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[ArcanaLegacy]

HA! I love alot of the posts being made

Garrus: "You know me. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."
*BEST 5 seconds of awkward silnece EVER*
Garrus: "Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible."
Shepard: Horrible you say? More like EXACTLY where I wanted it to go......*grin*
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Legion: "There was a hole."
Shepard: Well you didnt do a good job. There's STILL is a hole......
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Thane: *suddenly reliving memories again*
Shepard: *runs out the room* DR.CHAKWAS!!! MORDIN!!!! HURRY! THANES'S HAVING A SEIZURE!!!! HELP!!!
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Jacob: "She deserves a better man than I."
Shepard: .......what the hell is THAT suppose to mean. Miranda deserves better than ME!? >:l
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Liara: "Garrus is calibrating more than the normandy's guns!"
Shepard: Hey give me some slack. It wasnt easy to get him to calibrate something else for a change.
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*during trial*
Tali: "Im looking for my father you Bosh'tet!"
Shepard: YEA! WHAT SHE SAID! U BOSH'TET! OBJECTION!

[LOLandStuff]

Hi Mordin, how's your sex life?

www.youtube.com/watch

[stysiaq]

To Jacob:
- Hey, did you ever notice, that Mirandas ass is like two times wider than yours?

[CuseGirl]

Garrus: Can it wait, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Shepard: Then what the hell are Ken and Gabby doing with those FBA couplings........
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Miranda: I've cleared the engine room.
Shepard: You DO know there's two rather LARGE windows above the engine room? I'm just sayin'.....

Modifié par CuseGirl, 07 août 2011 - 08:55 .

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

To Samara and Kasumi:Just stand there for a while,I'm gonna soak this in for a while.
To Mordin:Farming equipment? Tell me more.
To Jack:Those glasses are hideous,but you...and don't kill me.
To Jacob:Shut up or I'll have Grunt escort you to the nearest airlock.
To Grunt: Shepard-"Grunt" Grunt-"Shepard".
To Thane:We are building a dojo and you are teaching me those martial arts.
To Garrus:Thanix cannons must be the most high maintenance weapons in the galaxy,or you're doing it wrong.
To Miranda:Go stand with Samara and Kasumi,I dropped something over there.
To Zaeed:The tank taught Grunt for a while,it is your turn to train him.
To Tali:So...you can't *cough* ingest huh?....We'll make it work.
To Legion:Domo arigato Mr.Roboto....So tell me more about the future you are building.
To Gabby:So...you and Ken, you're not dating are you?
To Ken:Your shirt is the wrong color.

[CuseGirl]

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...
To Ken:Your shirt is the wrong color.

explain?

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

CuseGirl wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...
To Ken:Your shirt is the wrong color.

explain?

Star trek lol he is an engineer he should have a goldish green shirt

[CuseGirl]

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

CuseGirl wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...
To Ken:Your shirt is the wrong color.

explain?

Star trek lol he is an engineer he should have a goldish green shirt

hmmm, i've never delibrately watched Star Trek, only when my Dad commandeers the TV.

[green_lemur]

to Ash: I hote you so much.

I love when you let her dies on vermire Shep says that it was so sad while I was klad she was gone. KAIDEN 4 LIFE!

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

CuseGirl wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

CuseGirl wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...
To Ken:Your shirt is the wrong color.

explain?

Star trek lol he is an engineer he should have a goldish green shirt

hmmm, i've never delibrately watched Star Trek, only when my Dad commandeers the TV.

I've never watched it either,actually I watched one episode cause it was the only thing on at 3 in the morning.

[PauseforEffect]

O_O
Wow, it's still going!
This has been a really good run. Thanks everyone for some of the best laughs I've ever had.
Am hitting my limit on snappy lines, but let's see if I've got any left....
*After Ashley shoots Wrex on Virmire
(Female) Shepard:......Kaiden, why is it just Ashley defending me from a towering krogan holding a shotgun at me? You did say how important it was to you in protecting your girl! Where's the studly dude that snapped a turian's neck to protect Rana! Waaaaahhh!
*Later on in the meeting room*
Shepard: Ok, I'm just going to say it out loud. Ashley, you are more manly than Kaiden. Oh stop glaring, dude, you officially got neutered when she shot a krogan and got away with it.

