Epic!!!mochen wrote...
Ugliest Character Contest
Débuté par
revcasey
, oct. 13 2009 05:40
#376
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 11:01
#377
Posté 31 octobre 2010 - 02:41
*ROFL* @Mochen, you have a wacky sense of humor alright!
#378
Posté 04 novembre 2010 - 09:02
Is that Sigrun? And look at your Warden? She is like wtf? Oh Mochen..... you win... that is just wrong...
#379
Guest_mochen_*
Posté 08 novembre 2010 - 11:34
Guest_mochen_*

Modifié par mochen, 11 novembre 2010 - 10:54 .
#380
Posté 16 novembre 2010 - 10:44
Didn't make them myself, but found these two darlings on the Penny Arcade forum some time ago...
The PA forum page
Headline of the post:
"Gonna make the best band of female transsexual coke abusers ever..."


The creepy thing is they look almost real...
The PA forum page
Headline of the post:
"Gonna make the best band of female transsexual coke abusers ever..."


The creepy thing is they look almost real...
Modifié par Marvin_Arnold, 17 novembre 2010 - 03:25 .
#381
Posté 28 novembre 2010 - 01:11
Tyrax Lightning wrote...
Epic!!!mochen wrote...
After seeing this pic...I got headache....headache from laughingXDXD He (or she?XD) is like the small evil guy from Austin Powers
#382
Posté 29 novembre 2010 - 05:43
My character doesn't look ugly in the game, but I intentionally took an ugly profile portrait photo of him.
Open mouth for the win!
#383
Posté 04 décembre 2010 - 03:22
Old Man Grumps:


Somber, overeating, hardcore pessimist that never had a happy day in his life, & thus can drag down even the happiest, cheeriest environment. Rumored to have been cursed by bad luck at birth, misfortune constantly plagues him. One especially memorable occasion is when he was drinking in the Tavern, & a bar fight broke out near him he had nothing to do with, & a powerful Right Hook came outta nowhere & smashed his Nose sideways where it never fully recovered & was left permanently crooked. The cowards that started the fight took advantage of noone having seen how the fight started & tricked the law into holding Grumps accountable for the fight, (He was unconscious from the Right Hook & couldn't say anything in his defense...) & he was arrested & spent time in Jail. His life went down hill from there...
Now, he's an old man, broke, broken in spirit, & he can't even afford to overeat as much as he used to. His life has been nothing but shambles, noone likes him, everyone takes advantage of him, & he can't ever get a break. Will he ever get a happy day in his life...?
This one's part realistic ugly, part ugliness experimentation.
I wanted to see if I could make an ugly with Character.


Somber, overeating, hardcore pessimist that never had a happy day in his life, & thus can drag down even the happiest, cheeriest environment. Rumored to have been cursed by bad luck at birth, misfortune constantly plagues him. One especially memorable occasion is when he was drinking in the Tavern, & a bar fight broke out near him he had nothing to do with, & a powerful Right Hook came outta nowhere & smashed his Nose sideways where it never fully recovered & was left permanently crooked. The cowards that started the fight took advantage of noone having seen how the fight started & tricked the law into holding Grumps accountable for the fight, (He was unconscious from the Right Hook & couldn't say anything in his defense...) & he was arrested & spent time in Jail. His life went down hill from there...
Now, he's an old man, broke, broken in spirit, & he can't even afford to overeat as much as he used to. His life has been nothing but shambles, noone likes him, everyone takes advantage of him, & he can't ever get a break. Will he ever get a happy day in his life...?
This one's part realistic ugly, part ugliness experimentation.
Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 04 décembre 2010 - 03:24 .
#384
Posté 04 décembre 2010 - 12:47
Brilliant!
#385
Posté 07 décembre 2010 - 10:52
I've made another KN Morph, (the 1st one wasn't an ugly, thus hasn't been displayed here) & made a try at getting it into the game, testing a new theory on how to pull it off... I seriously may have screwed up Ferelden's Space-Time Continuum on this one... 
This was intended as the Fuchsia Imp, but came out as...
The Fuchsia Freakenstein!!!
Warning!!! Incoming Wall of Pics!!!
Warning 2!!! It is VERY strongly recommended that you swallow everything in your Mouth before you start viewing these Pics!!!
Fuchsia Freakenstein:






What's creepier, my creation, or everyone treating my creation normally...?

I just plain had to laugh when Arl Howe called my creation 'fine looking'!!! Especially with the back of the Head sticking out of the Torso!!!

Look! My new creation has a unique ability! Being able to use the Buttocks as a Weapons Sheath!
Jealous? Be honest... 

Mr. Cousland is a real true blue dad! He's not gonna let my creation's lack of head or proper human anatomy get in the way of his fatherly love & compassion! Isn't this sweet?


