1326 réponses à ce sujet

[Sylvianus]

let it down dor the love od god....

[didymos1120]

JakeMacDon wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

And I'm sure those 50 million would be ever so appreciative of you using their deaths as a rhetorical bludgeon because you're miffed about what a VIDEO GAME CHARACTER looks like.  Christ.

I'm not miffed by anything other than how seriously people are taking this nonsense of blonde/not-blonde.  The ridiculousness of my post is directly proportionate to the idiocy rampant in this thread and the passion people have for something this valueless.

Well, then...parody fail.  If you can't be reliably distinguished from those you're attempting to mock, that's a failure of communication. Unless you're deliberately going for the Poe thing, of course.  Judging by your reaction, however, you apparently weren't.

Is there nothing else in the world worth your arguing time? 

Very likely so.  Not that I'm spending much time actually arguing for a position on this thread.  Mostly just mocking/excoriating stuff that strikes me as especially stupid.

[GunMoth]

Fata Morgana wrote...

sotonohito55 wrote...

Of course she had an official face, let's not play games here. Her official face was the default face that popped up when you chose to play a female Shepard. Same as the official face for manshep was the default face that popped up when you chose to play a male Shepard.

The face you're talking about was one of several presets. The game just happened to start you on that preset, it didn't make it an official face.

Male Shep's face was different in that it was actually used in advertising. Saying that the first preset that comes up is the 'official' face is like saying that Shep is officially a soldier, since that's the first class choice you see when you customize. 

Honestly soto, your heart is in the right place - but you ignore so much information that is given to you. 

On your thread we already discussed how male shepard had a face model. Femshep did not. Like Fata said, the one you know and love is simply a preset. 

[the_one_54321]

TheNoisyNeutron wrote...

Rockworm503 wrote..
Indeed their actually hurting their cause by making women look like whiny brats who cry when they don't get their way.  Forget the blonde stereotype.  We got ourselves the mob mentality on facebook crying out for blood because their Shep isn't the one being represented.

^This

Yes.

In addition, when did it become fact that a female image can only be positive or progresive if she's not hot?

[Cipher1989]

Linda Hamilton is a blonde as Sarah Connor. And we all know she is the definition of barbie...

[didymos1120]

sotonohito55 wrote...

If you'd seen #5 without the N7 armor there's no way you'd have recognized her as femshep.

That's the problem.

No, that's your problem. 

[the_one_54321]

Cipher1989 wrote...
Linda Hamilton is a blonde as Sarah Connor. And we all know she is the definition of barbie...

Yup, big boobs, long legs and totally helpless.

[Rockworm503]

JakeMacDon wrote...

Rockworm503 wrote...

Nice didn't even bother reading anything in this thread did you?
good job attempting to make your personal hair color into a political statement but yours lost.

SATIRE.  Sheesh.  When you guys miss a point you really frigg'n miss it.

Yeah because the tone of how you were typing was so obvious.

[sael_feman]

I personally didn't vote for the blonde, instead I voted for the red head. I understand why the blonde is most popular though.

S'F'

[CroGamer002]

sotonohito55 wrote...

If you'd seen #5 without the N7 armor there's no way you'd have recognized her as femshep.

That's the problem.

You do know you can use the same argument for every other FemShep?

[the_one_54321]

Mesina2 wrote...

sotonohito55 wrote...
If you'd seen #5 without the N7 armor there's no way you'd have recognized her as femshep.

That's the problem.

You do know you can use the same argument for every other FemShep?

Yeah, the faces are almost all completely identical. And the bodies are identical. Incidentally, I voted for #6 because of the hair and coloring.

[wicked117]

didymos1120 wrote...

Is there nothing else in the world worth your arguing time? 

Very likely so.  Not that I'm spending much time actually arguing for a position on this thread.  Mostly just mocking/excoriating stuff that strikes me as especially stupid.

 Didy you crack me up

[Alexia89]

Why not just make the hair style and skin color changable on both default shepards....it cannot be "that" hard can it? Alpha Protocol did it.

[1136342t54_]

JakeMacDon wrote...

1136342t54 wrote...

Don't worry I tend to see posts like that as people who are just trolling others and really don't believe it. 

That saves me from having to think that people can be mind boggingly stupid :happy:

Don't worry, as you obviously missed my point as well.  *Shrug*

Alas.  No matter.  It was meant in jest and there will be those with no senses of humour - or who actually think this stupidity is important enough to get butthurt over.

