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They renamed that bridge in Omega after Garrus,they had to rename it because no one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives.[/quote]
A man once claimed Garrus Vakarian attempted to headshot him, but it
was promptly dismissed as false - Garrus Vakarian never misses.
[/quote]Garrus Vakarian crossed the road.No one has ever dared question his motives.
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On Tuchanka, Garrus got twenty-four mating requests. There were also seven for his sniper rifle.
[/quote]Garrus chose to get hit by that gunship. He was tired of looking so damn good.
Zaeed once went to a childrens party. He barely got out of there alive.
[/quote]...That's "Only one to get out alive."
Also, Garrus Vakarian's eyepiece doesn't really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.
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Garrus challenged Techno Turian to a dance-off, and won.
[/quote]Morinth once had a mind-meld with Garrus Vakarian. She complained he never called her back.[/quote]
keeping the memetree going..
heavy risk.....but the priiiize.
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Garrus got an Asari to have his child....................it was a boy[/quote]When Garrus had surgery to cure a gunship wound to the face, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
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Garrus doesnt calibrate guns, Guns calibrate garrus
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Garrus doesn't choose to not kill someone, he just delays the bullet.





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