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[feainn]

AxisEvolve wrote...



Bumping dis thread. 4 the Empire.

JAVIK, Y U SO KAWAII?!

[PorcelynDoll]

^
awwwwww snuggley!

[BlakStrakt]

AxisEvolve wrote...



Bumping dis thread. 4 the Empire.

Photoshopping a prothean was punishable by death in the Empire.

[AxisEvolve]

This thread needs it's daily dose of Jiara.

[iHorizons]

Are you Javik fans still speculating?

[Nenya Higurashi]

Arcian wrote...

iHorizons wrote...

Are you Javik fans still speculating?

About...?

Maybe she's talking about the whole Liara-Javik thing? Dunno... anyway, lots o speculations from everyone, remember?

[stysiaq]

back in the old days, when Admiral Cheez was still active, I sent her some Javik jokes, which she said I should post. I saw some "terrible ME3 jokes" thread and remembered that day.

here they are:

1 Javik probably feels very uncomfortable while attending to the toilet, after all the room 'remembers' each member of the crew taking a dump there.

2. I also imagine Javik walking into your quarters after you had the shag, touching your bed and making Me Gusta face.

3. He would make a great detective though, he'd totally nail CSI: Citadel or sth.
- What happened in this room, inspector Javik?
- Just some tv-watching. But the kitchen is full of rape.
- Onto the next case!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH

Modifié par stysiaq, 04 mai 2012 - 11:57 .

[Kara Nan]

^ Am I terrible for laughing at those?

Oh and on the subject of Liara x Javik... I just... I can't get behind that :<. I don't like it. I'd like to support the pairing but it just doesn't work for me.
Of course it's probably because I'm way too jelly as a person (I didn't like Garrus x Tali either)...

[Nenya Higurashi]

stysiaq wrote...

1 Javik probably feels very uncomfortable while attending to the toilet, after all the room 'remembers' each member of the crew taking a dump there.

> That explains why he keeps using the wrong bathroom. Oh, Javik, you little pervert... 
...
Any fan-artist around? XD

Oh and on the subject of Liara x Javik... I just... I can't get behind that :<. I don't like it. I'd like to support the pairing but it just doesn't work for me.
Of course it's probably because I'm way too jelly as a person (I didn't like Garrus x Tali either)... 

Well, that's fine anyway Everyone likes what he/she likes *shrugs* And, now, it's more than fine laughing for those...
I mean, they're probably even 'canon' *coughs-+:innocent:

Modifié par Nenya Higurashi, 04 mai 2012 - 01:27 .

[iHorizons]

Nenya Higurashi wrote...

Arcian wrote...

iHorizons wrote...

Are you Javik fans still speculating?

About...?

Maybe she's talking about the whole Liara-Javik thing? Dunno... anyway, lots o speculations from everyone, remember?

I didn't know I was female, but yeah just so many speculations and there from everyone!

[Nenya Higurashi]

iHorizons wrote...

Nenya Higurashi wrote...


Maybe she's talking about the whole Liara-Javik thing? Dunno... anyway, lots o speculations from everyone, remember?

I didn't know I was female , but yeah just so many speculations and there from everyone!

You... fem-oh. Well, I was speculating, you know. And the avatar it... I... uhm... okay, I'll ask, next time. *coughs* Sorry? XD

Modifié par Nenya Higurashi, 04 mai 2012 - 03:55 .

[Dessalines]

I can see them getting together,, but it would be difficult. How long do Protheans live?

Modifié par Dessalines, 05 mai 2012 - 02:39 .

[Nenya Higurashi]

Dessalines wrote...

I can see them getting together,, but it would be difficult. How log do Protheans live?

Same here and... dunno? He could have an asari/krogan lifespan or a Salarian one... but considering how protheans are... I want to believe they have a long lifespan.  I mean, they had 'time' to study and 'harvest' asari as a race... 

Modifié par Nenya Higurashi, 04 mai 2012 - 03:58 .

[iHorizons]

@Nenya

It's fine, I assumed you were a geth when I saw your avatar

[Nenya Higurashi]

iHorizons wrote...

@Nenya

It's fine, I assumed you were a geth when I saw your avatar

Touchè 

[DarthSliver]

iHorizons wrote...

@Nenya

It's fine, I assumed you were a geth when I saw your avatar

Well I assume you were from an anime when I saw your avatar, jk lol and yes I randomly just said something to something im not involved in lol. 

Well you know it makes perfect sense for Liara and Javik romance, have you guys not beat ME3 lol

[BlakStrakt]

iHorizons wrote...

@Nenya

It's fine, I assumed you were a geth when I saw your avatar

Well played, sir. Well played...

I think that a Javik/Liara romance would have a very interesting dynamic.  A perfect example of a love/hate relationship.

[iHorizons]

Would a Javik/Liara baby be Prothean or asari?

[Nenya Higurashi]

Asari, definitely. After all 'Asaris' can only have Asari daughters... *sigh*

[Volc19]

I feel like Liara/Javik would only work of the both of them just had a lot of hate-sex. I can't see it happening any other way.

...although, maybe that is because I want Javik to take my Shep as his pleasure slave.

[stysiaq]

Nenya Higurashi wrote...

Asari, definitely. After all 'Asaris' can only have Asari daughters... *sigh*

I heard that when Garrus mates with an Asari the baby is Turian.

[feainn]

Volc19 wrote...

Maybe that is because I want Javik to take my Shep as his pleasure slave.

Yes. Yes, this is good.

[Volc19]

stysiaq wrote...

Nenya Higurashi wrote...

Asari, definitely. After all 'Asaris' can only have Asari daughters... *sigh*

I heard that when Garrus mates with an Asari the baby is Turian.

Garrus is a reverse-asari. He can mate with anything, and the child is always a Turian.

[Kara Nan]

Nenya Higurashi wrote...

Dessalines wrote...

I can see them getting together,, but it would be difficult. How log do Protheans live?

Same here and... dunno? He could have an asari/krogan lifespan or a Salarian one... but considering how protheans are... I want to believe they have a long lifespan.  I mean, they had 'time' to study and 'harvest' asari as a race... 

We can make a guess here, actually. Not an accurate one, mind you, but it's worth a look. Does anyone know how long the Protheans fought the Reapers? Or how long into the war Javik was born? He mentions how the Citadel was pretty much a legend by the time he was born, right? Something like that either way.
So... If the Protheans lived for a very long time, one would think at least a few Protheans who had visited the Citadel would've still been around in Javik's time. Unless they all got killed before they could share the experience...

I hope I made any sense.