AdmiralCheez wrote...
Pardon me while I make a thread to state the obvious, but seriously, think about all the sh*t that was wrong with the past two games:
The original Mass Effect was loaded with glitches, had several moments that were ungodly boring and repetitive, highly imperfect combat, bouts of superbly derpy writing/acting, and all sorts of other things wrong with it (and even more that was subject to personal taste), but was still a great game that was loads of fun to play (for most people).
Mass Effect 2 was loaded with glitches, had several moments that were ungodly boring and repetitive, highly imperfect combat, bouts of superbly derpy writing/acting, and all sorts of other things wrong with it (and even more that was subject to personal taste), but was still a great game that was loads of fun to play (for most people).
So, following the pattern, Mass Effect 3 will have an assload of glitches to deal with, moments of tedium and frustration equivalent to planet scanning and getting the Mako stuck in a canyon, combat that (while occasionally fun) isn't as great as it's cracked up to be, conversations, plotlines, and perhaps entire characters that make you wonder what the hell the writers were thinking, and tons of features many players will worship that you absolutely can't stand.
But it should still be a great game that is loads of fun to play. For most people, anyway. Personally, I'm hoping it will be the best in the series, but I'm not going to expect God on Two Discs. That would be silly. Conversely, I highly doubt that my gaming experience is going to be ruined by Barbie Shepard, abundant mansex, or teh ebul multiplayer (if it exists).
In fact, I kind of look forward to the mansex and find Barbie Shepard to be quite tolerable.
So don't get your hopes up (because parts of it WILL suck), and don't act like you know EVERYTHING is going to suck even though we've got seven solid months until the damn thing ships (because we simply don't have enough information to make that sort of call).
Besides, what do you have to lose? $80 and your free time? And what more is there to gain than an enjoyable and "emotionally engaging" romp in some alternate universe that you, through your Shepard, helped create?
This is just a friendly reminder, to myself as well as you people.
TL;DR: Herp derp Cheez tells the BSN to relax lulz.
ME 2 had glitches - most of those came with considerable gameplay though- but nowhere near as bad as ME 1 did. Can I also say "NO texture popping!" and "accurate AI"? One particularly hilarious but frustrating glitch I run into on occasion is one where my character floats in the air and is unable to come back down. Another is one in which my character turns sideways while moving and even while shooting (getting hit or going into cover is a great way to fix this). Speaking of cover, that was my biggest gripe, since it tended to put me out of cover so often when I wasn't trying - which resulted in myself getting incinerated or blown to pieces plenty of times- but otherwise, the combat was top notch. The energy and sophistication of the fights were leagues ahead.
The acting was great imho. Sure in the first, and to some extent - though less- in the second the NPC voice overs were occasionally horrendous, but overall, it was great.
Formally, I think that, since Norman says they have full reign since this is the last installment - alot of people are going to be wowed. We will see lot's of feet being sauteed in frying pans because of the number of people who will be putting them in their mouths, and plenty of indignant half admissions from folks too stubborn to admit they were wrong. I want to see them take more chances in 3, instead of playing it safe and sticking to rigid right/wrong paragon/renegade dichotomies, like more along the lines of Overlord.
Nice to see you up here, Cheez. Been busy doing those calibrations, I'm guessing?