Ya can see how limber & lithe this creation is in these 2 Running Shots!


This attempt to bring a Kid in-game to play failed miserably, but it sure as heck wasn't a waste of time! When i'm done moping at my failure, i'll Screenie the real creation, my Fuchsia Imp, for display.
One last note: Let this be a lesson as to what happens when kids try to grow up too fast! & I still think this would make for a really cool new Darkspawn, if only it could be perfected!
This was intended as the Fuchsia Imp, but came out as...
The Fuchsia Freakenstein!!!
Warning!!! Incoming Wall of Pics!!!
Warning 2!!! It is VERY strongly recommended that you swallow everything in your Mouth before you start viewing these Pics!!!
Fuchsia Freakenstein:






What's creepier, my creation, or everyone treating my creation normally...?

I just plain had to laugh when Arl Howe called my creation 'fine looking'!!! Especially with the back of the Head sticking out of the Torso!!!

Look! My new creation has a unique ability! Being able to use the Buttocks as a Weapons Sheath!

Mr. Cousland is a real true blue dad! He's not gonna let my creation's lack of head or proper human anatomy get in the way of his fatherly love & compassion! Isn't this sweet?

Ya can see how limber & lithe this creation is in these 2 Running Shots!


This attempt to bring a Kid in-game to play failed miserably, but it sure as heck wasn't a waste of time! When i'm done moping at my failure, i'll Screenie the real creation, my Fuchsia Imp, for display.
One last note: Let this be a lesson as to what happens when kids try to grow up too fast! & I still think this would make for a really cool new Darkspawn, if only it could be perfected!
#386
Posté 11 décembre 2010 - 07:11
... ??? Was my creation too ugly for even the ugliest Character Contest...?
#387
Posté 21 décembre 2010 - 02:35
Brace yourself... this may best be viewed with your Mouth clear...
Behold, the disgusting, gut wrenching... Half Troll!!!


This is what ya get when Trolls mate with captured prisoners... what, ya ask why ya never heard of Trolls? Let's just say, they are one of the many horrors of the unexplored lands Ferelden has yet to ever map. & those that tried to map these regions came upon power & ferocity the likes of nothing they've ever known, even from the Darkspawn.
Some of these brave adventurers dared to fight these creatures when encountered, since Trolls attack anything that moves & breathes, & couldn't do enough damage to them, no matter how hard they tried. Many were killed, but sometimes, an adventurer interests a Troll, & the unlucky adventurer is captured instead. What happens to them is a mystery, except for the new discovery of these 1/2 breed abominable monsters...
Half Trolls appear to be the result of Trolls & Humans mating with each other. (Against the Human's will..) They inherit the Trolls terrifyingly strong toughness, strength, & resilience, while inheriting the Human's capability to use tools, armament, & basic amounts of intelligence. They are some of the toughest Warriors you can ever encounter, & they can take a hell of a beating from even mighty Qunari blows. They don't seem to have any elemental weakness, & they have very powerful Nature Resistance, & a modest amount of Fire & Ice Resistance. They are very difficult to poison, & physically stun. They have terrible Mental Resistance, though it's nothing compared to how mentally weak their Troll Parents are. When they've built up their brawn strong enough, they can benchpress even full grown Horses, & they can shrug off Mabari blows effectively. Even Ogres can only hold them in their Grab for a short time.
Behold, the disgusting, gut wrenching... Half Troll!!!


This is what ya get when Trolls mate with captured prisoners... what, ya ask why ya never heard of Trolls? Let's just say, they are one of the many horrors of the unexplored lands Ferelden has yet to ever map. & those that tried to map these regions came upon power & ferocity the likes of nothing they've ever known, even from the Darkspawn.
Some of these brave adventurers dared to fight these creatures when encountered, since Trolls attack anything that moves & breathes, & couldn't do enough damage to them, no matter how hard they tried. Many were killed, but sometimes, an adventurer interests a Troll, & the unlucky adventurer is captured instead. What happens to them is a mystery, except for the new discovery of these 1/2 breed abominable monsters...
Half Trolls appear to be the result of Trolls & Humans mating with each other. (Against the Human's will..) They inherit the Trolls terrifyingly strong toughness, strength, & resilience, while inheriting the Human's capability to use tools, armament, & basic amounts of intelligence. They are some of the toughest Warriors you can ever encounter, & they can take a hell of a beating from even mighty Qunari blows. They don't seem to have any elemental weakness, & they have very powerful Nature Resistance, & a modest amount of Fire & Ice Resistance. They are very difficult to poison, & physically stun. They have terrible Mental Resistance, though it's nothing compared to how mentally weak their Troll Parents are. When they've built up their brawn strong enough, they can benchpress even full grown Horses, & they can shrug off Mabari blows effectively. Even Ogres can only hold them in their Grab for a short time.
#388
Guest_mochen_*
Posté 30 décembre 2010 - 11:21
Guest_mochen_*
Awesome Tyrax!
Modifié par mochen, 30 décembre 2010 - 11:21 .
#389
Posté 31 décembre 2010 - 06:54
Many thanks!mochen wrote...
Awesome Tyrax!
#390
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 04:52
Ser Rodric, V1.0:


