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[Alknost]

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...

Yeah but then you'd have to share me and get a several mouthfuls of someone else's fluids... And that's just the foreplay.

This wasn't mentioned in the formula! 

Also there's that minor incovenience of someone else's scrotum rubbing against yours... I can only accomodate so many at once, so things can become a bit cramped..

So are you still in? Or having second thoughts:wub:

Depends on how hot you are. 

Since we're still talking about the famshep fantasy realm, I'd probably melt tungsten.

[KingNothing125]

This thread is all sorts of F'd up.

[Jake71887]

Alknost wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...

Yeah but then you'd have to share me and get a several mouthfuls of someone else's fluids... And that's just the foreplay.

This wasn't mentioned in the formula! 

Also there's that minor incovenience of someone else's scrotum rubbing against yours... I can only accomodate so many at once, so things can become a bit cramped..

So are you still in? Or having second thoughts:wub:

Depends on how hot you are. 

Since we're still talking about the famshep fantasy realm, I'd probably melt tungsten.

Okay, I'm in.. as long as we include Wrex. 

[Alknost]

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...

Yeah but then you'd have to share me and get a several mouthfuls of someone else's fluids... And that's just the foreplay.

This wasn't mentioned in the formula! 

Also there's that minor incovenience of someone else's scrotum rubbing against yours... I can only accomodate so many at once, so things can become a bit cramped..

So are you still in? Or having second thoughts:wub:

Depends on how hot you are. 

Since we're still talking about the famshep fantasy realm, I'd probably melt tungsten.

Okay, I'm in.. as long as we include Wrex. 

We may as well invite Grunt too, thats 8 testicles between the two them.

[Jake71887]

Alknost wrote...
We may as well invite Grunt too, thats 8 testicles between the two them. 

Grunt's too young for this.... 

[Alknost]

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...
We may as well invite Grunt too, thats 8 testicles between the two them. 

Grunt's too young for this.... 

The boy's gotta learn about the birds and the bees sometime, at least before he obliges those mating requests down on Tuchanka. Don't want those fertile Krogan ladies to be disappointed, they'll hunt my femshep down.

[Jake71887]

Alknost wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...
We may as well invite Grunt too, thats 8 testicles between the two them. 

Grunt's too young for this.... 

The boy's gotta learn about the birds and the bees sometime, at least before he obliges those mating requests down on Tuchanka. Don't want those fertile Krogan ladies to be disappointed, they'll hunt my femshep down.

Pssh, they'd hunt you down for stealing their man 

[Alknost]

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...
We may as well invite Grunt too, thats 8 testicles between the two them. 

Grunt's too young for this.... 

The boy's gotta learn about the birds and the bees sometime, at least before he obliges those mating requests down on Tuchanka. Don't want those fertile Krogan ladies to be disappointed, they'll hunt my femshep down.

Pssh, they'd hunt you down for stealing their man 

I don't think the Krogan femmes have anyting to worry about there since they're after good breeding stock (I'd imagine this could be Grunts concern, too). Grunt can't slip one past the Battlemaster's gloalie, try as he may. So we can keep it purely educational.

Modifié par Alknost, 31 juillet 2011 - 11:57 .

[Jake71887]

Alknost wrote...
[I don't think the Krogan femmes have anyting to worry about there since they're after good breeding stock. Grunt can't slip one past the Battlemaster's gloalie, try as he may.

You mean you'd let Grunt go after having his quad... I call hax!

[IndigoWolfe]

You know, I'd ask why these threads always managed to wring at least five pages out of these threads, but I'd answer it myself in half the time it took me to write the question and a quarter of the time it took me to write this post.

(The preceding post has been nominated for the 4Chan 2011 Most Pointless Post Awards)

[Zaxares]

I'm more of a one partner guy, but I wouldn't object to a threesome option in ME3 if it made sense for the scene. There was already the option in ME1 for Shepard to suggest a threesome between Ashley/Liara or Kaidan/Liara, so there is the precedent for Shepard to be into multiple partners if the player chose that route. If Shepard's partner(s) were open to the idea, then why not?

[Alknost]

IndigoWolfe wrote...

You know, I'd ask why these threads always managed to wring at least five pages out of these threads, but I'd answer it myself in half the time it took me to write the question and a quarter of the time it took me to write this post.

(The preceding post has been nominated for the 4Chan 2011 Most Pointless Post Awards)

It's lighthearted fun. Stop taking things so seriously, it will kill you eventually with ulcers and constipation. 

You could learn a lot from Jake, he's a good sport!

Modifié par Alknost, 01 août 2011 - 02:46 .

[Jake71887]

Alknost wrote...

IndigoWolfe wrote...

You know, I'd ask why these threads always managed to wring at least five pages out of these threads, but I'd answer it myself in half the time it took me to write the question and a quarter of the time it took me to write this post.

