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why no krogan romance option?


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#26
mineralica

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Fidget6 wrote...

I've always figured for the same reason that there are no dwarven romance options in Dragon Age. Cause it's "ookie".

I though Alistair x fem!Aeducan was rather popular...

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C9316

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No.

#28
mya11

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No :sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:

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Benu5

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Someone made a cartoon (not that kind of cartoon!) of it, even then it was disturbing.





And it was ManShep and Grunt. Just thought I'd make you picture that.

#30
BatmanPWNS

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Hell no.

#31
Uzrbital

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I wouldn't mind having a romance with Wrex.

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Demonique

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A Great Biotic Wind wrote...

I think Shepard would die from internal bleeding....


Maybe male Krogans are hung like gorillas?

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silentassassin264

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A Great Biotic Wind wrote...

I think Shepard would die from internal bleeding....

Just keep Chakwas and Mordin on the ready.  And probably some cybernetics to rebuild.

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There's no krogan romance because it'd be a steaming pile of fanservice **** like Garrus' romance.
Plus, sex with krogan has a 99.9% fatality rate.

#35
Ophiskc

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Asaris are very similar to humans, and there's one krogan NPC saying: "asaris are so squishy, you cant get a decent grip" :whistle:

Implications... unpleasant

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Ophiskc wrote...

Asaris are very similar to humans, and there's one krogan NPC saying: "asaris are so squishy, you cant get a decent grip" :whistle:

Implications... unpleasant

Shepard's got heavy bone and skin weave. Who's squishy now?

It's not like the Krogan poet seemed to mind. "Oh blue rose of Illium! <3"

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Krogan romance? Hell No!

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#38
daigakuinsei

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As long as I can romance the Rachni Queen, why not?

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Lukertin

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Demonique wrote...

A Great Biotic Wind wrote...

I think Shepard would die from internal bleeding....


Maybe male Krogans are hung like gorillas?


So Shepard is like "Is it in yet?" the entire time?

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dujh wrote...

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Well for Male Shep? That's just disgusting

For FemShep? ...There is no argument needed past:

IT'S TOO DAMN BIG.

I'm sure you can figure it out.

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....Good god my miiiiiiiiiiind

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A Great Biotic Wind wrote...

I think Shepard would die from internal bleeding....

lol kinda like what happened if you got in bed with morinth? i think at the most your screen would look like you where at critical health for a couple minutes after the deed is done and femshep is forced to walk like joker for about 30 minutes. it would be hillarious XD but i suppose the krogan need to worry more about trying to reverse the population dent caused by the genophage than shagging aliens.

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Demonique

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I assume if femShep took the Krogan (assuming the request came from a male Krogan) up on the breeding request the result would be something like this mod www.youtube.com/watch

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Mecha Tengu

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it's not fun unless it's rough

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Saeran

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I support a M!Shep / Grunt romance! Awwww yer.

#45
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If there were a kromance, no one would bother with the other romances. That would lead to cries of wasted content, and less resources used towards said kromance. It's too late now.

And somehow I don't think krogan anatomy would be much of a deterrent. No one said turian and drell were normal in that vicinity, and Shepard still hits that.

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Volus Warlord

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I'd post the comic again but I'd prolly get in trouble.

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alex90c

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Krogans are badass.... but a krogan romance? Seriously?

/facepalm

#48
AerisBru

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LOL why not? I don't see the difference between a turian/human romance and a krogan/human romance. xD

(ok, that BIG problem should be an issue, but...Shepard would find a way XD)

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Don't worry OP, someone will mod the game to make the krogan princess your LI.

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SynheKatze

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I'd be rather pleased if some players tried to hump Grunt. Oh, you toad-pedos...