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[Auroras]

I like big boats and I cannot lie!

Baby got back

[likeorasgod]

When I was playing my mage early I thought it was funny how Carver and Merril keep talking or him with some one else and at the end she would say, "Was that something dirty, I allways miss the dirty stuff."

[Reno_Tarshil]

New favorite funny line from legacy, Anders goes crazy and becaomes evil justice and Hawke says I can't take you anywhere.

[Sepewrath]

Dealing with Emile with Anders and Isabela in your party

Emile: ..Never stood in the rain, never kissed a girl

Anders: The Ferelden Circle's more fun, everyone was kissing everyone. Though that was before all the abominations.


A few lines later

Hawke: Emile wants to live a little. Why don't you give him a hand Isabela?

Isabela: You don't me....no. No. He's revolting. I do just fine whoring myself out without your help, thanks.

www.youtube.com/watch

During the Blackpowder quest where your dealing with the gas, the conversation at the start

Hawke: How about we skip this one. Send your man instead

Aveline: How about a shove a canary up your coal mine. Lets go.

Now that's funny enough, its even funnier how she just walks away and tthe whole party just walks past Hawke as their standing there seemingly dumbfounded by that response lol.

www.youtube.com/watch

[Macropodmum]

Sepewrath wrote...

Dealing with Emile with Anders and Isabela in your party

Emile: ..Never stood in the rain, never kissed a girl

Anders: The Ferelden Circle's more fun, everyone was kissing everyone. Though that was before all the abominations.


A few lines later

Hawke: Emile wants to live a little. Why don't you give him a hand Isabela?

Isabela: You don't me....no. No. He's revolting. I do just fine whoring myself out without your help, thanks.

www.youtube.com/watch

Lo , I loved that one...actually I redid it the other night with Sebastian in my party and when Emile says something along the lines of spreading the blood magic rumour to make him more attractive, Seb goes "It would take more than blood magic"

Edit: Just watched the youtube clip, lol @ Anders with his "No. I really do think he is that pathetic" line to Fenris

Modifié par Macropodmum, 01 août 2011 - 05:24 .

[Corephyfish]

Carver: I have a tattoo.
Fenris: A what?
Carver: A tattoo, its a Mabari for strength. Alot of us got them before Ostagar.
Fenris: Does it curse you with the ability to reach into a man and rip out his insides?
Carver: Er...no, I can make it bark?
Fenris: Please don't.
Varric: Seconded.
Hawke: Sigh...

*EDIT*

Haha I'd never heard this one before but Isabella mentions tattoos to Fenris and how sailors got breasts on them, his reply is:

Fenris: I suppose a pair of Lyrium breasts tattooed onto my chest would make things better.
Isbella: That's me, a helper.

Modifié par slydfoxxy, 01 août 2011 - 12:22 .