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#26
AngelicMachinery

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Saphra Deden wrote...

Tali, your people didn't do anything wrong when they tried to destroy the geth.


That's like an option is everyone of Tali's conversations...

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Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Shepard : Dude seriously? we already beat the collectors, were just out here scanning planets is it THAT important!!

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Garrus - You're a Boss.
Zaeed - Not even I would want you pissed off at me.
Wrex - Shepard.
Miranda - Can I just cup one of them? Just for an instant?
Thane - You're a Boss.
Jacob - You're actually a really cool guy.
Grunt - Lets go get drunk!

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IronSabbath88

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"Shepard"

"Grunt"

"... Shepard"

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PiercedMonk

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Xarathox wrote...

GodWood wrote...

AnimaTempli101 wrote...
To Jack:

"For god's sake woman! We've all got problems! Zaeed got shot in the face, Grunt was bred for a single purpose, as was Miranda, Tali just had to deal with her father's death, Garrus had to deal with the death of people HE inspired. Jacob's father turned out to be an tyrant, who treated his female crewmembers like toys. Samara had to execute her own daughter and Thane is dying. AND FOR ****'S SAKE I DIED!!! Stop being the stereotypical ****!"

I have not had that on my chest for a long time.

Yeah, how dare that b*tch.
She was only kidnapped as a child, beaten, tortured, drugged, experimented on, cut-up, raped, put in solitary confinement, captured by pirates, used by pirates, raped by pirates, gang-raped in prison (by both prisoners and guards), dying of neural degeneration and a bunch of other sh*t.

How dare she acknowledge how sh*t her life is!


No one said her life wasn't difficult. But using it to justify to lash out at everyone and everything is pretty much childish.

For all the **** she had endured, someone else in the galaxy had it far worse.

Nobody on the Normandy. Most of them just have daddy issues.

Modifié par PiercedMonk, 02 août 2011 - 01:49 .


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Xarathox

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PiercedMonk wrote...

Xarathox wrote...

GodWood wrote...

AnimaTempli101 wrote...
To Jack:

"For god's sake woman! We've all got problems! Zaeed got shot in the face, Grunt was bred for a single purpose, as was Miranda, Tali just had to deal with her father's death, Garrus had to deal with the death of people HE inspired. Jacob's father turned out to be an tyrant, who treated his female crewmembers like toys. Samara had to execute her own daughter and Thane is dying. AND FOR ****'S SAKE I DIED!!! Stop being the stereotypical ****!"

I have not had that on my chest for a long time.

Yeah, how dare that b*tch.
She was only kidnapped as a child, beaten, tortured, drugged, experimented on, cut-up, raped, put in solitary confinement, captured by pirates, used by pirates, raped by pirates, gang-raped in prison (by both prisoners and guards), dying of neural degeneration and a bunch of other sh*t.

How dare she acknowledge how sh*t her life is!


No one said her life wasn't difficult. But using it to justify to lash out at everyone and everything is pretty much childish.

For all the **** she had endured, someone else in the galaxy had it far worse.

Nobody on the Normandy. Most of them just have daddy issues.


Shepard could be argued to have it worse.

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Ashley: A Williams has to be better than the best, if only to avoid suspicion.
Shepard: Wait a minute, you've been in the service for almost a decade, have exemplary scores, praised leadership ability, and are fully committed to the Alliance?
Ashley: Well...yeah...I guess...
Shepard: Well screw that! You're awarded a battlefield commission.

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Kaidan: No intentions Commander, just art appreciation.
Shepard: Come on, be honest with me.
Kaidan: Well, Dr. T'Soni is kinda cute I guess.
Shepard: You seem like a guy who's shy around women, why don't you go talk to her for a while? Live a little?
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AngelicMachinery wrote...

That's like an option is everyone of Tali's conversations...


Actually no, it isn't. You're forced to either not comment on it or to chastize her people for what they did. It's like with Daro'Xen and her statements on synthetics.

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I'm still annoyed that we were never given the option of handing xen the research In secret. Like she said, humanity could have reaped the benefits.

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Tali: "I won't let legion endanger the fleet by giving them more information"
Shepard: Tali, shut up! Jesus Christ, your people are trying to wipe out their race and you think you're the injured party here!? Did you not hear that the geth would like peace, but only if you quit trying to f*cking kill them???
Tali: But, but or homeworld!!!
Shepard: "Wah, wah our homeworld was taken by the geth, even though we attempted genocide..."
*Tali runs out of room, crying*
Legion: *Nods at me* Shepard Commander...

