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[MoogleNut]

My name is Commander Shepard, and T'Soni brand coffee is my favourite beverage on the Citadel.

[Tyr-El]

My name is Commander Shepard and while I *am* the Butcher of Torfan, it's not what you think. I run Shepard's Fishdog Meats.

[darkchaosbunny]

My name is Commander Shepard and humanity will persist, for I will lead that fight.

[Busby530]

My name is Commander Shepherd and I can't spell.

[Worhammer]

My name is Commander Shepard, and I am running out of clever ways to introduce myself.

[yfullman]

My name is Commander Shepard and I'll get back to you on what to say. I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[darkheart_2988]

 My name is Commander Shepard and i have a bit of a problem...uh you see me and the wife got into an argument over directions to  this galleria we had been invited to. i told her we werent going to ask for direction and shse insisted on it. so she made me a bet that i could not refuse.....she said that if i did not find the galleria in 1 hour that she would divorce me and take the normandy....well i thought to myself i have a new blond hair intern that is single so this could not be that bad, however the thought of losing my precious ship was horrid indeed. foolishly i i took her bet. sure enough 1 hour had passed and i still had not found it ( i blame the constant nagging, it threw off my concentration)  so she divorced me and took my ship. however i now need a new ship to take my exceptionally hot blond girlfriend on a tour ( hehe catch my drift) well after scouring the universe i have found you and i am pleading as your hero to help me get my ship and to show that incessant ex wife of mine that i will own everytime!!! 

[markvad738]

My name is Commander Shepard and Bioware is my favorite company on the citadel.

[CaptainHydra]

My name is Commander Shepard. Deal with it. *puts on sunglasses*

[dreamextractor]

My name is Commander Shepard and I'm an alcoholic! 

Wait, is this the wrong place? I should go...

[JKFerg]

My name is Commander Shepard and this is my first post.

[King Gigglez]

My name is Commander Shepard... and Legion is my #1 fan!
*Goes and signs Legion's chest armor*

[sickserb]

My name is Commander Shepard and Bioware is my favorite RPG team on the Citadel!

[Relix28]

My name is Commander Shepard and my avatar will be a sad puppy, if he doesn't receive his Normandy prop. *sad puppy eyes*

[Mystik]

My name is Commander Shepard and I can't way to get back to the Citadel and punch Khalisah al-Jilani again. (She has it coming)

[Carcharoth42]

My name is Comander Shepard. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[shdwdlgcy]

My name is Commander Shepard and ive had enough of your disingenuous assertions

[Annihilator27]

"My name is Commander Shepard and this Normandy prop has my endorsement"

[B3NGU1N]

My name is Commander Shepard and I punch yahgs to death

[PillarBiter]

My name is Commander Shepard and dna drapehS rednammoC si eman yM!

[C Trayne]

my name is commander shepard and i freaking told you all the reapers were coming!

[DxWill10]

MY name is Commander Shepard, and I also can't keep my hands off a fertile female.

[Nexus Arcade]

My name's Commander Shepard, and Evil Chris Priestly rocks my socks off.

[sTrYkZ1LLa]

My name is Commander Shepard, and I found a new use for omni gel.

[Styckmord]

My name is Commander Shepard and I lost the Normandy.