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Screw quarians, I want to see a naked volus.


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Uzrbital wrote...

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Wait a tick.. Don't Volus need a high-pressure, cold enviornment?

I think that means a Volus would boil and explode if they were in earth-standard pressure.

....And that just made things worse.


Yup.  I.e., "naked volus" == "everything just asploded".  Like an unholy hybrid of snuff film and crush porn.


Travel to Volus homeworld, problem solved. Or would we explode? :pinched:


more likely implode if the pressures are high enough.

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CBKeffer wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Terumitsu wrote...

Wait a tick.. Don't Volus need a high-pressure, cold enviornment?

I think that means a Volus would boil and explode if they were in earth-standard pressure.

....And that just made things worse.


Yup.  I.e., "naked volus" == "everything just asploded".  Like an unholy hybrid of snuff film and crush porn.


Travel to Volus homeworld, problem solved. Or would we explode? :pinched:


more likely implode if the pressures are high enough.

Pressure suits? :D

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Uzrbital wrote...

77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

...Naked krogans?





Yes? :o




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Uzrbital wrote...

CBKeffer wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Terumitsu wrote...

Wait a tick.. Don't Volus need a high-pressure, cold enviornment?

I think that means a Volus would boil and explode if they were in earth-standard pressure.

....And that just made things worse.


Yup.  I.e., "naked volus" == "everything just asploded".  Like an unholy hybrid of snuff film and crush porn.


Travel to Volus homeworld, problem solved. Or would we explode? :pinched:


more likely implode if the pressures are high enough.

Pressure suits? :D


who are we kidding, this is Shepar we're talking about he/she could run around in a speedo on their homeworld and still survive through sheer powers of awesomness and badassery.

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77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

...Naked krogans?





Yes? :o





:crying: I would love to see every race of the mass effect universe naked! Now, I'm gonna pay millions of dollars, hoping to find  a mass relay so I can rape some krogan ass.

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DoNotIngest wrote...

Of course, this being the internetz, I think people just want more naked


there, fixed it

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Uzrbital wrote...

77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

...Naked krogans?





Yes? :o





:crying: I would love to see every race of the mass effect universe naked! Now, I'm gonna pay millions of dollars, hoping to find  a mass relay so I can rape some krogan ass.


Im not going to run out of nos any time soon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

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Barla Von for LI in ME3.

I think Barla Von is dead. I can't remember where I read that.

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Sparda Stonerule wrote...

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eww just ewww. I thought the cod forum were bad but you just made a whole new level of weird.

Just wait until you see the Talimancers trying to "scientifically" determine what quarian sweat would smell and taste like.

And no, I am not making this up.


Yeah well that's what happens when you leave questions unanswered.

I support this idea just on the basis that it scares people.

This!

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My mind just went blank. And I died a bit inside. Thanks....I should go.

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77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

...Naked krogans?





Yes? :o





:crying: I would love to see every race of the mass effect universe naked! Now, I'm gonna pay millions of dollars, hoping to find  a mass relay so I can rape some krogan ass.


Im not going to run out of nos any time soon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ


I give up. =]

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jreezy wrote...

TheCrakFox wrote...

Barla Von for LI in ME3.

I think Barla Von is dead. I can't remember where I read that.


Sometimes, I regret making that particular video.....

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I dont know why i felt compelled to finish reading this thread before posting. Lets just leave the Naked Volus to our imaginations, somethings are better left unsaid or in this case not done.

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Chewin3 wrote...


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Aww yeah. This should be the only LI in ME3.

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one word

rofl

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Awww....that pic is really cute.

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DarthSliver wrote...

I dont know why i felt compelled to finish reading this thread before posting. Lets just leave the Naked Volus to our imaginations, somethings are better left unsaid or in this case not done.

 
I find it hard to imagine a naked volus. We need concept art! Same goes for Krogan, Quarians, Elcor's, Turians and of course, Volus.

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Uzrbital wrote...

77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

...Naked krogans?





Yes? :o





:crying: I would love to see every race of the mass effect universe naked! Now, I'm gonna pay millions of dollars, hoping to find  a mass relay so I can rape some krogan ass.


Im not going to run out of nos any time soon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ


I give up. =]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :D

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I thought their skin would split open if exposed to our atmosphere...

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Did you all see the time it too for a picture to get posted?

That's Proof-- Capital P-- That you've all been thinking about this.

We are a curious species and that curiosity can only be satisfied by a strange Canadian artist with fancy 3D art programs.

BioWare, please heed our call.

Modifié par RinpocheSchnozberry, 28 juillet 2011 - 08:49 .


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I'm more interested in the face of our beloved Volus.

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We need to think about this from the OP point of view. If he can't see a volus naked, how will he get an erection in ME3? Think about it.

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ReconTeam wrote...

Aww yeah. This should be the only LI in ME3.

LOL.

ErichHartmann wrote...

Awww....that pic is really cute.

It has a derpy sort of charm.

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Terumitsu wrote...

Nice to know that BSN is staying classy.


OMG! I didn't know spooninites posted here!

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Curunen wrote...

Yeah on a serious note it would be interesting. But I can't see it happening, unless in an environment where they won't die.


TheCrakFox wrote...

Barla Von for LI in ME3.

Barla Von is a badass. B) He knows his business.


He is also dead in a radio call in game even if it's not considered canon for some weird reason... :whistle: