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[A Special Plastic]

Tell them this reaper theory shows just how fragile their mental state is.

[jtrook]

My name is Commander Shepard and this is the most ironic moment on the citadel...
..

[RPGamer13]

scenario:

"Go to hell."

Shepard leaves the citadel and an explosion engulfs the council. Cut to slow motion walking scene with Shepard leaving.

/scene

It's a good chance that they'll come crying to Shepard when ish hits the fan, asking for help or some crap. To which, I'd say they should go to hell.

[Fuzzfro]

"I'll have what she's having" 

[zukuto]

"Oh, those things? Don't worry, they're just a figment of my imagination."

[Aradace]

Dont know why I thought of this (its OT but for some reason I thought of it reading this thread) but Harbinger needs a line in ME3 where at some point he says "All your humans are belong to us" Kind of stupid I know but it made my chuckle thinking about it none the less.

[CBuM]

BioWare are you reading this? Please put in the "ah yes "Reapers"" line for renegades!

[Ananka]

jtrook wrote...

My name is Commander Shepard and this is the most ironic moment on the citadel...
..

"My name is Commander Shepard and...I told you so" 

[Nendras]

Ah yes, "Reapers". Here they are...

[Aradace]

Turian Councilman: Shepard, the reapers are here, you have to help us!!!

Shepard: "Ah yes, Reapers.  The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly attacking Earth.  *handwaves" I have dismissed that claim" Then walk off lol

Modifié par Aradace, 16 août 2011 - 06:36 .

[LadyJaneGrey]

Love the renegade responses.

For a paragon, I don't Shepard to have a line:

• Shepard and council in a chamber with a big window either behind, above, or below
• "blah-blah-can't-believe-what-you-did-to-batarians-don't-believe-you-mentally-unbalanced-blah"
• reapers slowly appear in background
• turian trails off
• Shepard smiles slightly and ****s an eyebrow
• long, awkward pause before turian gives a small cough
• cut to Shepard and council tearing down a hallway

[LadyJaneGrey]

^Seriously, Bioware? I can type ****** and ********, but not that?

*Sighs*

[Nendras]

LadyJaneGrey wrote...

^Seriously, Bioware? I can type ****** and ********, but not that?

*Sighs*

No... You can't!

[TheShadowWolf911]

Shepard: oh look, the reapers, just like i said TWICE, they are here. things are gonna change around here.
'points at the Salarian' your alright, but please investigate further threats with more caution and not just assume the person is insane..
'points at Turian' i got something special in store for you later.
'points at Asari' you know what you need to do.
Asari Councilor: that highly innapr-
Shepard: you need to mobilize the fleet.
Asari:.....
Shepard: what did you think i was gonna say?

[MegaBadExample]

TheShadowWolf911 wrote...

Shepard: oh look, the reapers, just like i said TWICE, they are here. things are gonna change around here.
'points at the Salarian' your alright, but please investigate further threats with more caution and not just assume the person is insane..
'points at Turian' i got something special in store for you later.
'points at Asari' you know what you need to do.
Asari Councilor: that highly innapr-
Shepard: you need to mobilize the fleet.
Asari:.....
Shepard: what did you think i was gonna say?

Asari: It doesn't matter, commander.
Shepard: On second thought, on your knees Asari.
Asari: ...I... *Gets cut off*
Turian: You know for once I agree with him.
*Both look at the Salarian for his opinion*
*Salarian councilor nods in approval*
*Everyone looks back at the Asari*
Shepard: You guys owe me.
Asari: *Sighs and walks over to Shepard and drops to her knees*
Shepard:

[Davie McG]

MegaBadExample wrote...

TheShadowWolf911 wrote...

Shepard: oh look, the reapers, just like i said TWICE, they are here. things are gonna change around here.
'points at the Salarian' your alright, but please investigate further threats with more caution and not just assume the person is insane..
'points at Turian' i got something special in store for you later.
'points at Asari' you know what you need to do.
Asari Councilor: that highly innapr-
Shepard: you need to mobilize the fleet.
Asari:.....
Shepard: what did you think i was gonna say?

Asari: It doesn't matter, commander.
Shepard: On second thought, on your knees Asari.
Asari: ...I... *Gets cut off*
Turian: You know for once I agree with him.
*Both look at the Salarian for his opinion*
*Salarian councilor nods in approval*
*Everyone looks back at the Asari*
Shepard: You guys owe me.
Asari: *Sighs and walks over to Shepard and drops to her knees*
Shepard:

You made it go from quite witty to discusting in all of two sentances, poor show.

[vdeity]

When he's being eaten by a Reaper,
"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

[TheShadowWolf911]

Davie McG wrote...

MegaBadExample wrote...

TheShadowWolf911 wrote...

Shepard: oh look, the reapers, just like i said TWICE, they are here. things are gonna change around here.
'points at the Salarian' your alright, but please investigate further threats with more caution and not just assume the person is insane..
'points at Turian' i got something special in store for you later.
'points at Asari' you know what you need to do.
Asari Councilor: that highly innapr-
Shepard: you need to mobilize the fleet.
Asari:.....
Shepard: what did you think i was gonna say?

Asari: It doesn't matter, commander.
Shepard: On second thought, on your knees Asari.
Asari: ...I... *Gets cut off*
Turian: You know for once I agree with him.
*Both look at the Salarian for his opinion*
*Salarian councilor nods in approval*
*Everyone looks back at the Asari*
Shepard: You guys owe me.
Asari: *Sighs and walks over to Shepard and drops to her knees*
Shepard:

You made it go from quite witty to discusting in all of two sentances, poor show.

wow, someone thought what i said was witty.
thank you.

[Blarty]

Shepard points to Reaper and turns to Turian councillor..... 'That thing won't take any of your airquote shenanigans'

[Blarty]

Arcian wrote...

I don't get why people save the Council only to aspire to kill them/let them die in ME3. You had your chance in ME1, why didn't you take it?

Because they leave you high and dry in terms of support your stance on the Reaper threat in ME2, irrespective of any Cerberus type influence.

Modifié par Blarty, 18 août 2011 - 11:16 .

[stysiaq]

Arcian wrote...

I don't get why people save the Council only to aspire to kill them/let them die in ME3. You had your chance in ME1, why didn't you take it?

because people hoped they will be of any use in ME2. And you don't forgive air quotes.

[Lord of Mu]

Ah yes, "Reapers". So much for your "air quotes" dismissing those claims.

[Wynne]

Arcian wrote...

I don't get why people save the Council only to aspire to kill them/let them die in ME3. You had your chance in ME1, why didn't you take it?

Because you want them to actually see the Reapers coming for them?

Not me, though. I don't want them to die in ME3. I've decided I want them to survive to see what their ignorance cost the galaxy, and to answer to its citizens.

jtrook wrote...

My name is Commander Shepard and this is the most ironic moment on the citadel...
..

I haven't had much practice at saying this, but it's true--I lol'ed.

The "fragile mental state" one A Special Plastic put forth was nice, too.

Modifié par Wynne, 18 août 2011 - 12:06 .

[Xilizhra]

"All right. Now can we work together?"