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[Someone With Mass]

He was going to be a demigod himself as well.

Man, the Protheans really were arrogant bastards.

[AdmiralCheez]

Someone With Mass wrote...

He was going to be a demigod himself as well.

Man, the Protheans really were arrogant bastards.

An entire race of Saphs and Kaisers.

Oh man, this'll be fun.

[shepskisaac]

BTW where's that artwork Cheez posted from? 'Cause I think I know what this location is and man!!! It's even more beautiful than I imagined! :'D

[DiebytheSword]

IsaacShep wrote...

BTW where's that artwork Cheez posted from? 'Cause I think I know what this location is and man!!! It's even more beautiful than I imagined! :'D

If I had to hazard a guess, we are looking at the Temple on Thessia.

[Someone With Mass]

Arcian wrote...
With the difference is that he isn't so willing to choke on TIM's meatstick. In other words, he's the GOOD kind of renegade, which is all kinds of cool to me.

That arrogant ****** everyone knows and loves, in other words.

[shepskisaac]

DiebytheSword wrote...

IsaacShep wrote...

BTW where's that artwork Cheez posted from? 'Cause I think I know what this location is and man!!! It's even more beautiful than I imagined! :'D

If I had to hazard a guess, we are looking at the Temple on Thessia.

No I which magazine/website was this from?

And yes, it's definitely on Thessia since it's the same copy+paste of Calatrava's architecture just like the Thessia building on this official screen:

[DoNotTrololo]

It's nice to have a complete douche on the team. Hopefully he won't have a soft side like every single other character. Even Grunt acts like a curious child on his extranet searches.

[Dean_the_Young]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Arcian wrote...

You have a very good point.

Dean always has a good point.

Damn crooked.

Damn, the protheans done gone and trolled themselves.

Shoulda been taken the Paragon options, yo.

[Ryzaki]

I love this thread. XD

[Dean_the_Young]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

An entire race of Saphs and Kaisers.

What about me?

[CroGamer002]

Arcian wrote...

IsaacShep wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

Who's Theresha?

The Real Housemaw of Tuchanka. She had her big debut at the VGAs

Prothy: "Back in my cycle, we used to call these things 'rape worms' because of their violent sexual behaviour. And this is their mother, violating a reaper destroyer?"
Shepard: "When you put it that way... ."
Grunt: "Nice. That's my kind of woman."
Garrus: "Her reach greatly exceeds mine. That is... discomforting, to say the least, should she ever come close to us."
Liara: "My people are accustomed to witnessing and... engaging, on occasion, in unusual sexual practices, but this is too much just to watch."
Vega: "I hear Thresher flesh is a delicacy, though I strongly suspect the reaper misinterpreted what people meant with it."
EDI: "My estimates is that the resonance from the reaper's primary weapon is what is attracting the thresher maw matriarch. The reaper is singing a love song to her, and it is not even aware."
Wrex: "Give me three days, a Graal and a two pairs of working testicles and I'll take this b!tch down. Just you watch."
Joker: "Okay, which of you geniuses set the thumper to Barry White?"
Legion: "Intercourse with an organic being of this size and physical strength comes with a high statistical probability of death. The reaper, though robust, will not survive the encounter if it is prolonged."
Thane: "Normally I would consider 'death by sex' to be a relatively peaceful way to pass on, but not like this."
Samara: "She is no different from the sexual predators I have encountered in my days as a Justicar. Aside from her size and obvious animal instincts, of course. Good that her victim deserves it."
Ashley: "Am I the only one who is dreading to see what their kids would look like?"
Kaidan: "Is... is the thresher moaning? Why does it sound like a colony of pyjaks being strangled simultaneously?"
Kasumi: "I've seen stuff like this in japanese adult animation from time to time. N-not that I actively search for it, mind you..."
Zaeed: "Ah, this takes me back..."
Tali: "This reminds me, and not in a good way, about a couple of hanar-quarian vids I've wa-uh, forget I said anything."
Mordin: "Thresher maw and reaper sexual relations? Unexpected. Acid burns an inevitability. Shields cannot repel corrosives of that magnitude. No known acid countermeasures. Successful post-sex rehabilitation for reaper *sniff*... unlikely."
Miranda: "Why are we even commenting on this?"
Jacob: "It's like a trainwreck - you want to look away, but you can't. You just can't."
The Illusive Man: "My body is ready." *rapeface*

And that, kids, is the story of how ME3 got its "Partial Nudity" rating.

This is full of win.


Also:

ParagonShep: I almost feel sorry for that Reaper.
RenegadeShep: OK, we're banning all porn that involves tentacles on the Normandy. Also Liara, pack your bags.

Modifié par Mesina2, 14 décembre 2011 - 01:06 .

[Dean_the_Young]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

An entire race of Saphs and Kaisers.

What about me?

You're not quite rude and condescending enough.

There's a realm of mockery so far above your own, you can not even comprehend it...

How about that?

[Chewin]

^You're awfully eager to be on that list.

[Dean_the_Young]

Chewin3 wrote...

^You're awfully eager to be on that list.

I've been called the Cerberus Lawer, a Renegade Intellectual(-wannabe), and all manner of dirty things that have often put me on the same side, if not same temperment, as Saphra and Kaiser. So when they're included and I'm not, I feel a little bit forgotten.




Really, though, neither of them corresponds much to the Prothean. Prothy has biting cynicism but not the temper that defines Saphra, and while Kaiser goes with the humor of the outrageous, Prothy has a dry wit from a position of presumed intellectual superiority.

If there were any 'closest' bioware poster to the Prothy from what lines I've seen, it would probably be Godwood. Or myself.

[Dean_the_Young]

Arcian wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

There's a realm of mockery so far above your own, you can not even comprehend it...

How about that?

Sounds more cuddly than mean, to be honest tbh.

This mocks you.

[AVPen]

Arcian wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

There's a realm of mockery so far above your own, you can not even comprehend it...

How about that?

Sounds more cuddly than mean, to be honest tbh.

This mocks you.

It tickles.

Ascentant beings need never fear tickles.

Modifié par AVPen, 14 décembre 2011 - 06:01 .

[DiebytheSword]

AVPen wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

There's a realm of mockery so far above your own, you can not even comprehend it...

How about that?

Sounds more cuddly than mean, to be honest tbh.

This mocks you.

It tickles.

Ascentant beings need never fear tickles.

Face your humiliation.  Your worlds will become our improvs.

[GRISHASAUR]

so Prothy is like sten who is snarky and has dry wit
some one pm  his  dialogue the funny stuff please
and for the record he likly does have a softspot like sten