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[Dr JewLove]

competition!

[dcal31]

Roc331 wrote...

Hello, ladies, My name is Commander Shepard. look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using Batarian scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on the Normandy with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an omni-tool with two tickets to Blasto. Look again, the tickets are now Omnigel. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a Batarian. I’m on a Elcor.

+1 for thinking of the same idea and beating to the post. +5 for coming up with the mass effect references to put in it.

[One Spooky Dude]

My name is Commander Shepard and I'm the only one who can defeat Chuck Norris once and for all.

[Davie McG]

My name is Commander Shepard and I'll turn Chris Priestly's virtual ass into actual dust if he doesn't give me a code.

[xlI ReFLeX lIx]

My name is Commander Shepard and.. that's all you need to know.

Modifié par xlI ReFLeX lIx, 12 août 2011 - 03:55 .

[Ghost-621]

My name is Commander Shepard and I'm taking a heavy risk, but the priiiiize....

[DudesterMcGillicutty]

"My name is Commander Shepard and ...." YOU have to fill in the blank.

[Vv bloody vV]

My name is Commander Shepard and why does someone else have my Normandy prop?!

[Janus14]

My name is Commander Shepard and I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

[propaganda999]

My name is Commander Shepard and I have problems expressing with my eyebrows.

[GreatPhail]

My name is Commander Shepard and Mass Effect 3 will always be the best single-player game.

[ENasky]

My name is Commander Shepard and- ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

My name is Commander Shepard and- YOU MUST DIE!

My- I WILL DESTROY YOU!
YOU MUST DIE!
I WILL DESTROY YOU!
I WILL DESTROY YOU!
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!
YOU MUST DIE!
I WILL DESTROY YOU!
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!
I WILL DESTROY YOU!
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

[Hellhawx]

My name is Commander Shepard and we should all hale the Magic Fridge!

[setsuna101]

 I'm Commander Sheppard and yes...I'm turning gay in Mass Effect 3.

[RubyRed1975]

My name is Commander Shepard and I embraced eternity with Morinth and Died!

[davidbastias]

My name is Commander Shepard and I should go

[DanSbez]

I'm Commander Shepard and I won't take any many disingenuous assertions! Mini Normandy please?

[harley999]

My name is Commander Shepard and I never poop.

[BioFan (Official)]

My name is Commander Shepard and I love the Bioware team with the burning passion of a thousand suns!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jbg927]

My name is Commander Shepard and I love blondes!

[Xxx Dj Ice Xxx]

My name is Commander Shepard and warriors like me make are own destiny!

[Keyatzin]

My name is Commander Shepard and I color outside the lines.

[Keyatzin]

My name is commander Shepard and I aim to misbehave.

[Esbatty]

My name is Commander Shepard and Chris Priestly ain't got nuthin' on me!

[BioFan (Official)]

My name is Commander Shepard and i want my prothean B***H!!!!!!! (no offence)