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Screw quarians, I want to see a naked volus.


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Capt_Flashheart wrote...

I like to think the volus look something like this.

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I would not individually armor my testicles. 

Why would a volus individually armor their face jigglies? 


Other than that, it's not a bad impression.

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No batarian lovemaking? *runs from room*

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RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Capt_Flashheart wrote...

I like to think the volus look something like this.

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I would not individually armor my testicles. 

Why would a volus individually armor their face jigglies? 


Other than that, it's not a bad impression.




Then again how do you know they have testicles in their face?

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RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

lobi wrote...

Perhaps the shape is due to the pressure in the suit? Perhaps inside the suit is an Ethereally beautiful androngyous elf like creature with large breasts and an ambiguous sexuality. Bioware creativity at its finest!


On-topic comment or thinly-veiled b!tching about the choices for the new Femshep? You be the judge!


Don't be threadjacked.

Stay on target. The target here is... what do they look like? Prairedogs? Pigs with people feet? The questions ask themselves. I'd like to know.


How was that threadjacking. I made no mention of Jane Shepards neice, I mean the new femshep.

My point is if they ever disrobe a Volus, do not expect warts and body hair. Their aesthetic will not permit it.

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[quote]GreedIgnored wrote...

[/quote]Then again how do you know they have testicles in their face?

[/quote]

You can never be sure with aliens.  I'm just suggesting that those face jigglies are probably sensitive, like giant wiskers or tongues or something.  I wouldn't armor them individually.  I'd keep them in a steel bag or something.

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lobi wrote...

My point is if they ever disrobe a Volus, do not expect warts and body hair. Their aesthetic will not permit it.


I'm ok with a fetching volus.  You never know... they could be distant cousins of the quarians.

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RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

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they're just knowing what Tali looks like would be fine. Though I wouldn't mind seeing more Quarian's:)


Some people have emotions invested in Tali's appearance.  Whatever BioWare puts up, it just won't be right to most of her fans.  Volus on the other hand...  Anything they do will rock.  Thus, the best choice is secret quarian looks, and public nakee volus.


hey like I said if they can fund a good way to show us what a volus looks like I'm definitely not opposed to it.in fact I think it would be pretty cool.

As far as the Quarians/Tali go. very few people in the mass effect universe actually, no what Quarian's look like just  like none of us know what Quarian's look like and I'm sure people in mass effect have preconceived ideas of what Quarian's look like as well and so when they find out it might not be what they expect the same goes for us so to me it's if a Quarian/Tali looks different than the way I think it would it's just part of the experience.

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[quote]RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

[quote]GreedIgnored wrote...

[/quote]Then again how do you know they have testicles in their face?

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You can never be sure with aliens.  I'm just suggesting that those face jigglies are probably sensitive, like giant wiskers or tongues or something.  I wouldn't armor them individually.  I'd keep them in a steel bag or something.
[/quote]You don't leave a giant unused space though.... and we've only seen males... it is possible. But whatever it is I wanna see!

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lobi wrote...

My point is if they ever disrobe a Volus, do not expect warts and body hair.


And why should we even expect an alien species, especially one with such exotic biochemistry, to have either of those?

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snowfox522 wrote...

As far as the Quarians/Tali go. very few people in the mass effect universe actually, no what Quarian's look like just 


Which is crazy, I think!  Someone, someplace, has to have seen their real faces.  We could see the quarians and the volus side by side in a museum exhibit, or loaded onto a time capsule sent into space or something.  There's way we could see them... though I think of the two only the volus wouldn't disappoint people.

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RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

snowfox522 wrote...

As far as the Quarians/Tali go. very few people in the mass effect universe actually, no what Quarian's look like just 


Which is crazy, I think!  Someone, someplace, has to have seen their real faces.  We could see the quarians and the volus side by side in a museum exhibit, or loaded onto a time capsule sent into space or something.  There's way we could see them... though I think of the two only the volus wouldn't disappoint people.

In ME: Ascencion Grayson saw a quarian without a suit. Though it proved they could survive but be driven insane/super infected.

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I think we should definitely see them both, but if people are disappointed with The Quarian's I don't think it will be Bio Wares failing but their own

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GreedIgnored wrote...

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

snowfox522 wrote...

As far as the Quarians/Tali go. very few people in the mass effect universe actually, no what Quarian's look like just 


Which is crazy, I think!  Someone, someplace, has to have seen their real faces.  We could see the quarians and the volus side by side in a museum exhibit, or loaded onto a time capsule sent into space or something.  There's way we could see them... though I think of the two only the volus wouldn't disappoint people.

In ME: Ascencion Grayson saw a quarian without a suit. Though it proved they could survive but be driven insane/super infected.


Damn, I'll have to read that again.  Of course, the text must not have mentioned anything about their faces.  Evil!

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Congratulations Commander, it's a Volus.
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snowfox522 wrote...

I think we should definitely see them both, but if people are disappointed with The Quarian's I don't think it will be Bio Wares failing but their own


High five!  I hope you get what you want.  :):):)

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lobi wrote...

Congratulations Commander, it's a Volus.
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stop trolling. D:< 

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lobi wrote...