Someone gots thems a problem, but is shur'shell not me.

Actually I didn't. If what you say is true then me assuming your post was basically a troll post was correct. 

[Errationatus]

didymos1120 wrote...

Well, then...parody fail.  If you can't be reliably distinguished from those you're attempting to mock, that's a failure of communication. Unless you're deliberately going for the Poe thing, of course.  Judging by your reaction, however, you apparently weren't.

You're accusing me of fail because I wasn't obvious enough for you?  Even with the end bit that pretty much said that if you didn't like FS look, you could change it - as you always can have done, and actually more or less spelled out that I wasn't serious?  Well, hell. 

I guess you is all superior and sh!t and I'll just crawl away abashed.

Or not.

Very likely so.  Not that I'm spending much time actually arguing for a position on this thread.  Mostly just mocking/excoriating stuff that strikes me as especially stupid.

Ah, I see.  Further evidence of your superiority over everyone else in this thread.  I see now.  I have been enlightened by the Crocaduck Genius, The-One-Who-Is-So-Unfathomably-Brilliant-and-Deservedly-Righteous-That-S/he-Can-Mock-The-Mockers.  Thy Metaphorical Penis is much larger than mine, O Great One!  Please, swing it some more - thy flag we shall salute thereupon!

Actually, I was mocking the general millieu of the thread, not anyone in particular herein (unless, of course, they ask/ed for it).  Are people worried that the story will be good?  Or the game mechanics, or anything pertinent to the actual game and it's future enjoyment? 

No.  They make a thread about f'n hair colour.  And then get butthurt.  I mock the waste of time over this nonsense.

Fortunately, however, again, we have You, O Superior Acumen Machine, here amongst us little people (those who can't make cogent points without wikis) to point out how wrong we are.

We are such the better for it.  You are a beacon of Penile Light in the darkness of our flagless ignorance.

*Salute*

[Rockworm503]

JakeMacDon wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...

Well, then...parody fail.  If you can't be reliably distinguished from those you're attempting to mock, that's a failure of communication. Unless you're deliberately going for the Poe thing, of course.  Judging by your reaction, however, you apparently weren't.

You're accusing me of fail because I wasn't obvious enough for you?  Even with the end bit that pretty much said that if you didn't like FS look, you could change it - as you always can have done, and actually more or less spelled out that I wasn't serious?  Well, hell. 

I guess you is all superior and sh!t and I'll just crawl away abashed.

Or not.

Very likely so.  Not that I'm spending much time actually arguing for a position on this thread.  Mostly just mocking/excoriating stuff that strikes me as especially stupid.

Ah, I see.  Further evidence of your superiority over everyone else in this thread.  I see now.  I have been enlightened by the Crocaduck Genius, The-One-Who-Is-So-Unfathomably-Brilliant-and-Deservedly-Righteous-That-S/he-Can-Mock-The-Mockers.  Thy Metaphorical Penis is much larger than mine, O Great One!  Please, swing it some more - thy flag we shall salute thereupon!

Actually, I was mocking the general millieu of the thread, not anyone in particular herein (unless, of course, they ask/ed for it).  Are people worried that the story will be good?  Or the game mechanics, or anything pertinent to the actual game and it's future enjoyment? 

No.  They make a thread about f'n hair colour.  And then get butthurt.  I mock the waste of time over this nonsense.

Fortunately, however, again, we have You, O Superior Acumen Machine, here amongst us little people (those who can't make cogent points without wikis) to point out how wrong we are.

We are such the better for it.  You are a beacon of Penile Light in the darkness of our flagless ignorance.

*Salute*

For someone who claims to be here just to make a joke you sure are going out of your way to be all serious about how butthurt you are that no one got your joke.

[Errationatus]

1136342t54 wrote...
Actually I didn't. If what you say is true then me assuming your post was basically a troll post was correct. 

No,  it was an opinion over the purileness of arguing over something you can/could/will be able to easily change.  Over the never-ending shallow bullsh!t that passes for "discussion" on these boards.

There are so many intelligent people here, and this is whatja get. 

Soma, anyone?  Sheesh.

[the_one_54321]

Olwydd wrote...
But don't take my word for it, 'cause apparantly I'm a bimbo, boring as hell, and a giant walking cliche. Sorry to offend you by my very existence.

