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[ElectricZ]

Just two little words... (NSFW)

Modifié par ElectricZ, 08 août 2011 - 03:41 .

[Siansonea]

"We're going to have a long conversation about this later, but for now, we need to get to work. It's imperative that you each mobilize your respective governments to stop this threat. If you think the Reapers are going to stop at attacking humanity, you're wrong, just as you were wrong before about their very existence. They won't stop. Ever. Not until every sapient species in the galaxy is ground under their heel, and we're all back in the Stone Age. The turians, the asari, the salarians, humanity, we'll ALL be the new Protheans. Legends and myths. So if you care about the future of your own species, you'll care about the future of humanity, because if we don't stand together against the Reapers right here and right now, there won't be a future for any of us."

[spirosz]

"I'll be back"

[UnitedWashclothExpress]

I would give them the best ":3" face I could muster.

[S.A.K]

Look out the window. There's crap load of proof out there. Now listen to me for f*cks sake!

[Ryzaki]

"Ah yes 'Reapers.'."  and he needs to do it the one fingered way like the turian councilor.  

Modifié par Ryzaki, 08 août 2011 - 04:11 .

[MegaTommy]

"Too late for discussions, i'm doing this my way <disconnect>"

[silentassassin264]

 http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/image/435

[Vilegrim]

The firing squad is waiting, and I will be selecting your replacements.

[ThanesSniper]

"We have to do something about all these Geth ships!"

[ladyvader]

TobyHasEyes wrote...

 No grudges, no apologies, go speak to your peoples; we have to get started

 Or something along those lines. There are more important things to be done then vent personal slights

The personal slights retorts can wait until after the war is over.  Then I want my femShep to air quote this, "Ah, yes, Reapers, I just defeated them."

[green_lemur]

I came to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

Shepard: *points out the window* Look Reapers!
Velarn: Ah yes "Reape----
Shepard: I mean Look evil Geth ships!!!
Velarn: Sound the alarm! All council ships full attack!!!!!!

Shepard:...Really?....

[Airquotes]

I know it wont happen but **** slapping the turian. Then as u stand over his body looking down on him u air quote these are the ****ing dilusions i've been telling u about!

[commandoclone87]

Turian Councillor: looks out window, loses control of bodily functions.
Renegade Shepard: If you're done ****ting yourself, I'm going to sacrifice your homeworld to the Reapers to save mine.

Paragon Shepard: If you're done ****ting your pants, I need your fleet to save the galaxy.

[bobdooly]

Ah, yes, "Reapers". You were right, it was a silly idea.

[Robhuzz]

Council: "Shepard! The Citadel is under attack, you must come to it's defence!"
Shepard: *Awkward silence*
Council: "Don't play jokes! We need help right now!"
*Shepard puts up a silly grin then cuts off the transmission*
Shepard: "Ahh that's too bad. Poor council"
Joker: "So we're not going to help them?"
Shepard: "Nope! Not a chance."

Edit: That's right. My Shepard has nothing more to say to the council. After what happened in ME2 he won't come to their rescue again and won't waste his breath talking to the council. Way more satisfying to just watch without getting involved in any way.

Modifié par Robhuzz, 08 août 2011 - 05:54 .

[bleetman]

Offer to assist. Put the past differences behind us. Accept whatever help they can muster and work with the races of the council to do whatever is necessary to achieve victory.

Later, after the dust has settled and some semblance of normality returns, contact Liara and have them destroyed. Not physically, but politically.

[General User]

CrazyCatDude wrote...

Now? Now you want my help? Fine. I'll help you. I'll help you because its my job. I'll help you because it will save the lives of people who don't deserve to die for your arrogance. But mostly, I'll help you because it's the right thing to do. But when this is over, I'm going to tell everyone that I warned you, that you had three years to prepare, and that you did nothing. And when they come, howling for your blood, I'm going to do exactly what you did. Nothing.

LOVE this!  Not kidding, this is one of the best things I've read on these forums.


also:

"You know, in certain older, civilized cultures, when men failed as utterly as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords..."

Modifié par General User, 08 août 2011 - 06:12 .

[Sister Helen]

Someone posted earlier about being pleasant, then destroying the council politically at a later point.

I really like the idea of using the Shadowbroker to destroy the Council politically. I'm not sure it can be done (the salarian councilor's lifespan is so short, it would probably just affect his family's breeding negotiations and not him, personally... And the asarian would probably outlive her critics.... The taurian would probably have the most embarrassment to live down, of the three.)

Instead of Udina or Anderson for Council, my Shep would support Wrex.

[Mass N7 Effect N7 Maniac]

"Don't expect me to save you three sorry asses this time! You can all go to hell!"
( Shep turns and walks away and flips them off in the process)

[Gibril]

"My god, what is that? In the space, it's a ship, it's a giant purple hanar, no, it's... YOU'RE F***ING WAKE UP CALL!"
Or
"Damn, looks to me like a sarens flag ship, must've been a large run of them made, you know?"
Or If I feel the need to be nice
" I told you so, and now I'll tell you're loyal subjects how wrong you were. But until then, let's see our guests out the door."

[Darksaberexile]

Turian Councilor: "Reapers again? I've told you, we've dismissed those..."
-Shepard points to the Reapers-
Council: "..."
Shepard: "Well...this just got really awkward, didn't it?"

[kfox10]

"Oh crap i just remembered i left the stove on......................so if you will excuse me."

[Mystik]

Ah, yes Reapers