To Liara: I don't love you. I rejected you now more times than I care to count and yet you continue to stalk me. You hunt for my body because you can't let me go. Huh? Did I miss something? I don't like you. Never have and never will. You keep personal items of mine on display in your quarters. That is just creeping me out and now you have the nerve to come back aboard my ship? I don't think so. Get off my ship! Now!
What You've Always Wanted to Say to Other Teammates
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#102
Posté 02 août 2011 - 01:29
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To Miranda: Miranda, I know you're wasting time on dating sites and talking to all kind of creeps who ask for pictures of you, naked if possible. So, quite telling me you're busy sending reports.
To Jacob: Jacob...I should go.
To Zaeed: Zaeed, find a team and go deal with the Reapers. I want a report on your mission by morning.
Tali: I want to discuss the weather and not the Flotilla. And when I say weather, I don't mean how hot or cold it is on one of your ships.
Legion: Legion, let's go to Afterlife. While there, do the robot-dance so I can impress the ladies and get laid.
Garrus: You're having serious issues. Go get laid too, you'll feel better.
Kasumi: Give me back my stuff.
Thane: Thane, I can't find my notebook. Give me a flashback of the things I did yesterday.
To Jacob: Jacob...I should go.
To Zaeed: Zaeed, find a team and go deal with the Reapers. I want a report on your mission by morning.
Tali: I want to discuss the weather and not the Flotilla. And when I say weather, I don't mean how hot or cold it is on one of your ships.
Legion: Legion, let's go to Afterlife. While there, do the robot-dance so I can impress the ladies and get laid.
Garrus: You're having serious issues. Go get laid too, you'll feel better.
Kasumi: Give me back my stuff.
Thane: Thane, I can't find my notebook. Give me a flashback of the things I did yesterday.
#103
Posté 02 août 2011 - 01:40
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WIN!!!LOLandStuff wrote...
Thane: Thane, I can't find my notebook. Give me a flashback of the things I did yesterday.
#104
Posté 02 août 2011 - 01:42
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This thread reminds me how weird Liara is if you don't romance her.
#105
Posté 02 août 2011 - 01:42
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Shep: Hey Garrus, have you got a minute?
Garrus: Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Shep: I'm afraid not, this is a priority assignment.
Garrus: Allright, what's going on?
Shep: I need you to calibrate the main gun.
Garrus: Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Shep: I'm afraid not, this is a priority assignment.
Garrus: Allright, what's going on?
Shep: I need you to calibrate the main gun.
#106
Posté 02 août 2011 - 01:44
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Ghost Warrior wrote...
WIN!!!LOLandStuff wrote...
Thane: Thane, I can't find my notebook. Give me a flashback of the things I did yesterday.
hahaha nice one
#107
Posté 02 août 2011 - 01:55
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Shepard spends the night with Tali. Garrus knocks.
Shepard: What?
Garrus: Shepard, we're getting close to Omega 4 Relay, shouldn't you get ready?
Shepard: Sorry Garrus, i'm in the middle of some Talibrations. Can it wait for a bit?
Shepard: What?
Garrus: Shepard, we're getting close to Omega 4 Relay, shouldn't you get ready?
Shepard: Sorry Garrus, i'm in the middle of some Talibrations. Can it wait for a bit?
#108
Posté 02 août 2011 - 02:16
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Illusive Man: You should set personal feelings aside, commander.
Shepard: AKUZE MOTHER F*****!
Miranda: Grab the quarian and call the shuttle to pick us up.
Shepard: ****...did you just give an order to your commanding officer?
Jacob: I'm just not a baggage kind of guy.
Shepard: ...*laughs* Okay, Kaidan. You can take off the makeup now.
Thane: Yes, Siha?
Shepard: No no no no no don't move! Hold still...damnit...I almost saw your pupils that time...
Thane: *sigh*
Legion: Shepard-Commander?
Shepard: I don't need to oil you up like Tin Man, do I?
Samara: Shepard.
Shepard: So...the Code doesn't rule against clevage?
Samara: What? This is standard Justicar uniform.
Shepard: Alright...well, so long as our enemies remain distracted, I say we stand a fighting chance.
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard: Wrex. Er, I mean...Grunt.
Mordin: Shepard. How can I help?
Shepard: Just wanted to say you're awesome, and I'm glad TIM assigned you to my mission.
Mordin: Still not interested.
Shepard: I wasn't...*sigh* Fine.