He is an evil, corrupt lord of a small region that serves as part of the border between Ferelden & Antiva. He is supposedly a major Orlesian Hater who got brutally tortured by them for failure to 'respect his superiors' & he's never been the same since. He refused to bow to the Orlesians because they sought to keep him & his region oppressed by force, rather than his desired Bribery. He was NOT a good guy to start with, but after all of the torture, he went off the deep end...
He runs a brutal & tight ship, knows no mercy, & supposedly his mad aggressive demeanor scares the Antivans into never misbehaving in his jurisdiction or ever attempting any illicit behavior... but there are some disturbing rumors that he may actually be bought, & he may be taking a hefty bribe for every under-handed & illegal activity that happens in his territory. It's anyone's guess if the rumors are true or not, for anytime they spring up, Ser Rodric rides into the region with a militia group & ruthlessly hunts down whoever is spreading the gossip, arrests them, (if they don't get themselves killed in a fight 1st) & personally carts them off to the local jail... where the screaming & agonizing cries of the arrested chill the blood of even the most grizzled soldier or stalwart citizen. There's mass fear, confusion, & uncertainty as to whether Ser Rodric is being terrifyingly brutal & cruel on potential criminals & criminal affiliates & gets enraged at talk of himself being capable of affiliating with such scum... or if he is absolutely bent on keeping all citizens silenced to prevent any spreading of word of his possible involvement in corrupt deeds...


He is an evil, corrupt lord of a small region that serves as part of the border between Ferelden & Antiva. He is supposedly a major Orlesian Hater who got brutally tortured by them for failure to 'respect his superiors' & he's never been the same since. He refused to bow to the Orlesians because they sought to keep him & his region oppressed by force, rather than his desired Bribery. He was NOT a good guy to start with, but after all of the torture, he went off the deep end...
He runs a brutal & tight ship, knows no mercy, & supposedly his mad aggressive demeanor scares the Antivans into never misbehaving in his jurisdiction or ever attempting any illicit behavior... but there are some disturbing rumors that he may actually be bought, & he may be taking a hefty bribe for every under-handed & illegal activity that happens in his territory. It's anyone's guess if the rumors are true or not, for anytime they spring up, Ser Rodric rides into the region with a militia group & ruthlessly hunts down whoever is spreading the gossip, arrests them, (if they don't get themselves killed in a fight 1st) & personally carts them off to the local jail... where the screaming & agonizing cries of the arrested chill the blood of even the most grizzled soldier or stalwart citizen. There's mass fear, confusion, & uncertainty as to whether Ser Rodric is being terrifyingly brutal & cruel on potential criminals & criminal affiliates & gets enraged at talk of himself being capable of affiliating with such scum... or if he is absolutely bent on keeping all citizens silenced to prevent any spreading of word of his possible involvement in corrupt deeds...
#391
Guest_mochen_*
Posté 12 janvier 2011 - 09:13
Guest_mochen_*
My latest elven lass


Modifié par mochen, 12 janvier 2011 - 10:48 .
#392
Posté 28 janvier 2011 - 11:23
AAAAHHHH TELL IT TO STOP STARING AT MEEEEE!
Really, I expected some ugly pictures, but some of you guys make ugly an art form.
Now I just need to learn how to hold down my lunch.
Really, I expected some ugly pictures, but some of you guys make ugly an art form.
Now I just need to learn how to hold down my lunch.
Modifié par Silver Dreamer, 28 janvier 2011 - 11:24 .
#393
Posté 29 janvier 2011 - 12:19
#394
Posté 26 février 2011 - 04:04
I created my mage BattyOLady before I even saw this thread.
#395
Guest_mochen_*
Posté 28 février 2011 - 10:02
Guest_mochen_*
#396
Posté 28 février 2011 - 10:50
That is really awesome Mochen, amazing what magic you make!
#397
Posté 01 mars 2011 - 03:18
I love this Thread!
#398
Posté 25 mars 2011 - 03:29
kagespawn wrote...
Dar, are I oogly enoof?
You = win
#399
Guest_Luna Siwora_*
Posté 23 mai 2011 - 06:27
Guest_Luna Siwora_*
Wow, this thread's dead... anyways:


#400
Posté 23 mai 2011 - 06:29
the fugly scared everyone off.






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