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[NICKjnp]

I'm not getting into this with you and I'm ignoring you from now on. Everytime I see you respond to something you disagree with it is rude and insulting. Go find someone else to fight with. If you don't like the way they wrote her then take that up with Bioware.

Modifié par NICKjnp, 29 juillet 2011 - 12:50 .

[shepskisaac]

NICKjnp wrote...

I'm not getting into this with you. Everytime I see you respond to something you disagree with it is rude and insulting. Go find someone else to fight with. If you don't like the way they wrote her then take that up with Bioware.

Everytime someone proves how illogical your argument about Ash' religion is, you start saying people are rude and insulting. If you don't like the way they wrote her having pre-martial sex and never AT ANY POINT specyfying what her religion is, take that up with Bioware and deal with it.

Modifié par IsaacShep, 29 juillet 2011 - 12:31 .

[Uzrbital]

Oh boy.

[NICKjnp]

@Elektrgo...I'm pretty sure she is supposed to represent the majority and not a very very small minority of religious people. But Priestly has stated that we can't talk about this so I'll stop. I don't want the thread closed because people are going off topic.

[shepskisaac]

NICKjnp wrote...
@Elektrgo...I'm pretty sure she is supposed to represent the majority and not a very very small minority of religious people.

She's suppoused to repsent herself and only herself.

NICKjnp wrote...
But Priestly has stated that we can't talk about this so I'll stop. I don't want the thread closed because people are going off topic.

You started it yourself.

[KyreneZA]

What if Kaidan never wiped his forehead each time you caught him looking at p0rn?
What if Liara was actually an interesting character in ME1?
What if Tali was an elcor?
What if Miranda wasn't such a man?
What if Jack had no tattoos, only the scars?
What if Jacob had seen that orthodontist as a kid?
What if Mordin was a brilliant krogan scientist?
What if Ashley hadn't been so confused by the aliens?
What if Shepard had been killed instead of Jenkins?
What if Garrus had died to his injuries?

[NICKjnp]

@Kyrene...well I guess that if Shepard had died then we wouldn't have a Manshep/Femshep debate.

[Siansonea]

What if Krogan looked like cute little bunny rabbits?

What if asari looked like oiled-up male exotic dancers with rippling abs?

What if female quarians were known for their slender hips and "noassatall".

What if salarians looked like hot space babes?

What if turians were 2 feet shorter?

[Siansonea]

What if Tela Vasir was the Spectre on the Normandy SR-1 instead of Nihlus Kriyik?

What if Nihlus was the Spectre the Shadow Broker asked to kill Liara, rather than Tela Vasir?

[alex90c]

Siansonea II wrote...

What if Tela Vasir was the Spectre on the Normandy SR-1 instead of Nihlus Kriyik?

What if Nihlus was the Spectre the Shadow Broker asked to kill Liara, rather than Tela Vasir?

Wouldn't mind killing him if that was the case, Vasir was just a badass I wanted to recruit <_<

[Squidbreath]

Siansonea II wrote...

What if Krogan looked like cute little bunny rabbits? > Killer rabbits? I want to see.

What if asari looked like oiled-up male exotic dancers with rippling abs? >  We'd be overun by fangirls

What if female quarians were known for their slender hips and "noassatall".  > Die hard Talimancers'll still be here.  Never underestimate em.

What if salarians looked like hot space babes?   > Female scientists are always welcome.

What if turians were 2 feet shorter?   > cute, but I think humanity would've won the war, rather easily I might add.

Modifié par Squidbreath, 30 juillet 2011 - 01:56 .

[Made Nightwing]

Squidbreath wrote...

What if turians were 2 feet shorter?   > cute, but I think humanity would've won the war, rather easily I might add.

Pfft, humanity would have won the war anyway. The Alliance just kicked so much turian ass that the Council had to step in. General Williams only lost Shanxi because he was outnumbered a hundred to one.

[ThatDancingTurian]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

What if Garrus was human?

I'd still think Garrus was awesome. His personality was the first draw for me, not his species. Granted, I wouldn't wish him to be human since I think turian culture is really interesting. I'd be sad to hear his voice without the flanging, too.

