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[Nate Assassin]

Btw, I am the epic maymay mee mee master here on the BSN.

[Lukeskymac]

I'm pretty much with Keg Standard on that video. Including the "oh no you didn't" when PH said he didn't like Da Fight.

[Dominus]

Pony Injection:

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FACE THE FUTURE // Race Day
La, La La la

[TheBlackBaron]

^ That last one is appropriate given what forum we're on.

I hope they rebuild the library at the base of the castle. Because, after all, the rest of the town needs a cozy library to never visit because Ponyville is full of ill-read Earth pony rubes.

And then Twilight lives in it instead of her castle because she gets tired of it taking her ten minutes to walk from her bedroom to the bathroom.

[Inquisitor Recon]

Why would that image possibly be relevant to my interests Dominus?

 

Twilight is getting way too much free **** for no apparent reason.

[darth_lopez]

^ It's just karma saying "Hey look... your life sucked.... let me make it better... you owe me ******." 

[Inquisitor Recon]

But it didn't suck, she's Celestia's favorite pet.

[ObserverStatus]

^ That last one is appropriate given what forum we're on.

I hope they rebuild the library at the base of the castle. Because, after all, the rest of the town needs a cozy library to never visit because Ponyville is full of ill-read Earth pony rubes.

And then Twilight lives in it instead of her castle because she gets tired of it taking her ten minutes to walk from her bedroom to the bathroom.

True facts, Twilight deserves to live in a fortress of knowledge

[Dominus]

Why would that image possibly be relevant to my interests Dominus?

The Joke's officially dead? Crap.

But it didn't suck, she's Celestia's favorite pet.

She hasn't had it that bad. Of the Mane 6, I'd say either AJ or Flutters have it the worst. One's an orphan workaholic who gets little credit, the other's a doormat who'd been briefly part of indentured servitude and given severe bipolar disorder.
 

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[Nate Assassin]

Honestly they should just make me their leader and then I will enslave all of them and make all the ponies build me big mansions in California along with big American cars and big American guns.

[ObserverStatus]

Honestly they should just make me their leader and then I will enslave all of them and make all the ponies build me big mansions in California along with big American cars and big American guns.

Still a better ruler than the Very Special Sunshine Princess.

 

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The ponies got out some tarmac and poured it over the fields to make a road, and then they started to dig up metal and built me a car. Then they dug a big mine to get oil to make the car work but Sweet Stuff fell in the oil. It was really sticky and she couldn’t swim in it but I couldn’t be bothered to get her out because it was her fault and I wanted my car.

[Nate Assassin]

Actually let me rephrase what I said.

 

I will enslave ALL the ponies, force them to dig radioactive materials out of pits for me so I can spin uranium and create atomic bombs, Make them build me mansions, a 100% authentic replica of Death Valley complete with the road that goes in one direction the whole length of the desert, build me a 500+ HP Toyota Corolla AE86 Sprinter Trueno, a Barrett M82a1 factory that makes me Barrett's and unlimited 50. caliber ammunition. Oh and when they finish I am going to execute all of the in front of their families.

[Lukeskymac]

Goddammit Dominus, I even played the "Dark Side Points Gained" Jingle in my head when I saw that image 

[Nate Assassin]

Oh yeah and I am also going to feed the pony slaves pieces of dead ponies because food costs too much and I don't care if they are happy.

[Gravisanimi]

That is quite the power fantasy you have there.

It would be a shame I would not be there, I would have so much fun stopping you and then...

Well, that'd ruin the fun, wouldn't it?

[Nate Assassin]

That is quite the power fantasy you have there.

I am a heartless bastard and I plan on keeping my title.

[Cainhurst Crow]

Actually let me rephrase what I said.

 

I will enslave ALL the ponies, force them to dig radioactive materials out of pits for me so I can spin uranium and create atomic bombs, Make them build me mansions, a 100% authentic replica of Death Valley complete with the road that goes in one direction the whole length of the desert, build me a 500+ HP Toyota Corolla AE86 Sprinter Trueno, a Barrett M82a1 factory that makes me Barrett's and unlimited 50. caliber ammunition. Oh and when they finish I am going to execute all of the in front of their families.

 

I wonder how long it'd take ponies to invent the guillotine? I'm betting 1 to 3 hours in on this en-devour.

[Gravisanimi]

Why wait, unicorns have a great shiv right on their skulls.

[Nate Assassin]

Gravisanimi, on 16 May 2014 - 12:35 PM, said:

Gravisanimi, on 16 May 2014 - 12:35 PM, said:

Why wait, unicorns have a great shiv right on their skulls.

Cutting them off tbh.
 

Jensaarai Bronitarian, on 16 May 2014 - 12:31 PM, said:

I wonder how long it'd take ponies to invent the guillotine? I'm betting 1 to 3 hours in on this en-devour.

How can they invent that while they are in chains doing stuff for me?

[Inquisitor Recon]

Getting shived by unicorn's horn would be a downright shameful way to die.

[Nate Assassin]

Inquisitor Recon, on 16 May 2014 - 1:30 PM, said:

Getting shived by unicorn's horn would be a downright shameful way to die.

And I already have ways to stop the special ponies from doing anything by cutting off their horns and wings.

[Cainhurst Crow]

Cutting them off tbh.
 

How can they invent that while they are in chains doing stuff for me?

 

lol you gave them weapons.

 

[Nate Assassin]

Jensaarai Bronitarian, on 16 May 2014 - 1:42 PM, said:Jensaarai Bronitarian, on 16 May 2014 - 1:42 PM, said:

lol you gave them weapons.

 

You also forget I don't go near the filthy slaves, I send my goons in to do that stuff.

 

And plus they couldn't even reach my neck because I am much taller than a pony.

[Inquisitor Recon]

implying you won't have Celestia dress up like slave Leia and implying she won't choke you to death.

[Nate Assassin]

Inquisitor Recon, on 16 May 2014 - 1:48 PM, said:Inquisitor Recon, on 16 May 2014 - 1:48 PM, said:

implying you won't have Celestia dress up like slave Leia and implying she won't choke you to death.

I would cut her head off and feed her to the slaves