(The preceding post has been nominated for the 4Chan 2011 Most Pointless Post Awards)

It's lighthearted fun. Stop taking things so seriously, it will kill you eventually with ulcers and constipation. 

We weren't serious? 

[Alknost]

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...

IndigoWolfe wrote...

You know, I'd ask why these threads always managed to wring at least five pages out of these threads, but I'd answer it myself in half the time it took me to write the question and a quarter of the time it took me to write this post.

(The preceding post has been nominated for the 4Chan 2011 Most Pointless Post Awards)

It's lighthearted fun. Stop taking things so seriously, it will kill you eventually with ulcers and constipation. 

We weren't serious? 

Oh darling don't you fret none <3. I was just pointing out that Indigo should try to enjoy the thread.

[Jake71887]

Alknost wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...

IndigoWolfe wrote...

You know, I'd ask why these threads always managed to wring at least five pages out of these threads, but I'd answer it myself in half the time it took me to write the question and a quarter of the time it took me to write this post.

(The preceding post has been nominated for the 4Chan 2011 Most Pointless Post Awards)

It's lighthearted fun. Stop taking things so seriously, it will kill you eventually with ulcers and constipation. 

We weren't serious? 

Oh darling don't you fret none <3. I was just pointing out that Indigo should try to enjoy the thread.

Good because I still expect my Wrex and you gangbang! 

[Ace Attorney]

*sees how his topic has evolved*
*grabs popcorn*

[Alknost]

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...

IndigoWolfe wrote...

You know, I'd ask why these threads always managed to wring at least five pages out of these threads, but I'd answer it myself in half the time it took me to write the question and a quarter of the time it took me to write this post.

(The preceding post has been nominated for the 4Chan 2011 Most Pointless Post Awards)

It's lighthearted fun. Stop taking things so seriously, it will kill you eventually with ulcers and constipation. 

We weren't serious? 

Oh darling don't you fret none <3. I was just pointing out that Indigo should try to enjoy the thread.

Good because I still expect my Wrex and you gangbang! 

I also have a medical waiver for you to sign. No problem, right?:innocent:

[Jake71887]

Alknost wrote...
I also have a medical waiver for you to sign. No problem, right?:innocent:

You're the one being crushed by Krogan 

[Alknost]

Jake71887 wrote...

Alknost wrote...
I also have a medical waiver for you to sign. No problem, right?:innocent:

You're the one being crushed by Krogan 

Why would I worry? There are just some activities you may want to read the fine print about. You may want to have it reviewed by an attourney, and please be sure to press hard with blue ink, and make sure you mave 3 copies of all 50 pages notarized and submitted to the Citadel alliance health and safety clerk.

[Jake71887]

Alknost wrote...
Why would I worry? There are just some activities you may want to read the fine print about. You may want to have it reviewed by an attourney, and please be sure to press hard with blue ink, and make sure you mave 3 copies of all 50 pages notarized and submitted to the Citadel alliance health and safety clerk. 

On second thought, I'll just be the camerman 

[Luigitornado]

Nope.

Threesomes are always tacky and porn-ish. Would be a step down in quality for ME3.

Modifié par Luigitornado, 01 août 2011 - 03:57 .

[Jake71887]

Luigitornado wrote...

Nope.

Threesomes are always tacky and porn-ish. Would be a step down in quality for ME3.

Your mom's always tacky and cornish, but that doesn't stop me.

[Volus Warlord]

How... is this not locked?

Next, you wouldn't get any of your crew to not hate each other long enough to commit such an atrocity.

[Orion1836]

Worldablaze wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Why stop at a threesome? Ship wide orgy imo.

Why stop at a ship wide orgy. Fleet wide orgy .

Shepard: This is a message to the crews on all assembled allied ships.

Shepard: *deep breath*

Shepard: We stand now at the brink: before us are hundreds of Reaper ships. Each individual vessel is capable of wiping out dozens of our own. You have all answered Earth's call for aid, and have pledged your lives to the effort of retaking our homeworld and protecting the galaxy from the Reaper threat. As you know, the Normandy and my team have been scouring every Prothean ruin known to the galaxy, searching for some clue, some way that we can defeat the Reaper menace. I am pleased to report that we have found one.

*Cheers go up over the comlines*

Shepard:  But before I go into details, know that while we have a way of defeating the Reapers, it will require sacrifices from each and every one of you. This shouldn't mean much, because everyone in this fleet volunteered to fight this battle, and well knew the risks involved. But that's just the problem. For this to work, I won't be asking you to risk your lives.

Shepard: The key to defeating the Reapers is the power of love... but not what you think. I'm talking about the kind of love you can smell through doorways, the kind that requires you to take a shower afterwards.

*Confused voices can be heard over the link*

Shepard: That's right everyone, I need you to get busy, right now, with whomever's available. Our lives depend on it. Shepard out.

[darthnick427]

it doesn't really matter but Liara was open to it in ME1 with Ash, soooooo here's hoping Tali is okay with it!