Garrus: Shepard. Need me for something?
Shepard: You are a good turian who stands up for justice against all odds. I honestly think I couldn't do this without you, Garrus. Also: Quarters. Now.
Zaeed: Shepard.
Shepard: *hands him brandy, has her own* Got another mission you feel like bragging about? I thought up a few of my own.
Kasumi: There you are!
Shepard: You were looking for me? Where were you looking? Is Thane teaching you how to crawl through the air ducts? THANE!
Jack: This desk was like my best friend. I'd crawl under it to cry. I was pathetic.
Shepard: You were a KID!
Tali: Shepard! What can I do for you?
Shepard: Tali, you're very sweet to want to clear your father's name after all those horrible experiments he performed on the Geth, and for single handedly killing everyone on his ship. Stupid. But sweet.
Gabby and Ken: *bickering*
Shepard: Would you two like for me to clear the engine room for the day?
Kelly: Commander, you have unread messages at your private terminal.
Shepard: NO I DON'T!
Joker: Commander.
Shepard: ...*snogs him*
Chakwas: How can I help you, Commander?
Shepard: I have another brandy! Let's drink until we can't see straight!
So yeah. That's pretty much it. A few overdone jokes, but they're fun. XD
Shepard: AKUZE MOTHER F*****!
Miranda: Grab the quarian and call the shuttle to pick us up.
Shepard: ****...did you just give an order to your commanding officer?
Jacob: I'm just not a baggage kind of guy.
Shepard: ...*laughs* Okay, Kaidan. You can take off the makeup now.
Thane: Yes, Siha?
Shepard: No no no no no don't move! Hold still...damnit...I almost saw your pupils that time...
Thane: *sigh*
Legion: Shepard-Commander?
Shepard: I don't need to oil you up like Tin Man, do I?
Samara: Shepard.
Shepard: So...the Code doesn't rule against clevage?
Samara: What? This is standard Justicar uniform.
Shepard: Alright...well, so long as our enemies remain distracted, I say we stand a fighting chance.
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard: Wrex. Er, I mean...Grunt.
Mordin: Shepard. How can I help?
Shepard: Just wanted to say you're awesome, and I'm glad TIM assigned you to my mission.
Mordin: Still not interested.
Shepard: I wasn't...*sigh* Fine.
Garrus: Shepard. Need me for something?
Shepard: You are a good turian who stands up for justice against all odds. I honestly think I couldn't do this without you, Garrus. Also: Quarters. Now.
Zaeed: Shepard.
Shepard: *hands him brandy, has her own* Got another mission you feel like bragging about? I thought up a few of my own.
Kasumi: There you are!
Shepard: You were looking for me? Where were you looking? Is Thane teaching you how to crawl through the air ducts? THANE!
Jack: This desk was like my best friend. I'd crawl under it to cry. I was pathetic.
Shepard: You were a KID!
Tali: Shepard! What can I do for you?
Shepard: Tali, you're very sweet to want to clear your father's name after all those horrible experiments he performed on the Geth, and for single handedly killing everyone on his ship. Stupid. But sweet.
Gabby and Ken: *bickering*
Shepard: Would you two like for me to clear the engine room for the day?
Kelly: Commander, you have unread messages at your private terminal.
Shepard: NO I DON'T!
Joker: Commander.
Shepard: ...*snogs him*
Chakwas: How can I help you, Commander?
Shepard: I have another brandy! Let's drink until we can't see straight!
So yeah. That's pretty much it. A few overdone jokes, but they're fun. XD
#109
Posté 02 août 2011 - 02:17
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Dhiro wrote...
"Pants down, Zaeed."
:|
This, Sweet baby Jesus
In all seriousness, I'd like to ask Liara why she couldn't have told Kaidan or Ashley that she gave Shepard's body to Cerberus and what her reasons were for doing so. Especially if you romanced them in ME1. As a friend (to Shepard and the VS) I'm sort of ticked that she apparently never said anything to them about it. I get that it was all like top secret, but still...it would have helped to avoid the miscommunication and "OMG U TRAITOR AND Y DIDNT U CALL ME. *flounce*" of Horizon. It could have prevented so much drama, Liara! D: I mean really
#110
Posté 02 août 2011 - 02:19
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Ashley
I've heard you can't tell the aliens from the animals. Who confuses you? The hanar merchant who operates the Emporium and sells the finest and most luxurious items that credits can buy? or the elcor ambassador who spoke about elcor history and culture? or the keeper who maintain the Citadel and its systems? or bug eyed monster Liara?
