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why no krogan romance option?


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#101
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Because humans are too squishy. Can't get a decent grip.

#102
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FoxShadowblade wrote...

Well for Male Shep? That's just disgusting

For FemShep? ...There is no argument needed past:

IT'S TOO DAMN BIG.

I'm sure you can figure it out.

That's not the only problem. Krogans have redundant systems so, when you think about the term "Kick em in the quads" that might mean twin towers.:pinched:

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I pity the krogan who manages to bed my Shep. A grenade to the face would leave less injuries.

#104
Sons of Horus

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At least i guess you will get no scale itch from it.

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humans don't have the quad for it

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Aeowyn wrote...

There's also this comic by Epantiras on Deviantart

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Also, what Valdrane said.


I read Grunt as speaking with the Simpson's Sea Captain's voice.


Oh and found this picture. Seems that women who fight add a different flavour to other things as well. They're not actually doing anything here it seems, looks like they're asleep.

It's the artist's first time drawing Krogan and she still does a better job than whoever was responsible for that abomination on Mass Effect:Genesis

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There was that breeding request, but thats just because Shepard is so powerful (plus it was meant as a joke anyway).

I really don't think a krogan would be attracted to a human, after all according to most aliens we are much less attractive than, say, the asari.

...:P

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I would like the option, but I understand why they're hesitant to put it in. Maybe we can at least be able to proposition Wrex/Grunt and get turned down, ala Samara. I want some acknowledgement, dammit.

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5 pages, and that pic hasn't appeared yet. I'm impressed, BSN :innocent:

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Oh the one where Shepard and Wrex's babies look like mutant versions of that toadstool guy from the Super Mario Brothers cartoon?

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Demonique wrote...

Oh the one where Shepard and Wrex's babies look like mutant versions of that bulbasaur pokemon from the Pokemon games?

You mean this?

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Ariadnee wrote...

5 pages, and that pic hasn't appeared yet. I'm impressed, BSN :innocent:


Is that a request? That sounded like a request, yes.

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Why can't Shepard go on top? Then it's doable right?

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Liec wrote...

Ariadnee wrote...

5 pages, and that pic hasn't appeared yet. I'm impressed, BSN :innocent:


Is that a request? That sounded like a request, yes.

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I cringe every time I see this. Not because of anime Shep, her boobs, the mutant kids suckling said aforementioned boobs or the mutant kids in general.

No, the reason I cringe is because of Five-Finger Wrex. Jesus God, it's like someone's raping my eyes. Five-Finger Garrus is equally horrible.

#115
SafetyShattered

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Ok.....imagine how large a krogan's uh..organ is. She would have a broken pelvis. How could she save the world if she got killed from ramming a krogan? Hey actually that would be a cool secret ending. Do it Bioware!

#116
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Because once you go krogan....You die from internal hemorrhaging.

#117
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Why no krogan romance? Because people wouldn't know a good thing if it sang soprano to them!

#118
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I walk in this thread and see FemShep's wrex's babies......
LMAFO.
I love you, BSN community.

#119
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Lies, lies and slander! No one's actually seen a Krogan's penis. (that's right I don't do euphemisms) I suppose it's arguable for bestiality, but the biggest problem I have with it is that Wrex is no less humanoid than Garrus. More so in some ways. At least it's confirmed he has testicles, whereas Turians are like insect-dino things..

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#120
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Imagine the ME3 romance scene:
".....Now I know why you're called 'Wrex'" :P

Or with Grunt, I imagine Garrus hearing it through some walls while thinking "Sounds like Shepard named him appropriately haha" XD

#121
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Akaryu wrote...

i think there should be one for mass effect 3 for female shepard what does everyone else think?


1 word:

Quad.