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[PauseforEffect]

Grunt: Shepard
Shepard: ....*sigh* It's just not the same without Wrex saying it...

Garrus: Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibr-
Shepard: For the love of all I've shot Garrus! You have GOT to get a different pasttime!

Thane: Need something?
Shepard: The number to your tailor. I want a jacket like that!

*After MIranda explains how her father used only his own genetic code to make her*
Shepard: So you're telling me that your dad has a Virgin Mary complex? Ahahahaha! Oh, the psycologists will love this one-I mean, that's horrible, how could he do that?!

*After listening to Tali the first time she's settled on the Normandy since Haestrom*
Shepard: .....I swear this is the same conversation we had 2 years ago....Tali, no offense, but do you have any stories from your Pilgrimage or something that doesn't make you sound like a Flotilla wikipedia?

Samara: I have foresworn all worldly possessions, save for armor and some weapons
Shepard: Sooo, is that why you've resorted to crushing that merc's neck with your boot? Because you ran out of ammo and had no credits to pay for it? Man, that sucks being broke.

*To Ashley/Kaiden on Horizon*
Shepard: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HAPPY FACE OF CERBERUS?! *crazy eye twitch*

Jacob: Shepard, need something?
Shepard: Better dialogue. And a greeting that doesn't sound like harrassment.

Legion: Shepard Commander
Shepard: Legion trophy-bot!

*After Mordin's discussion on romantic health warnings*
Shepard: Alright, Alright Mordin! I'll stop bothering you!

Jack: Hey
Shepard: Soooo, do you ever get cold wearing that bra-strap?

And that's how Shepard would lose nearly every teammate's loyalty.
Or die. Whichever happens first.
Whoever's got a funnier line, I would love to read it

[PauseforEffect]

Thank you. Yes, it's not original, but there's always those thoughts that you want to say even if it's going to get you slapped. Hard.

[alex90c]

PrimalEden wrote...

Grunt: Shepard
Shepard: ....*sigh* It's just not the same without Wrex saying it...

Garrus: Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibr-
Shepard: For the love of all I've shot Garrus! You have GOT to get a different pasttime!

Thane: Need something?
Shepard: The number to your tailor. I want a jacket like that!

*After MIranda explains how her father used only his own genetic code to make her*
Shepard: So you're telling me that your dad has a Virgin Mary complex? Ahahahaha! Oh, the psycologists will love this one-I mean, that's horrible, how could he do that?!

*After listening to Tali the first time she's settled on the Normandy since Haestrom*
Shepard: .....I swear this is the same conversation we had 2 years ago....Tali, no offense, but do you have any stories from your Pilgrimage or something that doesn't make you sound like a Flotilla wikipedia?

Samara: I have foresworn all worldly possessions, save for armor and some weapons
Shepard: Sooo, is that why you've resorted to crushing that merc's neck with your boot? Because you ran out of ammo and had no credits to pay for it? Man, that sucks being broke.

*To Ashley/Kaiden on Horizon*
Shepard: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HAPPY FACE OF CERBERUS?! *crazy eye twitch*

Jacob: Shepard, need something?
Shepard: Better dialogue. And a greeting that doesn't sound like harrassment.

Legion: Shepard Commander
Shepard: Legion trophy-bot!

*After Mordin's discussion on romantic health warnings*
Shepard: Alright, Alright Mordin! I'll stop bothering you!

Jack: Hey
Shepard: Soooo, do you ever get cold wearing that bra-strap?

And that's how Shepard would lose nearly every teammate's loyalty.
Or die. Whichever happens first.
Whoever's got a funnier line, I would love to read it

:lol:

[TexasToast712]

 Miranda: "Iam in charge."
Shepard: "Shut up B*tch."
Miranda:....................

Aria: "Dont f*ck with Aria."
Shepard: "B*tch Please....."

Modifié par TexasToast712, 01 août 2011 - 11:47 .

[bleetman]

"I'm a biotic. Let me know when you want me to hit them with the good stuff"
"Jacob, is it? Listen, I'm sure your little pull is great and all, but I used to throw krogan battlemasters around like rag dolls. My warps have destroyed geth tanks. I once encased a thresher maw in a stasis field and gunned it down on foot with only my side arm. Go wait in the corner"

Modifié par bleetman, 01 août 2011 - 11:52 .

[Shroom man]

Kasumi: I have to say, that Jacob, mmmmm...

Shepard: Immediately walk over to the lounge and make myself the strongest drink while she finishes.

[Xarathox]

Not so much a teammate...

Aria: Omega has no titled ruler, and only one rule...don't f*ck with Aria.

Shepard: Lady I've killed mercs, Geth, Spectre's, and sapient warships wanting to snuff out every living being in the galaxy. You? ain't ****, but a spec on the bottom of my boot.

Modifié par Xarathox, 02 août 2011 - 12:02 .

[CrookedAsylum]

Xarathox wrote...

Not so much a teammate...

Aria: Omega has no titled ruler, and only one rule...don't f*ck with Aria.

Shepard: Lady I've killed mercs, Geth, Spectre's, and sapient warships wanting to snuff out every living being in the galaxy. You? ain't ****, but a spec on the bottom of my boot.

This, so much this.

[Ghost Warrior]

The OP made me laugh.Really,I want more!

[Ryzaki]

Aria: I AM OMEGA

Shepard: So you're a scum filled wreck that lets mercenaries, bounty hunters and the scourge of the galaxy come in and out of you as they please?

/stolen from someone else.

[xassantex]

"have you got a minute?"
 "can it wait , i'm in the middle of some calibrations"
"WHAAAAAAAAAaaa! WHaaaaaaaaaa! Whaaaaaaaa " *runs out*

Modifié par xassantex, 02 août 2011 - 12:16 .