Congratulations Commander, it's a Volus.
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*claps slowly*  You may have a cookie.  That's an adorable little embezzling red sand dealer, yes he is!  Yes he is!

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RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

GreedIgnored wrote...

RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

snowfox522 wrote...

As far as the Quarians/Tali go. very few people in the mass effect universe actually, no what Quarian's look like just 


Which is crazy, I think!  Someone, someplace, has to have seen their real faces.  We could see the quarians and the volus side by side in a museum exhibit, or loaded onto a time capsule sent into space or something.  There's way we could see them... though I think of the two only the volus wouldn't disappoint people.

In ME: Ascencion Grayson saw a quarian without a suit. Though it proved they could survive but be driven insane/super infected.


Damn, I'll have to read that again.  Of course, the text must not have mentioned anything about their faces.  Evil!

It did say something but me no remember page. It was before they were saved from the kidnappers.

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RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

snowfox522 wrote...

I think we should definitely see them both, but if people are disappointed with The Quarian's I don't think it will be Bio Wares failing but their own


High five!  I hope you get what you want.  :):):)


you too:)

but it's not about what I want to about not holding back for fear of upsetting people's preconceived ideas!

anyway no matter what happens with that all sure mass effect three is going to rock.

:ph34r:That's for sure:ph34r:

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I reckon pretty much everyone in the ME universe knows what a Quarian looks like, at least everyone curious enough to do a Google search*. They haven't been wearing the suits that long, there will be plenty of pictures of them lying around, and plenty of Asari and Krogan that remember seeing them in the flesh.

*Note: turn safe search on before trying this yourself. You have been warned.

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GreedIgnored wrote...
stop trolling. D:< 

That image is on topic. Go watch fox.

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RinpocheSchnozberry wrote...

Capt_Flashheart wrote...

I like to think the volus look something like this.

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I would not individually armor my testicles. 

Why would a volus individually armor their face jigglies? 


Other than that, it's not a bad impression.




Then again how do you know they have testicles in their face?

Well, when I saw that pic I got the impression that the flaps (or "testacles") were just tucked inside the main helmet, and the flaps that are shown on the suit were just put on for aesthetics, simply to make them look more "volus" while they are in the suit.

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The possibilities are...intriguing.

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Here's what Ascension says about quarians:

Running the flashlight slowly from head to toe, he saw that the prisoner was bound hand and foot, and had been stripped completely naked. Grayson had never seen a quarian without its enviro-suit and helmet before, though he doubted this individual could still be called anything close to a representative example of his species. His face was a deformed mess of lumps, bruises, cuts, and burn marks—clear evidence of the torture he had endured. Someone had knocked out all his teeth and caved in one cheekbone. The other cheek gaped wide, as if someone had slit it lengthwise from lip to what passed for the quarian version of an ear.

One eye was swollen completely shut. The other had both upper and lower eyelids missing, the ragged edges of the flesh left behind attesting to the fact that they had been savagely torn off with a pair of pliers. Grayson recalled with distaste how much Pel had enjoyed that particular method of torture: in addition to the excruciating pain of the brutal removal, the victim would go slowly and agonizingly blind as the exposed eyeball became dehydrated.

The rest of the body showed similar signs of abuse. The fingers and toes were all broken, and several had been yanked from their sockets. Every inch of exposed skin showed signs of being beaten, cut, burned or dissolved by acid. However, there was something even more unusual about the body that caused Grayson to crouch down for a closer look.

There appeared to be some kind of loamy, gray growth spreading out from the quarian’s wounds to crawl slowly across the skin. It took Grayson a moment to realize it was some kind of bacterial fungus; in addition to the sadistic torture, the quarian must have contracted a strange alien disease.

He gave a grunt of disgust and stepped back from the body. To his surprise, the quarian reacted with a short yelp of fear.

J
esus Christ, the poor bastard’s still alive!

He was actually trying to talk, saying the same phrase over and over in a shaky, raspy voice. The words were distorted from his missing teeth and misshapen face, and it took Grayson’s automated translator several repetitions before it could decipher what he was trying to say.


Oh, and in Revelation, Volus didn't wear exo-suits:

He turned away from the stage just as the volus bartender waddled up to serve him. The volus home world had a gravity nearly one and a half times that of Earth, and because of this the volus were shorter than humans, their bodies so thick and heavy they almost appeared to be spherical. While the turians evoked hawks or falcons, the volus reminded Anderson of the manatees he had seen at the marine preserve during his last visit to Earth: slow, lumbering, and almost comical.

The atmosphere on the Citadel was thinner than they were used to, so they tended to wear rebreather masks, obscuring their faces. But Anderson had been in Chora’s Den enough times to recognize this particular volus.

“I need a drink, Maawda.”

“Of course, Lieutenant,” the bartender replied, his voice wheezing through the rebreather and the folds of skin at his throat. “What type of beverage do you desire?”


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lobi wrote...

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stop trolling. D:< 

That image is on topic. Go watch fox.

I have seen many foxes but if I must! *Googles fox*

Ps. Why is the image of several naked volus with a circular mouth? Quarians don't have one in theirs! Just pointing that out to the artists here. :)