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#151
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They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.[/quote]

A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.

[/quote]Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.
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On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.

[/quote]Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.B)[/quote]

Zaeed once went to a childrens party. He barely got out of there alive.

[/quote]...That's "Only one to get out alive."
Also, Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.

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Garrus challenged Techno Turian to a dance-off, and won.

[/quote]Morinth once had a mind-meld with Garrus Vakarian. She complained he never called her back.[/quote]

keeping the memetree going..
heavy risk.....but the priiiize.

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Garrus got an Asari to have his child....................it was a boy[/quote]When Garrus had surgery to cure a gunship wound to the face, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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Garrus doesnt calibrate guns, Guns calibrate garrus

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Garrus doesn't choose to not kill someone, he just delays the bullet.

#152
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Gah, stop the quote pyramids already. They are fun in a while, but if entire topic pages are composited of them, it's simply awful.

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Personally I like the Krogan Princess meme that came out of E3.

Of the ME2 stuff though...

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#154
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Garrus Vakarian counted to infinity - twice.

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Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

Garrus Vakarian counted to infinity - twice.


Zaeed once busted a party of Zombie Commandos, ... he was the only one to make it out alive.



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Garrus Vakarian doesn’t need a Lazarus Project; death is too afraid of him to try anything.

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The only reason Zaeed made it always out alive is because the devil doesn't want competition.

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Garrus Vakarian once walked down a street shirtless. There were no survivors

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Zaeed is so manly, he impregnated men that shot at him.

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Garrus Vakarian Doesn't wear a watch.HE decides what time it is.

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Someone once walked up to Zaeed and told him he couldn't possibly be the only one to always make it out alive. Only Zaeed made it out alive.

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Garrus Vakarian played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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There is no such thing like Reapers, just a list of species Zaeed doesn't allow to live.

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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.That's true if you want to call Garrus Vakarian a giant meteor.

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Zaeed once bet with Alliance Space-Command he could survive an atmospheric re-entry naked. They still owe him a beer.

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With all credit to RigAudio...

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Ugly Shepard! Yay!

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Garrus Vakarian destroyed the periodic table,because he only believes in the element of surprise.

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Estelindis wrote...

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what's that? Flash-game?

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Nizzemancer wrote...

Estelindis wrote...

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what's that? Flash-game?


It's Mass Effect Galaxy for the iphone. It stars Jacob Taylor and takes place between ME1 and 2.

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Nizzemancer wrote...

Estelindis wrote...

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what's that? Flash-game?

I think it's from or based on Mass Effect Galaxy.

Edit: ninja'd :ph34r:

Modifié par Praetor Shepard, 27 juillet 2011 - 01:52 .


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Made these awhile back. Still reasonably funny and based on the standard memes.

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cachx wrote...

I didn't make this image, I just found it somewhere on the forums :P

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Took some digging.

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