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What You've Always Wanted to Say to Other Teammates
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#77
Posté 02 août 2011 - 08:41
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Miranda : Now, let's finish you off!
Shep : About time.
Shep : About time.
#78
Posté 02 août 2011 - 08:50
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"Better hurry up Shephard, do you have any idea what I can do to this frigate?" (paraphrasing Jack)
"Do you know what a Tungsten plated round fired from a weapon at near relativistic speeds does to a Biotic's brainpan? No? The same thing it does to everything else..."
"Do you know what a Tungsten plated round fired from a weapon at near relativistic speeds does to a Biotic's brainpan? No? The same thing it does to everything else..."
#79
Posté 02 août 2011 - 09:00
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To Tali: "Do not do anything stupid against Legion."
To Garrus: "You've spent a week doing those calibrations! Are you using calibrations as a excuse to not talk to me? Or are you just slow?"
To Grunt: "Tank-bred."
To Wrex: "Urdnot."
To Miranda: "Hurry up with your work, I can't wait another time."
To Legion: "Defeat the Reapers in a dance off to weaken thier morale."
To Zaeed: "Are you going to get a real GF? It seems you only have jessie."
To Legion: "Let's see who will win in a match of Code of Honor, you..or EDI."
To Liara: "Can you update us on everything now that you are the Shadow Broker?"
To Tali: "I'm taken. Problem Tali?"
To Garrus: "You've spent a week doing those calibrations! Are you using calibrations as a excuse to not talk to me? Or are you just slow?"
To Grunt: "Tank-bred."
To Wrex: "Urdnot."
To Miranda: "Hurry up with your work, I can't wait another time."
To Legion: "Defeat the Reapers in a dance off to weaken thier morale."
To Zaeed: "Are you going to get a real GF? It seems you only have jessie."
To Legion: "Let's see who will win in a match of Code of Honor, you..or EDI."
To Liara: "Can you update us on everything now that you are the Shadow Broker?"
To Tali: "I'm taken. Problem Tali?"
#80
Posté 02 août 2011 - 09:03
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Morinth :so want to embrace eternity
Shepard:no I would die so I'm gonna shoot you
Shepard:no I would die so I'm gonna shoot you
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Posté 02 août 2011 - 09:06
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We''ve had enough calibrations from a certain turian crew member. We don't neeed Tali joining that club as well.Spanky Magoo wrote...
tali: no I dont wanna hear about your immune system, No I dont wanna hear about the flotilla or the geth, jesus cant you go calibrate something.
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Posté 02 août 2011 - 09:11
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You've made me hate Tali now, for good reason.Siansonea II wrote...
To Ashley/Kaidan on Horizon:
“Look, I know this looks bad. If I were in your position, I’d wonder too. But this isn’t about Cerberus, and don’t let that distract you from what’s really going on here. If Cerberus thinks they’re using me to their own ends, fine, let them think that. But I’m doing the same thing to them. I am going to find out where the colonists went, I am going to find out why they’re abducting humans, and I WILL stop them. I know you can’t come with me, I respect you too much to even ask you to just cut ties with the Alliance. But talk to Tali, talk to the quarians we met on Freedom’s Progress, and above all, demand that Captain Anderson fill you in on what’s really going on. You’ll see that I’m only doing this because I don’t see any other alternative. And by all means, if you see any alternatives I’ve missed, let me know as soon as you can. Good luck.”
To Liara:
“Seriously, Liara, we’re not friends.” (only a couple of my Shepards would say that)
To Wrex:
“Can you just drop the macho badass posturing for five seconds?”
To Garrus:
“So, who do you want me to help you get revenge on today?”
To Tali:
“Look, I know you want to save your father’s legacy and all, but what about the people who died on the Alarei? What about the children who are now motherless or fatherless, because of what your father did? You said yourself that your people would hold Rael’Zorah up as an example of one of the worst war criminals in your people’s history. Doesn’t that mean your father IS a war criminal? Why does a war criminal get to die a hero? Why is your father’s reputation in death more important than your own citizenship in the Migrant Fleet? Face it Tali, you’re too emotional about this, and lying to the Admiralty about your father is NOT the right call here. Your father’s actions caused the deaths of everyone on this ship, because he thought he knew better than the Admiralty. Well, I guess he was wrong, wasn’t he. And he should face the music, even in death. Someday you’ll thank me for this Tali. Or you won’t. But I can’t just ignore that mother’s plea to her child on that recording. I can’t just sweep this under the rug because you miss your daddy.”
To Miranda:
“Seriously Miranda, enough with the posing. Can you try not to seduce me for just five seconds please?”
