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[Macropodmum]

So I have found a few comments throughout give me a giggle, the latest one was Seneshal Bran going on about where you would find a guardsman willing to sell his sword, to which my companions responded

Fenris "The hanged man", 
Varric "The hanged man"
(normally at this point I think Isabella replies the same but this time I had Sebastian with me)
 
Sebastian "Even I know that"

[IamonlyoneGuy]

Varric's line about Bartrand.4
"I swear that I will kill that son of a **** - sorry mother."

Another one from Varric is:
Varric: "If we're unlucky, maybe a week"
Hawke: "and if we're lucky?"
Varric: "We'll stumble over Bartrand's dead body on the way."

[Huntress]

• Varric: So what do you do in that gigantic house all day?
• Fenris: Dance, of course.
• Varric: Really?
• Fenris: I run from room to room, choreographing routines.
• Varric: You're actually joking. Alert the Chantry! They need to put this on the calendar!
• Fenris: And you thought I was always serious.

• Fenris: I notice you hardly ever comment on mages and templars and such.
• Varric: It's a lot of humans in skirts. I get them mixed up.
• Fenris: I highly doubt that. The subject comes up all the time.
• Varric: Tell me about it.
• Fenris: And no opinion? One way or the other?
• Varric: Opinions are like testicles. You kick them hard enough, doesn't matter how many you got.
• Fenris: That's... something.

• Aveline: Maybe I should put you to use Varric. Have you pen some warnings for the lawless.
• Varric: Who's that for? Are most criminals big readers? Seems like pacifying the nobles.
• Aveline: Pictures then. It was just a suggestion.
• Varric: Well how about a giant sign that just says "Don't." You could hit people with it.
• Aveline: Thank you, I get the point.

 The best ones ( for me)

[DPSSOC]

Not a comment but funny as hell, Mage Hawke decks a Qunari, I'm still laughing.

[dewayne31]

killing javaris the look on his face priceless

[Rifneno]

Anything by Isabela is gold. No, screw gold, it's platinum. Here's a couple of the more obscure ones...

Meeting Leliana in the Faith quest. Varric and Isabela in the party, import data where Isabela played hide the lamppost-in-the-winter with the Warden and Leliana.
Isabela: Leliana?
Leliana: Isabela?
Isabela: "Sister Nightingale," indeed. I remember it didn't take much to make you sing.
Leliana: *laughs awkwardly*
Varric: Is there anyone in Ferelden you haven't slept with, Rivaini?

Sarcastic FemHawke if Isabela shows up at the Hawke Estate for sex.
Isabela: Want to have some girly fun?
Hawke: What, you want to go shoe shopping?

While her "I like big boats, I cannot lie" line gets the most praise, I find the best fourth wall shattering hilarity to be Anders.
Bartrand: How did you get these?! (in reference to the Deep Roads maps)
Anders: ... A wizard did it.

Isabela: Psst. I've got some of it written down now.
Varric: Give it here.
Varric: "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin like two wild stallions corralled against their will." (Chuckles)
Varric: "She pounced—the smooth moves of a jungle cat—and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He—"
Aveline: What?
Isabela: Nothing.
Aveline: What is that?
Isabela: Shh! (Giggles)
Varric: Isabela just thought she'd celebrate your love affair with a... written dedication.
Isabela: It's "friend-fiction!" I do it out of love.
Aveline: I will never, ever be clean again.

Isabela: I saw you at the Blooming Rose the other night.
Carver: What? No you didn't.
Isabela: I suppose someone else stole your chin to romance Faith?
Carver: (Scoffs) That's unlikely. She wasn't even working.
Isabela: Mm-hmm. Got you.
Hawke: Carver, what would Mother say?
Carver: You're just... that's not what I... ****!

Varric is awesome as well.