[Golden Owl]

ArcanaLegacy wrote...

HA! I love alot of the posts being made

Garrus: "You know me. I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink."
*BEST 5 seconds of awkward silnece EVER*
Garrus: "Wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible."
Shepard: Horrible you say? More like EXACTLY where I wanted it to go......*grin*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Legion: "There was a hole."
Shepard: Well you didnt do a good job. There's STILL is a hole......
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Thane: *suddenly reliving memories again*
Shepard: *runs out the room* DR.CHAKWAS!!! MORDIN!!!! HURRY! THANES'S HAVING A SEIZURE!!!! HELP!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...............EDIT...........
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Liara: "Garrus is calibrating more than the normandy's guns!"
Shepard: Hey give me some slack. It wasnt easy to get him to calibrate something else for a change.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*during trial*
Tali: "Im looking for my father you Bosh'tet!"
Shepard: YEA! WHAT SHE SAID! U BOSH'TET! OBJECTION!

I LOVE these!!.....

[BlueMagitek]

Shepard: Garrus, about these "calibrations"...
Garrus: Don't worry Shepard, I'm almost done with this round.
Shepard: Right. Well, I just wanted you to know that if you needed to go to, say, Omega, for any reason, that's fine, I'll even get a few suggestions from Aria.
Garrus: What?
Shepard: I remembered how you wanted to take out Grunt for some dances so I put two and two together; just let me know, don't worry man, I don't think any differently of you.
Garrus: ...I'm just trying to optimize the guns.
Shepard: Alright, alright, I'll let you continue your "calibrations", just wanted to let you know.
Garrus: Does everyone think I'm a pervert?

Shepard: How's the Normandy holding up?
Gabby: She's doin' just fine, Captain. The upgrades you've had installed fit her like a charm.
Ken: Oh yeah, she's one dolled up lass now.
Shepard: Say, when we were escaping the Collector Ship, how was she doing?
Ken: She was nearing maximum capacity, Captain.
Gabby: She really got a workout there.
Shepard: So you could say that she was, oh, I don't know, giving it all she's got?
Ken: Aye, that'd be a fair assessment.
Shepard: ...Just say it.
Gabby: She's givin' it all she's got Captain!
Shepard: Thank you.

[Escapulario100]

- Kaidan: (When he screams ENEMIES EVERYWHERE) Dude... shut up
- Ash: I liked you best when I didn't know that you are racist
- Wrex: You my friend... ARE A BADASS X3
- Garrus: Can you teach me how to be as awesome as you are?
- Liara: So... you are blue...I should go (God, that was awkward)
- Tali: (JEEZ IN MY PANTS)
- Miranda: You f*ck*ng Cerber-
- Jacob: ...
- Grunt: I heard you download human porn, shall I bring Kelly here?
- Jack: You remind me Bold Britney Spear
- Samara: Can...can I touch them...?
- Morinth: (She is death, so let's move on)
- Mordin: You my friend... are made of pure concentrated win

[Computer_God91]

Grunt: Shepard
Shepard: Wrex does it better and he's alot cooler then you. At least I felt bad about leaving him in the bottom of the normandy all game.

*Ashley on Horizon*
Ashley: I thought you were dead commander, we all did.
Shepard: I was dead! How did you not see me get spaced and Joker not tell you he saw me floating around!

Ashley: you show up after two years and that's it. I would have followed you anywhere, commander.
Shepard: Again, I. WAS. DEAD. DEAD. Nothing to follow, for christs sake are you listening to me at all?

Ashley: *goes on about you being with cerberus and how they might be behind the missing colonies*
Shepard: I'm not working for Cerberus, I was resurrected by them so thank them. Otherwise I'd be in a coffin. Also, They aren't behind the colony attacks it's the collectors. My team mates, and Joker can tell you. There's got to be a vid around here....