To Jacob:
“You know, you come off like some kind of paragon of goodness and heroism and all that, but let’s be real, Jacob. You work for Cerberus. So the next time you want to mouth off to somebody I’ve just recruited, keep it to yourself, Cowboy.”
To Mordin:
“I just wanted you to know Mordin, after what happened on Tuchanka, I really see you in a different light. I respect you Mordin, and you’re one of the most valuable members of my crew. In case you didn’t know it already, I’ll always have your back.”
To Jack:
“You know, Princess, F-bombs and tattoos don’t make you look more grown up and badass, if anything they make you look childish. I get that you had the worst childhood of all time, but grow up already. Or get off my ship. Your choice.”
To Grunt:
“I’m dropping you off on Tuchanka. I really don’t know what to make of you, and I’m not convinced you’re up for this.”
To Legion:
“I think I need to get you to Captain Anderson, from a diplomatic standpoint, your story needs to be heard. I’m sure you could galvanize most of the Council races on your behalf, if you tell them what you told me.”
To Kasumi:
“Keep the memories Kasumi, and if you do find out anything incriminating about the Alliance, you let me know. If they’re dealing in shady business, it will be brought to light. Otherwise I might as well be a true-blue Cerberus stooge. But if I really believe in what the Alliance stands for, that means they’re not above the law either. So I want to know.”
To Zaeed:
“You’re off my ship. You endangered the lives of everyone in this facility for your stupid revenge game. You have no regard for anything but your own agenda, and I do not need that on my team. Go find Vido on your own, and I hope this time, his aim is a little better.”
To Thane:
“Don’t call me Siha. You may call me Shepard when we’re just talking, but I’m not your siha.”
To Samara:
“I really struggle with the necessity of working with Cerberus, Samara. On the one hand, I understand that there aren’t a whole lot of options, and the cause is just. But there are so many horrible things that Cerberus has to answer for. What would you do in my place, Samara?”
To Morinth:
“Did you really think that would work?”
#83
Posté 02 août 2011 - 09:26
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I blame Shepard too. For wasting time rescuing Joker's sorry and stubborn ass in the first place and not taking a seat next to Ash/Kaidan when s/he had the opportunity to.GodWood wrote...
One could argue those few seconds Joker dicked around trying to "save the Normandy" cost Shepard his life.jreezy wrote...
In what alternate universe did that happen in?<_<
I'd blame Shepard myself.
What the **** was he doing wasting time staring at the collector beam instead of getting into the escape pod as fast as possible?
#84
Posté 02 août 2011 - 10:06
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To Miranda: Get your **** off my face.
To Ashley/Kaidan on horizon: What ever you been smoking for the last 2 years, I want some!
To Ashley/Kaidan on horizon: What ever you been smoking for the last 2 years, I want some!
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Posté 02 août 2011 - 10:37
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To Thane: "lol. Cartesian dualism. That's, like, so 18th century."
To Liara: "I don't like you. I never liked you. I find your obsession with me creepy. So, please, leave me the **** alone."
To Zaeed: "You da man."
To Liara: "I don't like you. I never liked you. I find your obsession with me creepy. So, please, leave me the **** alone."
To Zaeed: "You da man."
#86
Posté 02 août 2011 - 10:40
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Miranda: *Going on about her perfect genetics*
Shepard: Your father was obviously running out of money when he got to the teeth then...
Garrus: Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Shepard: Why do you love the calibrations over me?
Shepard: Your father was obviously running out of money when he got to the teeth then...
Garrus: Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Shepard: Why do you love the calibrations over me?
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#87
Posté 02 août 2011 - 11:08
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To Liara: I should have never landed on Therum.
To the VS on Horizon: It was obviously only a one night stand. You don't know me at all. Let's keep it that way.
To Liara: I should have volunteered you on Virmire.
To Tali: So where do your suits rupture the easiest?
To Liara: Those are my dogtags. Mine!
To Grunt: I shot at you when we first met you rabid child. Let's try that with the Thanix this time.
To Liara: I should have tried harder to save your mother on Noveria. That way I could have Shepard-punched her for giving birth to you.
To Garrus: Here's some omni-gel for those 'calibrations'...
To Liara: Pureblood!
To the VS on Horizon: It was obviously only a one night stand. You don't know me at all. Let's keep it that way.
To Liara: I should have volunteered you on Virmire.
To Tali: So where do your suits rupture the easiest?
To Liara: Those are my dogtags. Mine!
To Grunt: I shot at you when we first met you rabid child. Let's try that with the Thanix this time.
To Liara: I should have tried harder to save your mother on Noveria. That way I could have Shepard-punched her for giving birth to you.