Aveline: Strange, I always thought I'd wind up arresting you some day.
Varric: If I ever decide to get caught, Aveline, you'll be the guard I let catch me.
Aveline: "Let catch you?"
Varric: "Decide to get caught" didn't trip you up though. Good to know!

Anders: I almost killed a girl.
Varric: You've killed two-hundred and fifty-four by my last count. Plus about five hundred men, a few dozen giant spiders, and at least two demons.

Varric: Don't call the Tevinter elf an ogre! ... Ogres have a sense of humor.

After falling in battle: "Dear Varric, please learn to parry. Your innards."

[Macropodmum]

I think some of the best lines I've seen so far is with Varric and Isabella in the party. I did the mission for Sebastian investigating the evil in the Harimann Estate and the scene in the upstairs bedroom.

Sebastian: I'm sorry Hawke I didn't mean to expose you to such things
Isabella: No apologies necessary
Merrill: What are they even doing? (priceless)

Modifié par Macropodmum, 24 juillet 2011 - 02:00 .

[Rifneno]

Macropodmum wrote...

I think some of the best lines I've seen so far is with Varric and Isabella in the party. I did the mission for Sebastian investigating the evil in the Harimann Estate and the scene in the upstairs bedroom.

Sebastian: I'm sorry Hawke I didn't mean to expose you to such things
Isabella: No apologies necessary
Merrill: What are they even doing? (priceless)

She doesn't know?  Sympathies to all Hawkes involved with Merrill.  

[Sepewrath]

dewayne31 wrote...

killing javaris the look on his face priceless

Then Hawkes nonchalant "He bothered me" is hilarious. I don't know if they say that if you don't have Varric with you.

Obviously Isabela and Aveline's confrontation during The Long Road, its priceless. The Long Road in general is hilarious.

A sarcastic Hawke's confrontation with Isabela after the Fade

" I like big boats and I cant not lie?"

"What? I do"

Isabela forcing one of the only times for Hawke to take part in party banter, when she tries to get Bethany to lose her virginity.

[ReiSilver]

I'll just leave this here
I love the voice actor for male Hawke's delivery of the silly/sarcastic lines.
Personal fave in the video:
"Mekel is dead. That bastard killed him."
"....what's a Mekel?"


for a cut funny moment go to 1:51 in this video

[Rifneno]

ReiSilver wrote...

I'll just leave this here
I love the voice actor for male Hawke's delivery of the silly/sarcastic lines.
Personal fave in the video:
"Mekel is dead. That bastard killed him."
"....what's a Mekel?"


for a cut funny moment go to 1:51 in this video

I tried a thread on that joke.  Didn't go well.  

[Macropodmum]

ReiSilver wrote...

I'll just leave this here
I love the voice actor for male Hawke's delivery of the silly/sarcastic lines.
Personal fave in the video:
"Mekel is dead. That bastard killed him."
"....what's a Mekel?"


for a cut funny moment go to 1:51 in this video

Lol, I have had some of those lines, some were new to me though...

Edit: @ Rifneno, pity I wasn't around then I might have posted it was a medieval shackel lol

Modifié par Macropodmum, 24 juillet 2011 - 04:57 .

[Macropodmum]

Act 2 ~ The bone pit after completing Cave Crawlers and let Jansen know the cave is clear

Hawke: All clear
Jansen: Thank the maker and thank you...Wow, is that what the inside of a spider smells like...

[SDxBrandimus]

Can't remember the lines but when Isabela and Varric are talking about Daggers(Of course the dialogue indicates it could possibly be something else) and your Sibling or Hawke if the Sibling is not there asks... "What are you talking about?"

Varric responds: "Daggers. Ha what did you think we were talking about?"

classic Varric/Isabela Dialogue.

[Macropodmum]

That was funny, I also liked the bit where Isabella is admiring her reflection in Sebastians armour and finds a wrinkle...

[SDxBrandimus]

Yeah when she states "Oooh shiny! Merril WAS right I can see myself in your armour!"

