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[Legendre05]

"Lets get the hell outta here! Nah could you believe me if I said that?"


"Now before we begin lets talk hazard pay. Illium, I want Illium, all of it, every square inch." (inside head - "yeah and I'll sit back and rule it like a king. I shall build a giant mass effect slide and roll volus down it because it will amuse me")

[Omega4RelayResident]

"I am waiting for a barrage of kissing my a**."

[Legendre05]

"See! See! look at that and they said I was mad bahha hahahahahahaha!"

Looks up at reapers "Sweet! I'm gonna score more kills than rambo"

"Hey council why dont you put your heads under your blankies thats how I get rid of bogeymen. Well that and a Avenger Assualt Rifle. Nobody takes me blakey!"

[Cpt-Kirrahe]

He should say

"In the battle today, we will hold the line!"

[Berserk011]

"The old council didnt believe me, so they got destroyed. You made the same mistake as them. I should go... Save the world, that is. *troll face*"

[Ruathrar]

*Shepard holds his hand up to his ear and says*

I'm sorry ... I can't hear you over all the WHAAAAAAAAAA!

Modifié par Ruathrar, 10 septembre 2011 - 02:10 .

[Cipher1989]

Council: "Oh no! THE REAPERS ARE REAL! Shepard! Please! DO SOMETHING!"
Shepard: " *in austrian dialect* I'll be back."

[elearon1]

"I guess we can call that, case dismissed." pulling the tight leather cloves over her hands, she gives them a good few moments to let it all sink in, and when one finally does get up the nerve to look at her; bewildered, terrified and confused, she adds. "Now where the hell is my ship?"

OR

"Reapers?  I'm sorry, I thought we dismissed those claims."

Modifié par elearon1, 10 septembre 2011 - 05:08 .

[Unionhack]

CrazyCatDude wrote...

Now? Now you want my help? Fine. I'll help you. I'll help you because its my job. I'll help you because it will save the lives of people who don't deserve to die for your arrogance. But mostly, I'll help you because it's the right thing to do. But when this is over, I'm going to tell everyone that I warned you, that you had three years to prepare, and that you did nothing. And when they come, howling for your blood, I'm going to do exactly what you did. Nothing.

If Bioware doesn't use this, I will be dissapoint.

[Funkcase]

TC: Shepard, the Reapers are attacking, you must help us!
Shepard: Ah yes, ''Reapers''
TC: Dont you mock me Shepard, you were a Spectre, I demand you help us!
Shepard: You dont get to make demands of a ''terrorist'' Councillor.

It's not one line, but hey.

In all honesty I would help them though, the galaxy needs it's leaders in a time of crysis.

Modifié par Funkcase, 10 septembre 2011 - 05:26 .

[longlun]

*facing the turian councilor* "Councilor, you were right all along. That fat reaper 30 feet above you isn't real at all. That red laser thing that's about to melt your face off is really harmless, and just sprays cinnamon. Whatever you do, DON'T MOVE an inch when it shoots you, or you'll miss the cinnamon experience. I'll be on the Normandy, 30 miles away."

[longlun]

*puts a round between the turian councilor's eyes*

"umadbro?"

[Dave of Canada]

Human Council: Shepard, what are you doing?
Shepard: Can't you see it?
Human Council: No, are you... thrusting the monitor?
Shepard: Maybe.
[not-serious]

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 10 septembre 2011 - 07:14 .

[Killjoy Cutter]

"Wow, I bet you guys feel really stupid right about now."

[Eyeshield21]

Just act normaly and get them to help me.
Cause after I beat the reapers, I FACEPALM the council.
oh and "COME AT ME BRO!!!!"

Modifié par Eyeshield21, 12 septembre 2011 - 08:01 .

[Drimberly]

Screw you guys, I have Krogan.

[whywhywhywhy]

The Citedal Council request Shepards help:

Shepard: Ah yes the Reapers.
Shepard paces back and forth before approaching the Turian Councilor.
Shepard: Mess Sergeant Gardner could use some help, report to him.
Approaches the Salarian Councilor
Shepard: Organize your people to cure the genophage, then report to Sgt. Gardner.
Turns to the Asari
Shepard: And you. I hope you know how to feed fish. Don't look so disappointed you'll love the uniform.

[Lexa_]

This over and over again :DB) .

www.youtube.com/watch

Legion could join me in the last part .

Modifié par Lexa_, 13 septembre 2011 - 12:32 .

[bazzag]

1)I'm thinking of a sentence. A small, simple sentence. 4 letters long. Really easy. Starts with I. Ends in so?

2)I rest my case

3) council members: Shepard! Help! The Reapers are here! Don't just stand there! What are you doing?
Shepard: Watching the show.
OR
Shepard: Assuming direct control! LOL!

[Aedral]

Councilor: Shepard we need your help now!
Shepard: Makin Toast!
Councilor: please Shepard! *death scream*
Shepard: Butterin Toast!

Modifié par Aedral, 13 septembre 2011 - 01:51 .

[dxusaus]

Now it would be a good time to get on your knees and beg.

[whywhywhywhy]

jreezy wrote...

whywhywhywhy wrote...

The Citedal Council request Shepards help:

Shepard: Ah yes the Reapers.
Shepard paces back and forth before approaching the Turian Councilor.
Shepard: Mess Sergeant Gardner could use some help, report to him.
Approaches the Salarian Councilor
Shepard: Organize your people to cure the genophage, then report to Sgt. Gardner.
Turns to the Asari
Shepard: And you. I hope you know how to feed fish. Don't look so disappointed you'll love the uniform.

No love for the council. So what kind of uniform will the Asari be in?

Something without a lot of fabric and several sizes to small...ok maybe just a couple sizes too small.

Shepard walks into his Quarters and notices the Asari cleaning.
Shepard:  You missed a spot, Councilor.

[N0-Future]

I wouldn't say anything to them... let the Reapers kill them, I would however speak to there next of kin and say " I could have saved them, but they wouldn't listen to me "

Modifié par N0-Future, 13 septembre 2011 - 04:35 .

[Riknas]

Instead of a Shepard having an epic speech, I want him to just have a hilarious mocking speech.

"Oh my god! Is that a Reaper? Holy cow! That can't be right, the Council dismissed those claims! Councilor, quick! Dismiss them, dismiss them!"