They don't need to get better or worse. Because of the ratings system theyre always going to be cheesy and a little weird. I really could do with just a blank screen and moaning.
OMG sex scenes WTF...
Débuté par
Element CL
, nov. 21 2009 06:44
#1
Posté 21 novembre 2009 - 06:44
#2
Posté 21 novembre 2009 - 06:45
I bet you could.
#3
Posté 21 novembre 2009 - 06:46
Someone needs to make an 'underwear-be-gone' mod.
#4
Posté 21 novembre 2009 - 06:48
jlb524 wrote...
Someone needs to make an 'underwear-be-gone' mod.
Please stop before the they start making DLC that's just naked characters and fluff quests.
#5
Posté 21 novembre 2009 - 06:50
Because of the goofy underwear, I actually prefer what happens with Leliana *after* the sex scene: Tell her you want to go to bed and you both kiss then the screen fades and a short time later you're standing in camp. I'm hoping someone mods in The Witcher's sexy underwear (Triss, Shani) which looks 50 times better even if it is kinda fancy for being on the road. It'd be believable with Leliana because she had a very nice wardrobe when she lived in Orlais.
#6
Posté 21 novembre 2009 - 06:52
Element CL wrote...
jlb524 wrote...
Someone needs to make an 'underwear-be-gone' mod.
Please stop before the they start making DLC that's just naked characters and fluff quests.
I know a few players who'd love to give Alistair an/or Zevran a fluff quest.
#7
Posté 21 novembre 2009 - 01:46
Yeah, they were awkward. I thought ME's scenes were more romantic. I just think it needed more kissy wissies rather than, "EVERY POSITION POSSIBLE!" action. Alistair's was probably the nicest one imho. Zev's was... awkward. It could have been because my PC's eye animations were weird and she looked like she was possessed.
#8
Posté 21 novembre 2009 - 02:42
The strange thing is that "Fable 2" sex scenes and sex-related achievement, were funnier and a more kinky. Fable 2 is a lush game with saturated colors, after paying one or several street-walker of one choice and/or propositioning several smitten town people, you could go to bed at your house or inn, and bed THEM ALL. 
The screen went black as the multitude of townsfolk moaned and you got to hear their hilarious passionate sayings. It was a very WTF funny thing, plus it got an 'orgy' or 'threesome' achievement, save as long you remembered the condoms.
These game with is less cuddly and cute, could have used a bit more naughty. All we get is one lousy kiss animation, which didn't go well for my poor Dalish elf and Alistair. The foreplay was seen once, leaving me with the impression that the elf girl didn't particularly enjoyed her bonding session with the human.
My elf could have used some sexy naughty banter with hunky Alistair, after "First Knight," it seems that the romance looses steam after the sex, and that is dissappointing. Stronger emotions and hotter attractions should have followed. So much work to get there for the PC, it needs a little more 'zing' afterwards.
The screen went black as the multitude of townsfolk moaned and you got to hear their hilarious passionate sayings. It was a very WTF funny thing, plus it got an 'orgy' or 'threesome' achievement, save as long you remembered the condoms.
These game with is less cuddly and cute, could have used a bit more naughty. All we get is one lousy kiss animation, which didn't go well for my poor Dalish elf and Alistair. The foreplay was seen once, leaving me with the impression that the elf girl didn't particularly enjoyed her bonding session with the human.
My elf could have used some sexy naughty banter with hunky Alistair, after "First Knight," it seems that the romance looses steam after the sex, and that is dissappointing. Stronger emotions and hotter attractions should have followed. So much work to get there for the PC, it needs a little more 'zing' afterwards.
Modifié par cutieyum, 21 novembre 2009 - 02:49 .
#9
Posté 21 novembre 2009 - 02:47
Element CL wrote...
...I really could do with just a blank screen and moaning.
And think, we could use this moment to add to the various characters:
Leliana: Oh! By the Maker!
Alistiar: Am I.. Am I... doing this right?
Zevran: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
#10
Posté 21 novembre 2009 - 02:51
On DragonAgeNexus you can get a Shining through underwear "fix" 
Not my style, but if you need it, there it is...
Not my style, but if you need it, there it is...
#11
Posté 21 novembre 2009 - 02:55
Maria Caliban wrote...
And think, we could use this moment to add to the various characters:
Leliana: Oh! By the Maker!
Alistiar: Am I.. Am I... doing this right?
Zevran: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
YES, YES, YES!!
Those lines were sorely missed and needed. It would have been funnier if Alistair and the other romances had different personalities in the sack than in everyday conversations.
Modifié par cutieyum, 21 novembre 2009 - 02:57 .





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