To Garrus: Here's some omni-gel for those 'calibrations'...
To Liara: Pureblood!
#88
Posté 02 août 2011 - 11:10
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That...wouldn't be wise to say to her lol.LilyasAvalon wrote...
Miranda: *Going on about her perfect genetics*
Shepard: Your father was obviously running out of money when he got to the teeth then...
#89
Posté 02 août 2011 - 11:14
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To Joker: "Get off my ship, EDI is doing your job now."
#90
Posté 02 août 2011 - 11:15
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To my whole crew from both games-I just want to say, that despite your issues, you're a crazy bunch, and I wouldn't fly into hell with anyone else.
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Posté 02 août 2011 - 11:25
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Sometimes i wonder if people play this because they hate certain chars
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Posté 02 août 2011 - 11:29
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That's the most supportive comment about characters I've ever read.Made Nightwing wrote...
To my whole crew from both games-I just want to say, that despite your issues, you're a crazy bunch, and I wouldn't fly into hell with anyone else.
#93
Posté 02 août 2011 - 12:13
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To Liara - I picked you up just before the Normandy was locked down. You helped me get to Ilos. We spoke, once. I do not love you, I don't know you well enough to even like you and actually, you're just creeping me out. To be honest. Oh and can I have my stuff back?
To Kaidan - Yeah sorry about the being dead thing - DID IT INCONVENIENCE YOU!!!!?
To Wrex - Wrex
To Joker - I've installed an ejector seat. Next time the Normandy's on fire, you'll be automatically tossed into an escape pod.
Eh, not too good but its late and my brains only half on ;-)
To Kaidan - Yeah sorry about the being dead thing - DID IT INCONVENIENCE YOU!!!!?
To Wrex - Wrex
To Joker - I've installed an ejector seat. Next time the Normandy's on fire, you'll be automatically tossed into an escape pod.
Eh, not too good but its late and my brains only half on ;-)
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#94
Posté 02 août 2011 - 12:28
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Garrus : Can it wait for a bit? I am in a middle of some calibrations.(for the zillionth time)
*Shepard takes out his gun and shoots him in the head*
Shepard :Calibrate that you DUMBF***
*Shepard takes out his gun and shoots him in the head*
Shepard :Calibrate that you DUMBF***
#95
Posté 02 août 2011 - 12:40
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Aria: DON@T F$^$£^% WITH ARIA!
Shepard: Thanks for the warning. I'll be sure to tell Yeoman Chambers, after all, we wouldn't want another outbreak of Scale Itch.
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Virmire Survior: Your working with Cerberus?! Are you out of your mind?! They're manipulating you!!
Shepard: I'm tired of your veiled insinuations! *FALCON PAWNCH!*
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Jacob: Commander?
FemShep: I'm so, SO sorry I keep talking to you like I'm some skanky cougar.
Shepard: Thanks for the warning. I'll be sure to tell Yeoman Chambers, after all, we wouldn't want another outbreak of Scale Itch.
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Virmire Survior: Your working with Cerberus?! Are you out of your mind?! They're manipulating you!!
Shepard: I'm tired of your veiled insinuations! *FALCON PAWNCH!*
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Jacob: Commander?
FemShep: I'm so, SO sorry I keep talking to you like I'm some skanky cougar.
#96
Posté 02 août 2011 - 12:42
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To Tali: Get off my ship.
Or that. Man I was so happy when choosing that option - to expose Rael - pissed off every single Quarian admiral whose ideas I hated. Making Tali miserable was just a bonus.
Siansonea II wrote...
To Tali:
“Look, I know you want to save your father’s legacy and all, but what about the people who died on the Alarei? What about the children who are now motherless or fatherless, because of what your father did? You said yourself that your people would hold Rael’Zorah up as an example of one of the worst war criminals in your people’s history. Doesn’t that mean your father IS a war criminal? Why does a war criminal get to die a hero? Why is your father’s reputation in death more important than your own citizenship in the Migrant Fleet? Face it Tali, you’re too emotional about this, and lying to the Admiralty about your father is NOT the right call here. Your father’s actions caused the deaths of everyone on this ship, because he thought he knew better than the Admiralty. Well, I guess he was wrong, wasn’t he. And he should face the music, even in death. Someday you’ll thank me for this Tali. Or you won’t. But I can’t just ignore that mother’s plea to her child on that recording. I can’t just sweep this under the rug because you miss your daddy.”
Or that. Man I was so happy when choosing that option - to expose Rael - pissed off every single Quarian admiral whose ideas I hated. Making Tali miserable was just a bonus.
