Broodypants wrote...
^Javik, y u have such a pretty mouth?! *busy staring at the 12th panel*
@Axis - I saw those the other day, made me chuckle. Seeing as Javik says he will write a book with Liara I now have an image of Javik being a children's book writer after the war minus Normandy crash/relay explosions it's a very amusing thought. 
I... don't think that's a very good idea. Let me demonstrate:
This is a Prothean. He was born in a very dark time, and has no parents anymore.
The Prothean cannot sleep at night. He is afraid of the giant monsters in the dark. These monsters are called Reapers. Thankfully, the Prothean has friends to comfort him.
This is the Prothean and his friends. They are afraid of the Reapers too, but as long as they have each other, they can be brave.
One day, the Prothean's friends go off to look for other Protheans. A Reaper pops out and captures them. They are indoctrinated and become slaves to the Reaper.
When the Prothean's friends comes back, he notices they are indoctrinated and that they are trying to hurt him. The Prothean has to kill his friends. The Prothean uses a knife because that is all he has.
The Prothean cuts their throats. He must watch his friends bleed out, to make sure they can't hurt him anymore.
The Prothean is sad. He cannot sleep at night. He is afraid. He no longer have friends to comfort him.
He is all alone.
--The Prothean, by Javik
"This... is the most... depressing thing... I have ever... read. 5/5, would read... again," Ton Epaat, Citadel Arts and Entertainment
"Which idiot thought this was a great read for children?", Ialla T'Lera, Mothers of Thessia
"Pfft, he got sad because he had to kill his friends? More glory to him! No wonder the Protheans went extinct. 0/10, could write a better book myself," Urdnot Brek.
"DONT BE SAD PLS LET ME LUV U JAVIK, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~" Anonymous Fan Reviewer