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Kelly : Commander ,You have unread messages in y...
Shep: I KNOW!!1!1!11

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Xarathox

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Saaziel wrote...

Kelly : Commander ,You have unread messages in y...
Shep: I KNOW!!1!1!11


This too. :lol:

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To question squaddies 180s on the Collector Base choice, mainly Legion's.

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Xarathox wrote...
No one said her life wasn't difficult. But using it to justify to lash out at everyone and everything is pretty much childish.

I don't believe she does use it as a justification for lashing out at everyone. It's just the reason that she does lash out at everyone.

For all the **** she had endured, someone else in the galaxy had it far worse.

A cold attitude.
Would you still maintain it when looking into the teary eyes of a RL rape victim or even a [incomingGodwin'slaw] holocaust survivor?

Xarathox wrote...

PiercedMonk wrote...
Nobody on the Normandy. Most of them just have daddy issues.

Shepard could be argued to have it worse.

Pfftt, hardly.
Unless you've crammed in some epic dark backstory that's never mentioned in game.

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Jacob: shut up! Just SHUT UP!

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Garrus - I love you.
Thane - I adore you, but your eyes kinda.. well.. let's just say I like you more with the shades on during your flashbacks. Sans flashbacks, you're still one super gorgeous malien.
Jack - Sooo.. come ME3, are you still not into girls?
Kasumi - Let's grab Jacob and Garrus and go dancing.
Wrex - You impress me and I respect you.
Kaidan/Ashley - Dude, let me explain.
Liara - Go away and/or die. Kthxbai.

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wuts a virgin mary complex?

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Neria Rose wrote...

Garrus - I love you.
Thane - I adore you, but your eyes kinda.. well.. let's just say I like you more with the shades on during your flashbacks. Sans flashbacks, you're still one super gorgeous malien.
Jack - Sooo.. come ME3, are you still not into girls?
Kasumi - Let's grab Jacob and Garrus and go dancing.
Wrex - You impress me and I respect you.
Kaidan/Ashley - Dude, let me explain.
Liara - Go away and/or die. Kthxbai.


Haha, I lol'd so hard at that for some reason. SO looking forward to that conversation next year.

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Kaidan/Ashley: "...Are you retarded? Why on earth would Garrus and Tali be working with Cerberus? THINK MAN!"  

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To Ashley/Kaidan on Horizon:

“Look, I know this looks bad. If I were in your position, I’d wonder too. But this isn’t about Cerberus, and don’t let that distract you from what’s really going on here. If Cerberus thinks they’re using me to their own ends, fine, let them think that. But I’m doing the same thing to them. I am going to find out where the colonists went, I am going to find out why they’re abducting humans, and I WILL stop them. I know you can’t come with me, I respect you too much to even ask you to just cut ties with the Alliance. But talk to Tali, talk to the quarians we met on Freedom’s Progress, and above all, demand that Captain Anderson fill you in on what’s really going on. You’ll see that I’m only doing this because I don’t see any other alternative. And by all means, if you see any alternatives I’ve missed, let me know as soon as you can. Good luck.”

To Liara:

“Seriously, Liara, we’re not friends.” (only a couple of my Shepards would say that)

To Wrex:

“Can you just drop the macho badass posturing for five seconds?”

To Garrus:

“So, who do you want me to help you get revenge on today?”

To Tali:

“Look, I know you want to save your father’s legacy and all, but what about the people who died on the Alarei? What about the children who are now motherless or fatherless, because of what your father did? You said yourself that your people would hold Rael’Zorah up as an example of one of the worst war criminals in your people’s history. Doesn’t that mean your father IS a war criminal? Why does a war criminal get to die a hero? Why is your father’s reputation in death more important than your own citizenship in the Migrant Fleet? Face it Tali, you’re too emotional about this, and lying to the Admiralty about your father is NOT the right call here. Your father’s actions caused the deaths of everyone on this ship, because he thought he knew better than the Admiralty. Well, I guess he was wrong, wasn’t he. And he should face the music, even in death. Someday you’ll thank me for this Tali. Or you won’t. But I can’t just ignore that mother’s plea to her child on that recording. I can’t just sweep this under the rug because you miss your daddy.”

To Miranda:

“Seriously Miranda, enough with the posing. Can you try not to seduce me for just five seconds please?”