I've heard you can't tell the aliens from the animals. Who confuses you? The hanar merchant who operates the Emporium and sells the finest and most luxurious items that credits can buy? or the elcor ambassador who spoke about elcor history and culture? or the keeper who maintain the Citadel and its systems? or bug eyed monster Liara?
#111
Posté 02 août 2011 - 02:22
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Chloroforms wrote...
Dhiro wrote...
"Pants down, Zaeed."
:|
This, Sweet baby Jesus
In all seriousness, I'd like to ask Liara why she couldn't have told Kaidan or Ashley that she gave Shepard's body to Cerberus and what her reasons were for doing so. Especially if you romanced them in ME1. As a friend (to Shepard and the VS) I'm sort of ticked that she apparently never said anything to them about it. I get that it was all like top secret, but still...it would have helped to avoid the miscommunication and "OMG U TRAITOR AND Y DIDNT U CALL ME. *flounce*" of Horizon. It could have prevented so much drama, Liara! D: I mean really
First of all: YES to the Zaeed comment. Totally would.
As for the Liara not telling Kaidan or Ash...I never thought of that. Maybe she had no way to contact them - their files are classified, but I guess that doesn't leave them out of communications. Or, Liara just didn't want to tell them in case Cerberus couldn't bring Shep back.
#112
Posté 02 août 2011 - 02:29
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Chloroforms wrote...
Dhiro wrote...
"Pants down, Zaeed."
:|
This, Sweet baby Jesus
In all seriousness, I'd like to ask Liara why she couldn't have told Kaidan or Ashley that she gave Shepard's body to Cerberus and what her reasons were for doing so. Especially if you romanced them in ME1. As a friend (to Shepard and the VS) I'm sort of ticked that she apparently never said anything to them about it. I get that it was all like top secret, but still...it would have helped to avoid the miscommunication and "OMG U TRAITOR AND Y DIDNT U CALL ME. *flounce*" of Horizon. It could have prevented so much drama, Liara! D: I mean really
Miranda wasn't very optimistic about the Lazarus project.
"We may not be able to restore Shepard after all. The body is in worse shape than we expected."
I guess Liara didn't want to give them false hope.
#113
Posté 02 août 2011 - 02:29
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That line is full of winGhost Warrior wrote...
Mine too,look at that.Mash Mashington wrote...
Upsettingshorts wrote...
To Tali: Get off my ship.
Hey, it's my line
#114
Posté 02 août 2011 - 02:38
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Before SM.
Shepard: So does anyone want to solve my daddy issues? Nobody. Why I'm not surprised?
Shepard: So does anyone want to solve my daddy issues? Nobody. Why I'm not surprised?
Legion:phantomdragoness wrote...
Legion: Shepard-Commander?
Shepard: I don't need to oil you up like Tin Man, do I?
#115
Posté 02 août 2011 - 03:14
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to Liara
Shepard: Can I trade that awkward kiss for the affectionate hug you gave the other Shepards?
To Ashley and Kaidan
Shepard: You look like twins.
To Kaiden
Shepard: You know what? I should be talking to Liara, she doesnt get made when I talk to other Li in a friendly way. Jeez I wish I never romanced you.
To Garrus
Shepard: *high five* I mean *high three*
to Jack
Shepard: Where can I get some tats? Also, once the missions over I want you to help me toss Miranda out of the airlock.
To Miranda
Shepard: Did you really lose your Loyalty over a catfight with Jack? I thought you were better than that.
To Kelly
Shepard: So you're a psychologist right? Can you help me talk to, well almost everyone, about their Daddy issues, because I'm getting tried of doing it myself.
To Tali
Shepard: So if communicating without facial expressions is so hard, why can,t you just wear a transparent mask instead of a tinted one?
Shepard: Can I trade that awkward kiss for the affectionate hug you gave the other Shepards?
To Ashley and Kaidan
Shepard: You look like twins.
To Kaiden
Shepard: You know what? I should be talking to Liara, she doesnt get made when I talk to other Li in a friendly way. Jeez I wish I never romanced you.
To Garrus
Shepard: *high five* I mean *high three*
to Jack
Shepard: Where can I get some tats? Also, once the missions over I want you to help me toss Miranda out of the airlock.
To Miranda
Shepard: Did you really lose your Loyalty over a catfight with Jack? I thought you were better than that.