Saphra Deden wrote...

What if Legion was the entire Heretic geth collective?

Mind = blown. I kind of want this to be true, even though I know it can't be.

Slayer_22 wrote...

What if Kaidan wasn't a biotic?

Isn't that kind of his only hook?

What if Garrus was a Spectre?

Yes please.

IsaacShep wrote...

Ok, I'll bait.
What if Asari were the same monogendered race but looked like THIS:
*hot male asari*

Yes please.

Siansonea II wrote...

What if turians were 2 feet shorter?

Hey, it worked for the paragon of manliness.

What if Grunt had been a genetically perfect Quarian instead?
What if Morinth was Samara's sister instead of her daughter?
What if Chakwas and Joker were switched? We have an old lady pilot and a snarky, brittle boned doctor. ;P

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 30 juillet 2011 - 03:06 .

[Medhia Nox]

What if Tali was actually a dude under that suit.

[Homebound]

What if Shepard never saved Ashley from getting hit with the prothean mind-r*** machine.

[Medhia Nox]

What if the Pyjaks were really behind the Reaper threat.

[Made Nightwing]

Hellbound555 wrote...

What if Shepard never saved Ashley from getting hit with the prothean mind-r*** machine.

I could forsee a lot of uncomfortable moments with Liara later on in the game:

Ashley: Wait a sec, Skipper. You want the asari chick to meld with me? As in, the same kind of melding they do when they mate?
Shepard: It's for the mission Chief. Has to be done.
Ashley: Oh HELL NO! Ain't no way I'm letting her mind **** me.
Shepard: You said you'd kiss a turian if I ordered you to.
Ashley: Kiss a turian? Check. Willingly submit to a mind rape by a strange blue alien? Might be your idea of a good time, but not mine.

[mauro2222]

Mmmm.... Wrexa and Grunta.... romanceable krogans.... mmmm tasty

Modifié par mauro2222, 30 juillet 2011 - 06:16 .

[dujh]

Squidbreath wrote...

Siansonea II wrote...

What if Krogan looked like cute little bunny rabbits? > Killer rabbits? I want to see.

dire bunnies?

[M.C.Tales]

Made Nightwing wrote...

Shepard: You said you'd kiss a turian if I ordered you to.
Ashley: Kiss a turian? Check. Willingly submit to a mind rape by a strange blue alien? Might be your idea of a good time, but not mine.

Willingly submit to a mind rape? Isn't that an oxymoron?

[Pax of Doom]

Dragon XIX wrote...

What if Zaeed wasn't gay?

Inconceivable.  That's like asking "What if Zaeed wasn't a Jayne wannabe?"

[Pax of Doom]

Kyrene wrote...

What if Kaidan never wiped his forehead each time you caught him looking at p0rn?

If he didn't wipe his forehead, what would we catch him wiping?  :innocent:

What if Liara was actually an interesting character in ME1?

She wouldn't need to mindrape Shep.

What if Tali was an elcor?

She would look silly in that mask.  And how could she balance on 2 legs while hacking?

What if Miranda wasn't such a man?

She would be Liara. 

What if Jack had no tattoos, only the scars?

She would be Kaidan. 

What if Jacob had seen that orthodontist as a kid?

He would have learned the prize line from the dentist.  "If you open your mouth, you can get a prize when you leave".

What if Mordin was a brilliant krogan scientist?

He would have cured the genophage, or created one for turians right back.

What if Ashley hadn't been so confused by the aliens?

She would be bland.

What if Shepard had been killed instead of Jenkins?

You should uninstall/return the game if you get a Mission Failure so early in.

What if Garrus had died to his injuries?

One less to worry about!  For SM, I mean...

[Pax of Doom]

What if the Reapers were eradicated by the Protheans?

What if Kasumi were a cop?

What if the Shifty Looking Cow were a Reaper?

What if Shepard drank Paragade, and not Tupari?

[comrade8472]

Medhia Nox wrote...

What if the Pyjaks were really behind the Reaper threat.

well then it's threspyj stew for everyone