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[Dariustwinblade]

roflchoppaz wrote...

Dariustwinblade wrote...

What if Liara was the only LI?(flameshield on!)

I'd punch you and even a flameshield wouldn't save you.

Flameshield doesn't protect from hard punches in the first place.

Wow! you have a weak shield, got bypassed in one post!

[mrs alenko]

JRCHOharry wrote...

dujh wrote...

zaeed as hanar

Hello once again Blasto.

lol

[mrs alenko]

Arcian wrote...

Tali without a constant raging boner for Shep.

ts tali hey.............................................yum

[CaptainHydra]

What if... god was one of us ........ NIFTU CAL

What if Thane was an Elcor, Legion was human and Wrex wasn't such a badass motherfu€ker

[12MoreMonkeys]

Emily Wong as a badass vigilante

[Rogue Unit]

Arcian wrote...

Tali without a constant raging boner for Shep.

This guy wins.

[thatguy212]

Arcian wrote...

Tali without a constant raging boner for Shep.

So ME1 Tali?

[Swimming Ferret]

Wrex as a female would be awesome. Though I probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Though in the ME3 previews I got the gist females are bigger then males, so LOL

[Golden Owl]

Saphra Deden wrote...

What if Legion was the entire Heretic geth collective?

Now that is cool......I wouldn't like it......but it's cool.

[jamesp81]

What if Liara and Ash were exclusively gay?

Oh dear, Cheez.  They'll be coming out the woodwork now.  What have you done

[upsettingshorts]

thatguy212 wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Tali without a constant raging boner for Shep.

So ME1 Tali?

What if Tali in ME1 wasn't a talking Codex entry for Quarians? 

Also, I like how if you say "We don't need Tali" after she gives you the evidence, Ambassador Udina is the one who makes you take her with you.  

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 26 juillet 2011 - 02:21 .

[jamesp81]

dujh wrote...

zaeed as hanar

Hmm

"This one recollects memories of previous assignments.  If you would care to listen, this one would humbly convey past lessons learned."

"This one recalls boarding a Turian frigate.  Unfortunately, this one was the only survivor of that assignment."

[comrade8472]

what if the turian councilor had believed shep

What if Toombs hadn't got "threshered"

[CaptainHydra]

It believes Shepard and this one can be large Enkindker-damn' heroes

[Asari_Party]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

thatguy212 wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Tali without a constant raging boner for Shep.

So ME1 Tali?

What if Tali in ME1 wasn't a talking Codex entry for Quarians? 

Also, I like how if you say "We don't need Tali" after she gives you the evidence, Ambassador Udina is the one who makes you take her with you.  

One has to wonder why he thought we need a quarian teenager.

[LilyasAvalon]

Garrus as a human... yeah, I'd probably hit that still. He'd still be bad ass, still be a bro.

[Slurms McKenzie]

No comment

[Squidbreath]

sephiroth199127 wrote...

Default Shepherd as a Female.

In all seriousness Joker the AI [fixed] and EDI as a Human.

Well in all honesty, there's something a bit strange about default shep's face. But hey, not many sci-fi series with a female lead.

I fully approve of that last sentence.  Wonder how Edi would look as a pilot. Girl + Baseball cap, flying a ship. More eye candy I guess, but I wouldn't be rallying for a romance with her anytime soon .

A funny, jerkass AI? Male? Like Glados but nicer? I think I'm in love. Think of all those extra snarky comments on mission control. However, he'd be perving on and pranking  everyone, which is significantly creepier, but would definitely keep things interesting.   Not sure how dysfunctional the Normandy would be considering his somewhat chaotic alignment though.

AdmiralCheez wrote...

What if Garrus was human? 
What if Liara and Ash were exclusively gay?

Ash, marry me.

Human garrus? He'd lose his voice =/ Not cool. The whole turian culture thing is a large part of his personality. i.e. The whole deal with Honor. They also blame failiures on the person who promoted them or gave them a certain job before they were ready for it, which might've contributed to the whole Sidonis thing.

...If Garrus was female, the whole archangel with would be even more crazysuperawesome. But I wouldn't think her very mentally stable because ohai double double standards.
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Male Miranda
Even more annoying. I'd be less inclined to let those "I'm perfect" comments slide, and I'd be groaning at every single ass shot.  But on the positive side, OMFG A BISHIE.


Female Jacob - Muscular and hot looking black woman? Would probably do wonders for his popularity as long as they take out the buck teeth.

Fem!Udina and Fem!Anderson - I wouldn't be able to stop replaying the punchout clip.

male! Jack - I think that'd take the bald female sex appeal out of it =/  We've already got enough phsycotic males in this game.


What if Thane was Female? Would he be held more or less responsible for his family? Would you care, a long as her voice was sexy?

What if the Reapers were giant space cats and Saren was a unicorn?

What if Sheploo was the one who gets sexual comments?

What if Conrad Verner was a Woman?

Modifié par Squidbreath, 26 juillet 2011 - 02:45 .

[Slayer_22]

A few non-joking ones:

What if Kaidan wasn't a biotic?
What if Ashley liked Aliens?
What if Liara was a human?
What if Garrus was a Spectre?
What if Tali was a quarian soldier, like Kal-Reegar?
What if Anderson and Udina switched roles? (This will never happen, of course, Keith David is just too cool.)

[CheeseEnchilada]

Non-joking: What if Thane lacked morality and empathy? Same job, same scenarios, but with no remorse for any kill, even innocents, and complete amorality. We'd be dealing with one scary dude.

Half-joking: What if Morinth was of a less-sexualized species? Say an elcor. Still an ardat-yakshi (somehow), would she have as high of a body count? Is it pheromones or mind control that attract her victims, or does she have to lure them in with her sexuality?

[Squidbreath]

Slayer_22 wrote...

A few non-joking ones:

What if Kaidan wasn't a biotic?
What if Ashley liked Aliens?
What if Liara was a human?
What if Garrus was a Spectre?
What if Tali was a quarian soldier, like Kal-Reegar?
What if Anderson and Udina switched roles? (This will never happen, of course, Keith David is just too cool.)

What if Liara was a human?
- She'd be too young and the lack of mind sex means I'll never romance her.
The implications are also impleasant - who else is going to brainrape Shepard for beacon info?

What if Garrus was a Spectre?
His dad wouldn't approve, and considering his role as archangel, he might be a full out renegade. He'd be murdering a lot more criminals at the very least.

What if Tali was a quarian soldier?
I'd still like her, but where else do i find a techie?

What if Ashley liked Aliens?
More alien crack pairings starring her and less "she's racist" comments.

What if Kaidan wasn't a biotic?
You mean even more bland generic nice guy?

What if Anderson and Udina switched roles?

Udina's on the Council. Anderson: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE  YOU'VE BEEN RIDING ME FOR YEARS !!!

[Squidbreath]

Half-joking: What if Morinth was of a less-sexualized species? Say an
elcor. Still an ardat-yakshi (somehow), would she have as high of a body
count? Is it pheromones or mind control that attract her victims, or
does she have to lure them in with her sexuality?

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I think it's mostly mind control, coupled with her looks. However, wouldn't She be caught a lot sooner? - Sure she can hack her translator to lie about her tone of voice, but Elcor are slow moving, big and easy to spot.

Modifié par Squidbreath, 26 juillet 2011 - 03:10 .

[PhatSeeJay]

What if Conrad was actually a SPECTRE?

[Squidbreath]

What if Joker was female. Would you like or hate her more?