Ash: I don't believe you and don't trust Cerberus
Shepard: GOD, you can't be listening to anything I'm saying. Seriously, you're talking to me, SHEPARD. After the crap we been through you should automatically listen to me.

Thanks Bioware writers for making Ash look dumb and Shepard not saying anything that could have helped the situation.

Council: We think you're being manipulated by Cerberus and don't trust you.
Shepard: ... I can't wait to tell you "I told you so." When the Reapers show up and murder your asses.

[F00lishG]

STFU Miranda.

[alex90c]

jreezy wrote...

I don't understand how Wrex is more awesome than Grunt.

It's just ... the natural order of things.

Wrex > Grunt

Besides, Wrex gives Shepard that bone crushing handshake when you meet him again on Tuchanka.

[alex90c]

jreezy wrote...

alex90c wrote...

jreezy wrote...

I don't understand how Wrex is more awesome than Grunt.

It's just ... the natural order of things.

Wrex > Grunt

Besides, Wrex gives Shepard that bone crushing handshake when you meet him again on Tuchanka.

Wrex and grunt are equal in awesomeness in my opinion.

The Shadow Broker's data on Grunt was pretty awesome

Modifié par alex90c, 08 août 2011 - 10:52 .

[zvbxrpl]

Jack: Look, I know you don't have any good reason to trust me, but when you get the chance, look up a place called Akuze. I am not Cerberus' lapdog.

Tali: You're a sweet kid, but I'm not interested. I mean, listen to yourself, talking like you're gonna risk your life to sleep with your hero. Well, first, I'm not a hero. I'm the big gun the galaxy needs right now to fight the Reapers, but I'm not a hero. I've done some pretty awful stuff in the name of getting the bad guys. Case in point, Cerberus. Second, I don't know what you're thinking sex with me will be like, but it's just sex. It's not some magical romantic achievement that makes you perfect and fulfilled, and it certainly isn't worth a case of space ebola. So get me out of your system however you need to, and go find some guy your age to be young and foolish with. And believe me, I know how much it hurts to be rejected by someone who's telling you it's for the best, but it really is for the best.

[Gibril]

 To Joker: WAS THAT PORN?!?!To Kelly: Okay, you're a shrink, I had bad experiences with shrinks as a kid... No, wait, that was a shrinky-dink, my bad.To Thane: You, my friend, are the coolest assassin I have ever met, then again, you're the only assassin I've ever met....To Tali: Hey, I like your hair- I mean, cloth over your helmet... Uhmm... See you later.To Miranda: You're freaking PERFECT, WHY ARE YOU UPSET?!?!To Jack: Hey, Now that I have told TIM off, and that we're no longer Cerberus, wanna be pirates, maybe I'll plunder you're booty... (insta-kill by Jack)
To Grunt: ...
To Zaeed: You look and sound like a hunter I saw in a movie about dinosaurs once...
To Kasumi: Hey, have you seen my wallet? The gold one with about  a few million in credits in it?
To Garrus: HOW F***ING LONG DOES A CALIBRATION TAKE?
To Legion: Hey, go infest a bunch of pigs... No, well, can you atlest speak in a demon voice?
To Samara: I don't understand how you've lived this long with a direct path to you're heart exposed...
To Jacob: So, you were a corsair? That's kinda like a pirate, right, just more sanctioned? Ok then, you should meet my friend in the Engine Room, her name is Captain Jack...
To Mordin: Wait, wait wait, slow down, I don't speak Chipmunks-on-crack.

[AdmiralCheez]

"Alright, crew. Let me break this down slowly. The Reapers, the Collectors, it was all a ruse. The real reason I recruited you was to be my personal sexual servants. Having gained your loyalty, I expect you to submit to my desires without question or complaint. For starters, Jacob, off with your shirt. Miranda and Samara? Come closer, as I want to touch your boobies."

And then Shepard is thrown out the airlock.

[Luigitornado]

Miranda: Why, Nicket? Why did you betray me?
FemShepard: How do you want to handle this, Miranda?
Miranda: Bowchigawowow....

Modifié par Luigitornado, 08 août 2011 - 09:36 .