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[didymos1120]

Imperium Alpha wrote...
He is also dead in a radio call in game even if it's not considered canon for some weird reason...

It's not a radio call.  It's a news story.  Also: that "weird reason" would be the fact that it's not in the game.  It's in the game files, but it will never play in-game.

[Therefore_I_Am]

ogtrplganggrl wrote...

Sparda Stonerule wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

77bug wrote...

eww just ewww. I thought the cod forum were bad but you just made a whole new level of weird.

Just wait until you see the Talimancers trying to "scientifically" determine what quarian sweat would smell and taste like.

And no, I am not making this up.

Yeah well that's what happens when you leave questions unanswered.

I support this idea just on the basis that it scares people.

This!

Double this.

I've always pictured them having a little snout-mouth like that in the pic. Just have some of them put on clothes so I can see what their fashion sense is like. Maybe little overalls/suspender type clothes?

[ME-ParaShep]

Uzrbital wrote...

77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

77bug wrote...

Uzrbital wrote...

...Naked krogans?

Yes? 

 I would love to see every race of the mass effect universe naked! Now, I'm gonna pay millions of dollars, hoping to find  a mass relay so I can rape some krogan ass.

If you can get "millions of dollars" make sure you wear the strongest condom you can find. Who knows what a Krogan ass can do to a ding dong

[The Spamming Troll]

bioware should make niftu cal romancable.

by the way, those little swirlies for the volus kneecaps in that pic are totally awesome. it fits perfectly. it should be holding a candy cane, and prolly some clips boards and files er something.

[Han Shot First]

Screw quarians, I want to see a naked volus

Google Ron Jeremy.





Wish granted.

Modifié par Han Shot First, 28 juillet 2011 - 10:21 .

[TheCrakFox]

I reckon they're purple with yellow spots, and their palms are hairy.

[MajorStranger]

Rule 34. If it exist, THERE IS PORN OF IT!

But seriously, Volus cannot live in our atmosphere and pressure. They would actually implode. Not a pretty thing...

But I see your point. the first thing we do when we find a new species is look at their anatomy. There should be anatomicaly correct photos of every species naked in the codex, not for porn purpose, but for scientific knowledge.

Because this, my friends is not sexual, this is perfect symbiosis of art and science.

Modifié par MajorStranger, 28 juillet 2011 - 11:12 .

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Behold, a triumph of logic: The truth of all natural lives is that in the end we are much as we began. At both extremes of age we are helpless, totally dependent on others for aid, sustenance, and safety. Critical minded people see this pattern repeated in all things human. In love, in friendships, and in the struggle of humanity against the threat of greater powers. Only through effort and accomplishment can this loop become an open circle, one that gives long after it should have closed. A victorious elder exchanges the kindness of others for a glimpse of the dignity and grace that younger generations will carry with them their entire lives. And by taking this brave example to heart, the lives of the younger individuals becomes all the larger. Both parties grow as people.

With that as a given, there could be no more clear expression of Mass Effect 3's completion as a human endeavor than to end up, not meeting the volus we met early in Mass Effect 1, but by becoming that volus. Not physically, of course. Instead it must be Shepard that is locked in a steel suit (perhaps... the steel suit of duty?), unable to touch or feel the world around him. And it must be the volus that we free, there on the Citadel. All of this shows us that if Mass Effect 3 is to have even a scrap of grace or a shred of dignity, then it must end in asphixiating molerat men dying naked of pressure hemorrhages.

There can be... no other way.

Modifié par RinpocheSchnozberry, 28 juillet 2011 - 11:39 .

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

MajorStranger wrote...

Rule 34. If it exist, THERE IS PORN OF IT!

Quarian camgirls.  Where are they?  Where are the historical feeds?

I've long since believed their culture was aniconic.  I'm ok with that.  Mostly?  I'm content to leave that fun to Shepard.

I want to see a nakee volus.  It must be.

[Homey C-Dawg]

Hey volus, why don't you slip out of that pressure suit and we can get a little more intimate.



Oops...

Modifié par Homey C-Dawg, 28 juillet 2011 - 11:52 .

[Annihilator27]

Did someone say romance with the Biotic God himself?

[SandTrout]

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

MajorStranger wrote...

Rule 34. If it exist, THERE IS PORN OF IT!

Quarian camgirls.  Where are they?  Where are the historical feeds?

I've long since believed their culture was aniconic.  I'm ok with that.  Mostly?  I'm content to leave that fun to Shepard.

I want to see a nakee volus.  It must be.

If you havn't found quarian porn yet, then you're not trying.

Edit: Not to say that there is something wrong with you for not trying to find quarian porn.

Modifié par SandTrout, 29 juillet 2011 - 12:35 .

[ran196]

I do wanna see a volus naked and romance him/her
cause I'm pretty sure the volus are raunchy in bed

Modifié par ran196, 29 juillet 2011 - 12:41 .

[pablodurando]

A naked volus would suffocate unless the atmosphere is ammonia based.

naked volus=dead volus

[James2912]

Chewin3 wrote...




BTW, this thread scares me.

Is that a male or a female volus? And thats why I come to BSN the convos are so hawt! 

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

This thread is a steambath. It has more Pop-Pop! than a volus in the microwave.

I've asked for this to be stickied. If you think this is a worthy cause, and science has revealed that you do, please PM a mod!

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Shepard banged them both.  How could you not?


But a volus?  We don't even know.  It's a powerful secret.  And the truth must out.

[GreedIgnored]

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Shepard banged them both.  How could you not?


But a volus?  We don't even know.  It's a powerful secret.  And the truth must out.

Volus LI! Biotic God for LI!!!

[Blitzkrieg0811]

Best. Troll topic. Ever.

[KenKenpachi]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

Blitzkrieg0811 wrote...

Best. Troll topic. Ever.

:(

But... I do want to see a nakee volus.  What do they look like inside their amonia-suits?  

[GreedIgnored]

Blitzkrieg0811 wrote...

Best. Troll topic. Ever.

I'm serious, I want to see a volus...