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[alex90c]

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ

[DoctorTurkleton]

I'm going to have to pass on this one. Now maybe if it was a Volus instead of EDI... 

Modifié par DoctorTurkleton, 01 août 2011 - 10:27 .

[unlimited_sake]

Given that I've seen threads here with in-depth discussions of the chemical makeup of Tali's sweat (so as to determine what it would taste like) and how Asari anatomy would affect intimacy, as well as creepily obsessive posts about Tali's face, Varric's chest hair, bizarre nutella fetishes, and the sexual positions that would be the most comfortable for various alien races, all discussed freely without any sense of self-awareness, embarrassment, or irony - to say nothing of the less bizarre but equally obsessive/creepy 100+ page threads about romanceable NPCs - I find it hard to believe that so many people here are this phased by a poorly-written and obviously satirical fanfic.



ETA: These boards seem to turn some of my lowercase Ls into capital Is after posting.  Odd.

Modifié par unlimited_sake, 01 août 2011 - 11:08 .

[roflchoppaz]

Oh, lol, this thread looks fun, let's see.

*reads OP*

[CroGamer002]

roflchoppaz wrote...

Oh, lol, this thread looks fun, let's see.

*reads OP*

[ScotGaymer]

Why isnt this thread locked yet?

Where's the woohammer????

[S.A.K]

FitScotGaymer wrote...

Why isnt this thread locked yet?

Where's the woohammer????

Its coming.

[Comsky159]

Alright-Television wrote...

It's both obsessing over fictional characters. The difference is this story jumped straight to the sex without having to break down the chemistry of sweat or a million poorly done photoshops or creepy "can I nom her head?"-escapades, which let's be fair is 95% because of sexual attraction. Everything is horrible. Also deporting people with different opinions is kind of bad. I can't believe you would joke about that. Have you no shame? You're a horrible person.

PS. I too support bearded Shepard. She'd look awesome.

Yeah fair enough I guess (though it's still pretty bloody disturbing you can come up with that). It analogises with my perceptions of the difference between manga and hentai. They're identical except that one form is heavily sexually repressed. Also, yes I'd totally deport sexual deviants; and no I have no shame, I'm a conservative.

PS. Is that because you find bearded women attractive?

Modifié par Comsky159, 01 août 2011 - 12:24 .

[Severyx]

At first I was like *Sigh coupled with a headshake*

Then I was like *longneckreactionguy.jpg*

[Ghost Warrior]

I think now we had at least one LI request for every character in ME universe. Wait,what about Urz?

[alex90c]

Ghost Warrior wrote...

I think now we had at least one LI request for every character in ME universe. Wait,what about Urz?

Yup, Urz too.

[Grunker]

jreezy wrote...

 What the heck did the OP just suggest!? I believe I have no understanding of humanity anymore. Can we please get this thread not only locked but deleted as well so no one stumbles across this?

Yes! Save us poor humans, censorship, save us! 

[solosolo]

Shepard lay on the plasti-bed, naked and quivering, his cheeks spread. He'd be here soon, after so many long months in deep space, to take him, ravish him, dominate him. Shepard fidgeted nervously at the thought of those strong Volus arms wrapped around him, that considerable weight bearing down on him, punishing him. So many impure thoughts had played through his mind during their long seperation, and he needed to be punished.

Just then, he heard the bedroom door slide open, and a voice rasp, "Shepard.". Shephard froze, breathing heavily. His mind was blank with passion. He could hear the unzipping of zips, so many zips, as the Volus removed his Volus-suit. But not the mask. Never the mask. Shepard bit his lip as he felt his lover clamber onto the bed, mounting him, entering him, his massive gut gyrating against Shepards toned asscheeks. It consumed him,

"Oh Stanley!", Shepard moaned as he felt the Volus implement jerk violently in his most precious of regions. The Volus shivered, and cried out.

"END OF LINE.".

Modifié par solosolo, 01 août 2011 - 04:06 .

[DoctorTurkleton]

solosolo wrote...

Shepard lay on the plasti-bed, naked and quivering, his cheeks spread. He'd be here soon, after so many long months in deep space, to take him, ravish him, dominate him. Shepard fidgeted nervously at the thought of those strong Volus arms wrapped around him, that considerable weight bearing down on him, punishing him. So many impure thoughts had played through his mind during their long seperation, and he needed to be punished.

Just then, he heard the bedroom door slide open, and a voice rasp, "Shepard.". Shephard froze, breathing heavily. His mind was blank with passion. He could hear the unzipping of zips, so many zips, as the Volus removed his Volus-suit. But not the mask. Never the mask. Shepard bit his lip as he felt his lover clamber onto the bed, mounting him, entering him, his massive gut gyrating against Shepards toned asscheeks. It consumed him,

"Oh Stanley!", Shepard moaned as he felt the Volus implement jerk violently in his most precious of regions. The Volus shivered, and cried out.

"END OF LINE.".

Greetings -wheeze-, Earth-clan! Your story -wheeze- amuses Turkle -wheeze-ton! Many -wheeze- thanks!

[Alright-Television]

Comsky159 wrote...

Alright-Television wrote...

It's both obsessing over fictional characters. The difference is this story jumped straight to the sex without having to break down the chemistry of sweat or a million poorly done photoshops or creepy "can I nom her head?"-escapades, which let's be fair is 95% because of sexual attraction. Everything is horrible. Also deporting people with different opinions is kind of bad. I can't believe you would joke about that. Have you no shame? You're a horrible person.

PS. I too support bearded Shepard. She'd look awesome.

Yeah fair enough I guess (though it's still pretty bloody disturbing you can come up with that). It analogises with my perceptions of the difference between manga and hentai. They're identical except that one form is heavily sexually repressed. Also, yes I'd totally deport sexual deviants; and no I have no shame, I'm a conservative.

PS. Is that because you find bearded women attractive?

I didn't write it. I just posted it.

Bearded ladies are hot.

[McBaal]

Okeee...This is creeping me off. Cya

[Ghost Warrior]

alex90c wrote...

Ghost Warrior wrote...

I think now we had at least one LI request for every character in ME universe. Wait,what about Urz?

Yup, Urz too.

That's some f*cked up sh*t

[Xarathox]

Severyx wrote...

At first I was like *Sigh coupled with a headshake*

Then I was like *longneckreactionguy.jpg*

[Unpleasant Implications]

No, seriously. WHERE THE HELL IS A MOD!?

[Chris Priestly]

Sorry, too graphic. Please keep your sex fiction off the forums.


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