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Posté 02 août 2011 - 12:44
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To Tali: Get off my ship.
Hey, it's my line
#98
Posté 02 août 2011 - 12:46
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Mine too,look at that.Mash Mashington wrote...
Upsettingshorts wrote...
To Tali: Get off my ship.
Hey, it's my line
#99
Posté 02 août 2011 - 12:50
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When first meeting Garrus.
Garrus: Shepard... I thought you were dead.
Shep: GARRUS! *tackles Garrus into a tight brohug* Damn is it good to see you here!
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Miranda: I was designed to be perfect.
Shep: Aah, but truly they are the imperfections that make someone perfect, so you're not perfect. But... If you're not perfect then that means you're imperfect and that would make you perfect... Oh god, I think I sprained my brain again. *leaves holding his head and whining in pain*
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Meeting Kaidan/Ashley
Shep: You're serious? I come back for you from the ****ing dead, and just because it took me two years you're this pissed off? Believe me I hate Cerberus more than anyone else, but I'll have to say at this point they've done a hell of a lot more for me than the alliance has! And what if I'm undercover? Ever think about that? I might be here on a spectre mission to infiltrate and destroy the organization! Of course you didn't. Because you're too damn concentrated on how much you have suffered. What about me? I DIED! So how about we put this all behind us, start of a clean slate, and you get on my ship like a good soldier! Don't you dare walk away from me!
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Liara: Either you pay me, or I flay you alive. With my mind.
Shep: *gone*
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Tali: I assumed you were undercover, maybe even planning to blow cerberus up. If that's the case I'll loan you a grenade.
Shep: Oh yeah, believe me Tali, once all this is over, you, me and Garrus are throwing every single person loyal to cerberus out of the airlock.
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Jacob: Don't forget to introduce yourself to EDI the ship's new AI.
Tali: *glare*
Shep: *glare and knuckle cracking* In my office... Right now...
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Tali: I don't want to... to share you.
Shepard: Share me? What? There's no-one other than you for me.
Tali: Oh well, then I'll talk to you later once you've made that clear to Miranda.
Shep: Mira-who?
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TIM: Don't turn your back on me Shepard, I made you, I brought you back from the dead!
Shep: Oh I'll do more than just turn my back on you. *turns back to the illusive man and unzips his pants dropping them to the ground and bending over to moon at TIM* You can just kiss my cybernetic ass! Joker, cut the connection. kthxbye I'm going to check on Tali.
When first meeting Garrus.
Garrus: Shepard... I thought you were dead.
Shep: GARRUS! *tackles Garrus into a tight brohug* Damn is it good to see you here!
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Miranda: I was designed to be perfect.
Shep: Aah, but truly they are the imperfections that make someone perfect, so you're not perfect. But... If you're not perfect then that means you're imperfect and that would make you perfect... Oh god, I think I sprained my brain again. *leaves holding his head and whining in pain*
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Meeting Kaidan/Ashley
Shep: You're serious? I come back for you from the ****ing dead, and just because it took me two years you're this pissed off? Believe me I hate Cerberus more than anyone else, but I'll have to say at this point they've done a hell of a lot more for me than the alliance has! And what if I'm undercover? Ever think about that? I might be here on a spectre mission to infiltrate and destroy the organization! Of course you didn't. Because you're too damn concentrated on how much you have suffered. What about me? I DIED! So how about we put this all behind us, start of a clean slate, and you get on my ship like a good soldier! Don't you dare walk away from me!
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Liara: Either you pay me, or I flay you alive. With my mind.
Shep: *gone*
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Tali: I assumed you were undercover, maybe even planning to blow cerberus up. If that's the case I'll loan you a grenade.
Shep: Oh yeah, believe me Tali, once all this is over, you, me and Garrus are throwing every single person loyal to cerberus out of the airlock.
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Jacob: Don't forget to introduce yourself to EDI the ship's new AI.
Tali: *glare*
Shep: *glare and knuckle cracking* In my office... Right now...
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Tali: I don't want to... to share you.
Shepard: Share me? What? There's no-one other than you for me.
Tali: Oh well, then I'll talk to you later once you've made that clear to Miranda.
Shep: Mira-who?
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TIM: Don't turn your back on me Shepard, I made you, I brought you back from the dead!
Shep: Oh I'll do more than just turn my back on you. *turns back to the illusive man and unzips his pants dropping them to the ground and bending over to moon at TIM* You can just kiss my cybernetic ass! Joker, cut the connection. kthxbye I'm going to check on Tali.
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Posté 02 août 2011 - 01:00
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Woops sorry, double post, I guess I pressed the quote button instead of edit...
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