To Kelly
Shepard: So you're a psychologist right? Can you help me talk to, well almost everyone, about their Daddy issues, because I'm getting tried of doing it myself.
To Tali
Shepard: So if communicating without facial expressions is so hard, why can,t you just wear a transparent mask instead of a tinted one?
#116
Posté 02 août 2011 - 03:37
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phantomdragoness wrote...
Grunt: Shepard.
Shepard: Wrex. Er, I mean...Grunt.
#117
Posté 02 août 2011 - 03:41
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HAhahaaha,
you guys rock.
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last night on grunt's loyalty mission as i was busy luting all the credits before we got started, i got so fed up hearing Grunts " You have to hit the keystone Shepard " i turned around and shot him.
you guys rock.
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last night on grunt's loyalty mission as i was busy luting all the credits before we got started, i got so fed up hearing Grunts " You have to hit the keystone Shepard " i turned around and shot him.
#118
Posté 02 août 2011 - 03:50
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Tali: so hows the research your dads doing going?
Modifié par Anord, 02 août 2011 - 03:51 .
#119
Posté 02 août 2011 - 03:56
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Ahahaha! Haven't laughed this hard this often in so long! Genius stuff here guys.
Zaeed: Hey, don't touch. That's Jessie, my lucky charm
Shepard: Yes, they're always after your lucky charms.
*pokes the gun*
Dude, I dunno, the kind of love you show that gun makes me think of the way people regard adult toys.
*THWACK!!*
*Later autopsy reveals Shepard's death to be caused by several skull fractures from thrown knives*
Zaeed: Hey, don't touch. That's Jessie, my lucky charm
Shepard: Yes, they're always after your lucky charms.
*pokes the gun*
Dude, I dunno, the kind of love you show that gun makes me think of the way people regard adult toys.
*THWACK!!*
*Later autopsy reveals Shepard's death to be caused by several skull fractures from thrown knives*
#120
Posté 02 août 2011 - 03:57
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Now that's cruel.Anord wrote...
Tali: so hows the research your dads doing going?
#121
Posté 02 août 2011 - 03:57
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phantomdragoness wrote...
Jacob: I'm just not a baggage kind of guy.
Shepard: ...*laughs* Okay, Kaidan. You can take off the makeup now.
Awkward.
Modifié par lazuli, 02 août 2011 - 03:57 .
#122
Posté 02 août 2011 - 04:02
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This thread is full of win. Nice to have a thread which is actually fun. So please don't bring your hate into this and ruin it.
#123
Posté 02 août 2011 - 04:09
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Shepard: Edi take a picture of my (air quotes) "rape face" everyone's talking about.
Shepard: Miranda can you pick up that data pad I dropped slowly....no slower.
Shepard: Tali scratch my back please!
Shepard: Trust me Garrus football and baseball players wear their face paint like this all the time.
Shepard: Joker! Edi asked that you do that in your quarters mister!
Shepard: Liara your skin isn't the only thing blue between the two of us stay the night please!
Shepard: Miranda can you pick up that data pad I dropped slowly....no slower.
Shepard: Tali scratch my back please!
Shepard: Trust me Garrus football and baseball players wear their face paint like this all the time.
Shepard: Joker! Edi asked that you do that in your quarters mister!
Shepard: Liara your skin isn't the only thing blue between the two of us stay the night please!
#124
Posté 02 août 2011 - 04:13
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Kaidan: You turned your back on the alliance
Shep: no i didnt
Kaidan: Oh, okay then
*rides off together into the sunset*
Shep: no i didnt
Kaidan: Oh, okay then
*rides off together into the sunset*
#125
Posté 02 août 2011 - 04:16
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Thane: ... Eventually we suffocate
Shepard: Then don´t live on Kahje, or use breathers.
Thane: Drell have a close relationship with the Hanar. We rely on each other, the best we can do is keep our homes very dry inside.
Shepard: What kind of services the Hanar require of you, that you can´t use breathers to do it? No, forget i asked, i don´t want to know about it.
*Walks away disturbed*
Shepard: Then don´t live on Kahje, or use breathers.
Thane: Drell have a close relationship with the Hanar. We rely on each other, the best we can do is keep our homes very dry inside.
Shepard: What kind of services the Hanar require of you, that you can´t use breathers to do it? No, forget i asked, i don´t want to know about it.
*Walks away disturbed*
