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[TheBlackBaron]

So is his the part where we start naming names, or...?

Modifié par TheBlackBaron, 07 octobre 2012 - 03:38 .

[ObserverStatus]

Okay, okay, I'll tell you what I know! Ghost Lightning did it! I saw him at Albertsons the other day buying rubber bands and coconuts! He's going to cut a coconut in half, rubberband its pieces to his hands to simulate pony hooves, and I don't even want to think about what he'll do next!

[Inquisitor Recon]

TheBlackBaron wrote...
So is his the part where we start naming names, or...?

Yes. You're already under suspicion so...

Modifié par ReconTeam, 07 octobre 2012 - 09:44 .

[TheBlackBaron]

bobobo878 wrote...

Okay, okay, I'll tell you what I know! Ghost Lightning did it! I saw him at Albertsons the other day buying rubber bands and coconuts! He's going to cut a coconut in half, rubberband its pieces to his hands to simulate pony hooves, and I don't even want to think about what he'll do next!

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? 

[ObserverStatus]

TheBlackBaron wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...
Okay, okay, I'll tell you what I know! Ghost Lightning did it! I saw him at Albertsons the other day buying rubber bands and coconuts! He's going to cut a coconut in half, rubberband its pieces to his hands to simulate pony hooves, and I don't even want to think about what he'll do next!

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? 

... I don't get it...

[LPPrince]

bobobo878 wrote...

Okay, okay, I'll tell you what I know! Ghost Lightning did it! I saw him at Albertsons the other day buying rubber bands and coconuts! He's going to cut a coconut in half, rubberband its pieces to his hands to simulate pony hooves, and I don't even want to think about what he'll do next!

He'll clop.

[ObserverStatus]

[LPPrince]

bobobo878 wrote...

*fluttersnip*

I needed a laugh.

[TheBlackBaron]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

TheBlackBaron wrote...

bobobo878 wrote...

Okay, okay, I'll tell you what I know! Ghost Lightning did it! I saw him at Albertsons the other day buying rubber bands and coconuts! He's going to cut a coconut in half, rubberband its pieces to his hands to simulate pony hooves, and I don't even want to think about what he'll do next!

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? 

No, they were brought by a swallow!

A five-ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!

[LPPrince]

There should be a pony named Coconut Swallow.

[ObserverStatus]

LPPrince wrote...
There should be a pony named Coconut Swallow.

Once I knew a guy who mastered the turning coconut swallow cut.

[Valikdu]

TheBlackBaron wrote...

So is his the part where we start naming names, or...?

This is the part where we roll Volus into a carpet and throw him off a bridge.
A magical bridge!



[insert shepard_dash_we'll_bang_ok.png here]

Modifié par Valikdu, 07 octobre 2012 - 08:10 .

[Dominus]

This is way too happy for its own good.

Modifié par DominusVita, 07 octobre 2012 - 11:02 .

[Volus Warlord]

Name names. Confess your guilt and recant.

Or I will put your under this pendulum until you confess to your clopitude:


p.s. This is probably about the level of rhetoric you will see in DA3 so get used to it now.

[Volus Warlord]

Also, after all the accused are convicted, their left cheek will be branded with the letter C.

[RedArmyShogun]

*puts on his robes* Allas have I seen the pony from time to time with me daughter, and thus will I take up this crusade. The Fury must be stomped, the clopping will be put at an end. And I know how to weeeed them out.



MY LITTLE PONY


TURN IT UP! Trust me I will find you and you'll wish I turned you into glue when I'm done.

[Valikdu]

Volus Warlord wrote...
bla bla bla

Volus has startled Molestia!



...Next morning he was found dead, his behind repeatedly run through with a horn.

Modifié par Valikdu, 07 octobre 2012 - 04:37 .

[RedArmyShogun]

No one cares to confess? Do you truely Doubt me? For I know you scum like I do well err scum.

You watch your little show with giggles and frolicing and threats and stern looks from the common passerby and you portrary this image of innocence!

HA! There is no such thing as innocence, only degree's of guilt.



This is what you think of your show as to the world. But oh lets see about that shall we.

ahahahah oh hohohoho! Ahh thats so cute! Isn't it, ISN'T YOU HEATHENS! Oh you use this as a picture often don't you, to hide the perversion in your hearts.

For this, this is what you truely see!
http://i2.kym-cdn.co...316/619/267.jpg

to that any sane man would go

http://knowyourmeme....ndship-is-magic

Even some of your Brony Compatriots have only this to say, in the well pictured words of Fluttershy.

http://i2.kym-cdn.co...ouldnt want.jpg

But in your heathenous souls burned with damnation, you know that is what you want, much like a Hobbit corrupted with a Ring of power.

http://i2.kym-cdn.co...lbowant.jpg.png

Eventually your sins will corrupt you and you will resort to evil science, this will be the result of your deeds.

Miss horse ears MacShovelForaFace.

http://dogandponysho...2012/08/04.jpeg

Confess your SINS and I promise you a painless death...well I lie, I'll just well a semi painless death.

Modifié par RedArmyShogun, 07 octobre 2012 - 04:41 .

[Volus Warlord]

Valikdu wrote...

*snip for great justice

I KNEW IT!!

CLOPPER!

CONFESS AND RECANT, OR BURN!!

[Valikdu]

RedArmyShogun wrote...

bla bla bla

You know, She really loves people like you. She loves them often, and... well, fatally for them... but they all die happy.

Modifié par Valikdu, 07 octobre 2012 - 04:44 .

[RedArmyShogun]

See, the truth comes out clopper, in your rage and silly ideals that I'm one of you, you have betrayed yourself with your familualirty for that Usurper. Take him away for Questioning Comrade Volus he will talk...yes he will talk or he will be made to watch...

Educational TV voiced over by Morgan Freeman.

Modifié par RedArmyShogun, 07 octobre 2012 - 04:58 .

[Arcadian Legend]

So I go for a day and everything goes to s***, huh.

Surely there's no correlation? Also *drinks heavy doses of brain bleach*

[Volus Warlord]

This is a war against cloppers. Primarily Valikdu.