[Caseshep]

hahahahaha awesome
I wish Shep really could say that to Jacob.


And, maybe they would appreciate Shep's blunt honesty.

[Golden Owl]

*To Ashley/Kaiden on Horizon*
Shepard: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HAPPY FACE OF CERBERUS?! *crazy eye twitch*

LMAO.......I LOVE this!...
............................................................................................................................................................................................

Miranda: I'm perfect.
Shep: Ah...ok...if you say so...thats not how I would have described you....
Miranda: I have had a hard life.
Shep: Dry your eyes princess...Next!...Oh, hello Jack, whats sup'.

Modifié par Golden Owl, 02 août 2011 - 12:30 .

[AnimaTempli101]

To Jack:

"For god's sake woman! We've all got problems! Zaeed got shot in the face, Grunt was bred for a single purpose, as was Miranda, Tali just had to deal with her father's death, Garrus had to deal with the death of people HE inspired. Jacob's father turned out to be an tyrant, who treated his female crewmembers like toys. Samara had to execute her own daughter and Thane is dying. AND FOR ****'S SAKE I DIED!!! Stop being the stereotypical ****!"

I have not had that on my chest for a long time.

[CrookedAsylum]

AnimaTempli101 wrote...

To Jack:

"For god's sake woman! We've all got problems! Zaeed got shot in the face, Grunt was bred for a single purpose, as was Miranda, Tali just had to deal with her father's death, Garrus had to deal with the death of people HE inspired. Jacob's father turned out to be an tyrant, who treated his female crewmembers like toys. Samara had to execute her own daughter and Thane is dying. AND FOR ****'S SAKE I DIED!!! Stop being the stereotypical ****!"

I have not had that on my chest for a long time.

More than that, stop using it as justification of every wrong thing you did.

Freaking Jack...

[AssassinsReign]

Turian ****rancher Councillor: "Ah yes Reapers, blah blah blah blah, we have dismissed that claim"

Shepard: Listen you fat Turian F@#$, do you enjoy standing there dismissing all of my evidence and bashing my missions that affect the entire galaxy? You are lucky to be a talking hologram to me right now, because if we ever meet face-to-face again, you and your ugly face are going to be kissing the geth scraps still stuck under my armor boots. JOKER, CUT THIS CHANNEL *walk off super cool like*

Modifié par AssassinsReign, 02 août 2011 - 12:54 .

[GodWood]

AnimaTempli101 wrote...
To Jack:

"For god's sake woman! We've all got problems! Zaeed got shot in the face, Grunt was bred for a single purpose, as was Miranda, Tali just had to deal with her father's death, Garrus had to deal with the death of people HE inspired. Jacob's father turned out to be an tyrant, who treated his female crewmembers like toys. Samara had to execute her own daughter and Thane is dying. AND FOR ****'S SAKE I DIED!!! Stop being the stereotypical ****!"

I have not had that on my chest for a long time.

Yeah, how dare that b*tch.
She was only kidnapped as a child, beaten, tortured, drugged, experimented on, cut-up, raped, put in solitary confinement, captured by pirates, used by pirates, raped by pirates, gang-raped in prison (by both prisoners and guards), dying of neural degeneration and a bunch of other sh*t.

How dare she acknowledge how sh*t her life is!

[Dhiro]

"Pants down, Zaeed."

:|

[Xarathox]

GodWood wrote...

AnimaTempli101 wrote...
To Jack:

"For god's sake woman! We've all got problems! Zaeed got shot in the face, Grunt was bred for a single purpose, as was Miranda, Tali just had to deal with her father's death, Garrus had to deal with the death of people HE inspired. Jacob's father turned out to be an tyrant, who treated his female crewmembers like toys. Samara had to execute her own daughter and Thane is dying. AND FOR ****'S SAKE I DIED!!! Stop being the stereotypical ****!"

I have not had that on my chest for a long time.

Yeah, how dare that b*tch.
She was only kidnapped as a child, beaten, tortured, drugged, experimented on, cut-up, raped, put in solitary confinement, captured by pirates, used by pirates, raped by pirates, gang-raped in prison (by both prisoners and guards), dying of neural degeneration and a bunch of other sh*t.

How dare she acknowledge how sh*t her life is!

No one said her life wasn't difficult. But using it to justify to lash out at everyone and everything is pretty much childish.

For all the **** she had endured, someone else in the galaxy had it far worse.

[IronSabbath88]

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Shepard: Dude, SERIOUSLY? Still?!

[Ianamus]

Xarathox wrote...

GodWood wrote...

AnimaTempli101 wrote...
To Jack:

"For god's sake woman! We've all got problems! Zaeed got shot in the face, Grunt was bred for a single purpose, as was Miranda, Tali just had to deal with her father's death, Garrus had to deal with the death of people HE inspired. Jacob's father turned out to be an tyrant, who treated his female crewmembers like toys. Samara had to execute her own daughter and Thane is dying. AND FOR ****'S SAKE I DIED!!! Stop being the stereotypical ****!"

I have not had that on my chest for a long time.

Yeah, how dare that b*tch.
She was only kidnapped as a child, beaten, tortured, drugged, experimented on, cut-up, raped, put in solitary confinement, captured by pirates, used by pirates, raped by pirates, gang-raped in prison (by both prisoners and guards), dying of neural degeneration and a bunch of other sh*t.

How dare she acknowledge how sh*t her life is!

No one said her life wasn't difficult. But using it to justify to lash out at everyone and everything is pretty much childish.

For all the **** she had endured, someone else in the galaxy had it far worse.

Like poor Talitha