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[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Let's get our priorities straight, people.  Naked quarian face?   Not needed.  Shepard knows and that's good enough for me.  It's his and Tali's special secret.  Fine.

Naked volus?  Now we're talking.  Who among you has not thought at length about the actual physical appearance of these dumpy, asthmatic, bowl people?  And the wonders we might behold.  That's right, none of you.  I've already done a survey and if you're raising your hand right now, trying to claim you don't want this, you are lieing.

Let's get some discussion going, people.




Edit:  Because you demanded it:  I Am Nakee Beneath My Pressure Suit: Touched By A Volus: Our Town: Reloaded

Modifié par RinpocheSchnozberry, 29 juillet 2011 - 02:21 .

[Chewin]

BTW, this thread scares me.

Modifié par Chewin3, 28 juillet 2011 - 07:26 .

[DoNotIngest]

Given the rapid success of my "Volus Romance" poll, I daresay they do want this.



Of course, this being the internetz, I think people just want more naked of everything.

[77bug]

eww just ewww. I thought the cod forum were bad but you just made a whole new level of weird.

[Jeth Prime]

Awww yeah.

[The Everchosen of Chaos]

My God! thats a terrible idea, you are kidding aren't you? seriously if they did a naked volus scene I'm pretty scene everyone would puke not too mention the volus would die of suffocation LoL.

I do not want to see a fat, naked alien man/woman whatsoever . what are you smoking to think it would be a good idea. Now Tali is a different story completely. 

Modifié par The Everchosen of Chaos, 28 juillet 2011 - 07:30 .

[Terumitsu]

Nice to know that BSN is staying classy.

[Recon Member]

Chewin3 wrote...

Thread answered. Case is close. Move along people.

[Kaiser Shepard]

77bug wrote...

eww just ewww. I thought the cod forum were bad but you just made a whole new level of weird.

Just wait until you see the Talimancers trying to "scientifically" determine what quarian sweat would smell and taste like.

And no, I am not making this up.

Modifié par Kaiser Shepard, 28 juillet 2011 - 07:32 .

[CroGamer002]

This thread is... scary.


I should go.

[Terumitsu]

Wait a tick.. Don't Volus need a high-pressure, cold enviornment?

I think that means a Volus would boil and explode if they were in earth-standard pressure.

....And that just made things worse.

[SafetyShattered]

What a coincidence because I want to see a naked quarian. Oh....wrong thread. Ok then..I'm just going to back away slowly.

[GarrusV4karian]

Chewin3 wrote...

BTW, this thread scares me.

You're clearly no the only one *shudders*

[Sparda Stonerule]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

77bug wrote...

eww just ewww. I thought the cod forum were bad but you just made a whole new level of weird.

Just wait until you see the Talimancers trying to "scientifically" determine what quarian sweat would smell and taste like.

And no, I am not making this up.

Yeah well that's what happens when you leave questions unanswered.

I support this idea just on the basis that it scares people.

[Uzrbital]

This is gross. Where is the naked Elcor's?

[CrimsonQueen]

I don't know if i should be amused or scared.

[Uzrbital]

...Naked krogans?

[TheCrakFox]

Barla Von for LI in ME3.

[Sailears]

Yeah on a serious note it would be interesting. But I can't see it happening, unless in an environment where they won't die.

TheCrakFox wrote...

Barla Von for LI in ME3.

Barla Von is a badass. He knows his business.

Modifié par Curunen, 28 juillet 2011 - 07:54 .

[Savber100]

The level of weird on this forum just went up the roof. O_o

[77bug]

Uzrbital wrote...

...Naked krogans?

[Uzrbital]

77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

...Naked krogans?

Yes? 

[didymos1120]

Terumitsu wrote...

Wait a tick.. Don't Volus need a high-pressure, cold enviornment?

I think that means a Volus would boil and explode if they were in earth-standard pressure.

....And that just made things worse.

Yup.  I.e., "naked volus" == "everything just asploded".  Like an unholy hybrid of snuff film and crush porn.

[Uzrbital]

didymos1120 wrote...

Terumitsu wrote...

Wait a tick.. Don't Volus need a high-pressure, cold enviornment?

I think that means a Volus would boil and explode if they were in earth-standard pressure.

....And that just made things worse.

Yup.  I.e., "naked volus" == "everything just asploded".  Like an unholy hybrid of snuff film and crush porn.

Travel to Volus homeworld, problem solved. Or would we explode?