/quote]

A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.

[/quote]Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.
[/quote]
On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.

[/quote]Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.[/quote]

Zaeed once went to a childrens party. He barely got out of there alive.

[/quote]...That's "Only one to get out alive."
Also, Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.

[/quote]

Garrus challenged Techno Turian to a dance-off, and won.

[/quote]Morinth once had a mind-meld with Garrus Vakarian. She complained he never called her back.[/quote]

keeping the memetree going..
heavy risk.....but the priiiize.

[/quote]

Garrus got an Asari to have his child....................it was a boy[/quote]When Garrus had surgery to cure a gunship wound to the face, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
[/quote]

Garrus doesnt calibrate guns, Guns calibrate garrus

[ThePwener]

^That post needs calibrating.....

[marshalleck]

dreman9999 wrote...

Congratulations. This is the first and only post in this thread which made me laugh.

[Seboist]

[S.A.K]

ThePwener wrote...
It makes me feel funny.....

I wonder how many people got this joke. Its pretty funny if you undestand it.