[Macropodmum]

Has anyone ever gone back to the De Launcet mansion after letting Emile have his night with the tavern wench?

[OLDFARTKEYWESTER]

Macropodmum wrote...

Act 2 ~ The bone pit after completing Cave Crawlers and let Jansen know the cave is clear

Hawke: All clear
Jansen: Thank the maker and thank you...Wow, is that what the inside of a spider smells like...

And as they head back into the mine, Jansen says to his co-workers, "Dibs on the spider-fangs!   Makin' a necklace for the wife!"

[OLDFARTKEYWESTER]

Some of my favorites:

1) For those who do not have the Black Emporium DLC, there is a small boy standing near the entrance. If you click on him, the Proprietor says, "DON'T...manhandle the urchin, he's not for sale! Get your own!"

2) After wiping out the headquarters of one of the street thug gangs (I forget which one) a mysterious lady comes up to Hawke and tells him that if he will wipe out some more he can come to the Hanged Man for rewards. Hawke then says "Why don't I ever meet NORMAL people?"

3) One time when returning to the estate, Bodahn says to Hawke, "No attacks, no abominations, no out-of control enchantments - it's a quiet day."

4) Varric says to Hawke, "You may not be my best dressed or most hygienic friend, but things are never dull when you're around."

5) If you spare Tintops life he mutters angrily as he goes about scavanging what he can from his dead bodyguards, "Take a long suck on a short shaft...jumped up dog-lord interlopers!"

6) ****y dialogue between Aveline and Isabella, Isabella: I make it a point never to show my hand. Aveline: From what I can see it isn't your HAND you've been showing!

7) When Hawke first moves into his mansion if you "examine" the window above the stairway Hawke will look outside and say, "Maker, man, put some clothes on!" After examining a book on the bookshelf Hawke says, "I guess I should put Isabella's books on the top shelf - don't want to scar Sandal."

8) When the elven merchant begins his conversation for the Fool's Gold quest, he first says to Hawke, "My sons are missing, and it's all your fault!" To which Hawke replies, "Remind me, so MANY things are my fault?"

9) Among the letters Hawke receives are: an appeal from a supporter of a Starkhaven prince for help in moving funds out of the city, 11,000 sovereigns deposited to any active bank account number with at least 100 sovereigns in it!

An advertisement for a supplement if you are "not the man you want to be," "your soldier is not standing at attention", "your mainmast does not stand up", etc.

10) Dialogue between Varric and Anders:

"I was wondering, Goldie, have you considered a career change?"

"What do you mean."

"It's just that the 'moody apostate mage with anger management issues' doesn't seem to have much of a future, or a retirement plan."

[PsilliasToo]

My favorite is still the banter between Isabella and Fenris:

Isabella: So...about that magic fisting thing you do...
Fenris: Uhhh....

[Kelleth]

Sarcastic Hawke - Pick a line =)

[Macropodmum]

One from Varric ( in the company of Merrill and Fenris)

Varric: What is that smell? I think someone murdered an elf in the alley, watch your step.

And convo between Fenris and Merrill ( the last line made me laugh)

Merrill: giggles
Fenris: What? Why are you looking at me that way?
Merrill: You're in love
Fenris: I am not
Merrill: Every time she looks away you stare at Hawke with those sad puppy eyes
Fenris: There are no puppy eyes
Merrill: It's alright you know. Even you can be happy once in a while. It won't kill you ~ But your face might crack if you smile, so be careful

[Corephyfish]

Anytime Varric talks, my favourite is:

"There is a lesson to be learned here, messing with us is suicidal..."

[dewayne31]

Bethany to Scaristic femHawke: your such a wrench

[Macropodmum]

slydfoxxy wrote...

Anytime Varric talks, my favourite is:

"There is a lesson to be learned here, messing with us is suicidal..."

Lol, it is a classic. And his "How many have you gotten Hawke?" reminds me of LoTR