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[ThanesSniper]

I'd be down with a Vorcha butler. He can serve food and drinks and clean my cabin and see all my lady friends home in the morning. He'd wear a nice tuxedo and speak in a British accent as well.

[Virus43]

ThanesSniper wrote...

I'd be down with a Vorcha butler. He can serve food and drinks and clean my cabin and see all my lady friends home in the morning. He'd wear a nice tuxedo and speak in a British accent as well.

This is good enough for Vorcha. Vorcha is secure in knowledge of superiority to humanity and thinks this is dignified job.

Also, Vorcha haters are always going to hate! We'll just break their fans though!

[Rip The Reaper]

NO.

[Virus43]

Rip The Reaper wrote...

NO.

What's wrong man-thing?

Perhaps a few songs of my people will change your mind?

[NICKjnp]

I'll take a Vorcha squadmate.

[Siansonea]

Vorcha culture long and storied. Vorcha make art from broken fans. Vorcha culturally superior to blue-things and man-things! Vorcha set fire to art, make it performance art! Gaaaaah!

[TexasToast712]

 I'd rather not have a squadmate that thinks its ok to crap on the floor and eat from Urz's food bowl.

[Augoeides]

TexasToast712 wrote...

 I'd rather not have a squadmate that thinks its ok to crap on the floor and eat from Urz's food bowl.

I suddenly want a Vorcha squadmate even more now, or at least a Vorcha on the ship. Like a stowaway you can keep around for some reason.

Joker: [over the intercom] Commander, I think you need to have a word with that Vorcha, he tried to paint his cabin brown again
Shepard: FUUUUUU-

[Seboist]

mrsph wrote...

Beats the asari

Speaking of which, there's a CDN story of a movie about an Asari trying to learn the life story of her Vorcha father. :happy:

Modifié par Seboist, 26 juillet 2011 - 10:36 .

[Tokeman420]

I support vorcha as a squad member IF bioware gives you the option to kill it and feed it to Grunt.

[assassin of Keelah]

StellarMagic wrote...

Doesn't Tali have one line that suggests Vorcha are better mechanics then Quarians... That would be a funny character. The vorcha mechanic.

"You brokes it... we fix it... then we charge you."

I dont think thats what she meant.  if i remember right she just said quarians wouldnt salvage any little thing they see like a rat

[Homebound]

i dont think there should be a vorcha squadmate. mark meer would lose his voice.

[sEsHo]

Don't expect him to talk a lot , he knows your tricks !

[Augoeides]

Siansonea II wrote...

Vorcha culture long and storied. Vorcha make art from broken fans. Vorcha culturally superior to blue-things and man-things! Vorcha set fire to art, make it performance art! Gaaaaah!

We write song for man-things to know glory of the Vorcha!

Vorcha eat your toast! Break microwave, poop in cereal.
GAH GAH GAAAHHHHH!
Vorcha slap your wife! Make her sandwich, eat your children!
GAH GAH GAHHH!
Tear your face
Make Origami
Decapitate soup chef!
LICK YOUR CRAYONS (tear your face)
TURN ON LIGHTS (make origami)
OPEN THE DOOR (tear your face)
GET ON THE FLOOR (tear your face)
EVERY VORCHA WALK THE DINOSAUR

[S.A.K]

On second thought I support the vorcha squad mate. I could use some target practice!

[James2912]

Siansonea II wrote...

Vorcha culture long and storied. Vorcha make art from broken fans. Vorcha culturally superior to blue-things and man-things! Vorcha set fire to art, make it performance art! Gaaaaah!

LMFAO!