To Jacob:

“You know, you come off like some kind of paragon of goodness and heroism and all that, but let’s be real, Jacob. You work for Cerberus. So the next time you want to mouth off to somebody I’ve just recruited, keep it to yourself, Cowboy.”

To Mordin:

“I just wanted you to know Mordin, after what happened on Tuchanka, I really see you in a different light. I respect you Mordin, and you’re one of the most valuable members of my crew. In case you didn’t know it already, I’ll always have your back.”

To Jack:

“You know, Princess, F-bombs and tattoos don’t make you look more grown up and badass, if anything they make you look childish. I get that you had the worst childhood of all time, but grow up already. Or get off my ship. Your choice.”

To Grunt:

“I’m dropping you off on Tuchanka. I really don’t know what to make of you, and I’m not convinced you’re up for this.”

To Legion:

“I think I need to get you to Captain Anderson, from a diplomatic standpoint, your story needs to be heard. I’m sure you could galvanize most of the Council races on your behalf, if you tell them what you told me.”

To Kasumi:

“Keep the memories Kasumi, and if you do find out anything incriminating about the Alliance, you let me know. If they’re dealing in shady business, it will be brought to light. Otherwise I might as well be a true-blue Cerberus stooge. But if I really believe in what the Alliance stands for, that means they’re not above the law either. So I want to know.”

To Zaeed:

“You’re off my ship. You endangered the lives of everyone in this facility for your stupid revenge game. You have no regard for anything but your own agenda, and I do not need that on my team. Go find Vido on your own, and I hope this time, his aim is a little better.”

To Thane:

“Don’t call me Siha. You may call me Shepard when we’re just talking, but I’m not your siha.”

To Samara:

“I really struggle with the necessity of working with Cerberus, Samara. On the one hand, I understand that there aren’t a whole lot of options, and the cause is just. But there are so many horrible things that Cerberus has to answer for. What would you do in my place, Samara?”

To Morinth:

“Did you really think that would work?”

Modifié par Siansonea II, 02 août 2011 - 03:26 .


#46
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"Tali, just shut up about your people's plight. You've brought it onto yourselves, and I honestly don't give a damn."

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IronSabbath88 wrote...

"Shepard"

"Grunt"

"... Shepard"


hahahaha .
infinite loop

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Siansonea II wrote...
To Tali:

“Look, I know you want to save your father’s legacy and all, but what about the people who died on the Alarei? What about the children who are now motherless or fatherless, because of what your father did? You said yourself that your people would hold Rael’Zorah up as an example of one of the worst war criminals in your people’s history. Doesn’t that mean your father IS a war criminal? Why does a war criminal get to die a hero? Why is your father’s reputation in death more important than your own citizenship in the Migrant Fleet? Face it Tali, you’re too emotional about this, and lying to the Admiralty about your father is NOT the right call here. Your father’s actions caused the deaths of everyone on this ship, because he thought he knew better than the Admiralty. Well, I guess he was wrong, wasn’t he. And he should face the music, even in death. Someday you’ll thank me for this Tali. Or you won’t. But I can’t just ignore that mother’s plea to her child on that recording. I can’t just sweep this under the rug because you miss your daddy.”


/em gives standing ovation

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Get in my belly!

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Jack - get some cloths on, learn what a space suit is and use it, and get off my ship

Miranda - I didn't elect you as XO, you look like a terrible barbie, get in touch with a space suit and make the air lock your best friend

Joker - when are you going to say you're sorry for you know...KILLING ME!

Tali - (mshep): I love you, can Quarians marry outside dextro circles? (fshep) When are we going to talk? I'm sick of being the needy sister around here! Clear a block in your schedule! (both sheps) take a freaking break, sit down, and where the hell is your room? Do you even sleep?

Garrus - If I hear calibrations one more time!

Grunt - I only woke you up because I needed a tank

Kaiden - (fshep) I was using you until Garrus became available.

Ash - I saved you because you were a tank not because you were pretty.

Liara - Did you get the multiple personality looked at yet?

Aria - you're dead I'm taking your club.


TIM: you're the bastard of all bastard there isn't enough words in the galactic language to express how much I hate you.

Shep: I died I've come back and I'm expect to work day 1? I'm on grievance leave.

Samara: Can I look at the Justicar booklet now? 

Modifié par Destroy Raiden , 02 août 2011 - 04:17 .