You are a symbol of female oppression! Anti-feminism personified! Just because of the color of your hair. I really hope that you don't also have a nice body and that you're not popular. Otherwise people might start plotting to vandalize your house. How dare you be born in a manner corresponding with an image that was randomly assigned as symbolically negative! Shame on you!

(for the sake of Poe's law)

[1136342t54_]

JakeMacDon wrote...

1136342t54 wrote...
Actually I didn't. If what you say is true then me assuming your post was basically a troll post was correct. 

No,  it was an opinion over the purileness of arguing over something you can/could/will be able to easily change.  Over the never-ending shallow bullsh!t that passes for "discussion" on these boards.

There are so many intelligent people here, and this is whatja get. 

Soma, anyone?  Sheesh.

Interesting. You keep changing the reasons behind your post. First it was just a joke, then it was satire and now its an honest opinion.

If the post really didn't mean much then their is no point in constantly trying to jusitfy a joke or satire or whatever.

[Errationatus]

Rockworm503 wrote...

For someone who claims to be here just to make a joke you sure are going out of your way to be all serious about how butthurt you are that no one got your joke.

I am indeed.  Incredibly so. Serious!  Holy sh!t, you have no idea how gawddamn serious I am about all of this!

I cried.  I CRIED, MAN!  I frigg'n wept bitter tears! 

BITTER TEARS.

Outside my window, dogs howled as I wept.  Children recoiled in horror at the depths of my sorrow.  Women offered themselves to me to assauge my pain.

To no avail.

Darkness descends.  I am lost.

You win.  

I'll leave and have a life.  You stay and do whatever the hell it was you thought you were doing.

[Rockworm503]

JakeMacDon wrote...

Rockworm503 wrote...

For someone who claims to be here just to make a joke you sure are going out of your way to be all serious about how butthurt you are that no one got your joke.

I am indeed.  Incredibly so. Serious!  Holy sh!t, you have no idea how gawddamn serious I am about all of this!

I cried.  I CRIED, MAN!  I frigg'n wept bitter tears! 

BITTER TEARS.

Outside my window, dogs howled as I wept.  Children recoiled in horror at the depths of my sorrow.  Women offered themselves to me to assauge my pain.

To no avail.

Darkness descends.  I am lost.

You win.  

I'll leave and have a life.  You stay and do whatever the hell it was you thought you were doing.

OMG I FEEL SO PRIVILAGED TO HAVE YOU TALK BACK TO ME!
You even did different color text to prove how funny you are!
OOOh insults to bring home how a comedy gem you are Oh wow see how you used sarcasm to convey how pathetic and low you see us all!
Oh look that last bit saying you have a life Oh wow oh wow I am at awe at your comedy genius I wont be able to sleep tonight because I'll be laughing

[wicked117]

1136342t54 wrote...

JakeMacDon wrote...

1136342t54 wrote...
Actually I didn't. If what you say is true then me assuming your post was basically a troll post was correct. 

No,  it was an opinion over the purileness of arguing over something you can/could/will be able to easily change.  Over the never-ending shallow bullsh!t that passes for "discussion" on these boards.

There are so many intelligent people here, and this is whatja get. 

Soma, anyone?  Sheesh.

Interesting. You keep changing the reasons behind your post. First it was just a joke, then it was satire and now its an honest opinion.

If the post really didn't mean much then their is no point in constantly trying to jusitfy a joke or satire or whatever.

Especially for someone who asked "Is there nothing else in the world worth your arguing time?"
Apparently this is worth his arguing time:P 

[JigPig]

JakeMacDon, the dictionary dimwit.

also known as the "I put large words in my post but I don't really know what they mean"

He will reply to this post because he is weak-minded.

[Errationatus]

1136342t54 wrote...

Interesting. You keep changing the reasons behind your post. First it was just a joke, then it was satire and now its an honest opinion.

Actually, it can easily be all three, even though at no time did I claim it a joke.  I mocked, the mock was missed, I pointed out it was satire, and now they attack because it wasn't obvious enough as satire.

If the post really didn't mean much then their is no point in constantly trying to jusitfy a joke or satire or whatever.

I'm not trying to justify anything.  I'm simply responding to accusations of people who missed the point almost entirely, and now realize that they look just a little stupid for doing so and are trying to cover their own behinds by continually painting me as something I'm not.

Whatever.  Have it your way.  At least you're not talking about stoopid f'n hair colour.

[Village_Idiot]

To the denizens of this thread: