Shepherd's child with squadmember (ME2 or ME3)
#1
Posté 12 août 2011 - 02:22
Whether your Shepherd is male or female, having a relationship with a human or non-human, should he or she have a kid during or after the ME3 story arc?
Who do you want your Shepherd to mate with?
Do you want a boy/ girl or mixed species child?
My Male Shepherd is in a relationship with Liara, so blue babies for me.
Thoughts?
S'F'
#2
Posté 12 août 2011 - 02:28
No breastfeeding alien hybrids, or babies of any sort for me please in ME3. I'd rather squirt lemon juice in my eyes, and then there's that whole galaxy to save.
#3
Posté 12 août 2011 - 02:30
#4
Posté 12 août 2011 - 02:30
#5
Posté 12 août 2011 - 02:32
#6
Posté 12 août 2011 - 02:32
#7
Posté 12 août 2011 - 02:33
NuclearBuddha's "The Adventures of Raela'Shepard nar Normandy on her Pilgrimage"
Modifié par General User, 12 août 2011 - 04:33 .
#8
Posté 12 août 2011 - 02:38
Slightly amusing, but mostly painful.
#9
Posté 12 août 2011 - 02:40
whats wrong with you people?
shep " did you clean your room?"
shep jr. "well, i was going to, but..."
shep: *renegade interrupt* *PUNCH* "NO EXCUSES!"
shep jr. "man, this homework is hard"
shep: "back in my day we'd have to drive all over unsettled planets just to find a PIECE of some stupid writing"
shep jr. "thats different pa!"
shep; "shut up! how many galaxies have you saved!? HUH?!"
ashley: "i made your favorite! pork chops!"
shep jr. "yay!"
shep: "bah! i HATE this seasoning, i tell you every time!"
ashley "oh darn, sorry!"
shep: "WHATEVER! im gonna go to the bar with garrus, dont wait up"
ashley "you do this every time! *throws plate*"
shep: "you people are sucking the life out of me!"
#10
Posté 12 août 2011 - 02:43
Clonedzero wrote...
shepard would be a terrible father lol
whats wrong with you people?
shep " did you clean your room?"
shep jr. "well, i was going to, but..."
shep: *renegade interrupt* *PUNCH* "NO EXCUSES!"
shep jr. "man, this homework is hard"
shep: "back in my day we'd have to drive all over unsettled planets just to find a PIECE of some stupid writing"
shep jr. "thats different pa!"
shep; "shut up! how many galaxies have you saved!? HUH?!"
ashley: "i made your favorite! pork chops!"
shep jr. "yay!"
shep: "bah! i HATE this seasoning, i tell you every time!"
ashley "oh darn, sorry!"
shep: "WHATEVER! im gonna go to the bar with garrus, dont wait up"
ashley "you do this every time! *throws plate*"
shep: "you people are sucking the life out of me!"
What if Shepherd was a paragon? He'd be a bit more positive at least. (amusing dialogue Clonedzero)
#11
Posté 12 août 2011 - 02:46
Modifié par Crystalgazer, 12 août 2011 - 02:47 .
#12
Posté 12 août 2011 - 02:48
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to procreate.
#13
Posté 12 août 2011 - 02:57
I'm not averse to adoption mind you but not biological children with species that are not biologically compatible.
#14
Posté 12 août 2011 - 03:03
Crystalgazer wrote...
See, this scenario is only possible if Shepard, the last best hope for the fate of the galaxy, is stupid enough not to use protection when messing around. An epilogue where Shepard settles down with someone and years later forms a family - sure, though that would be cheesy. Anything else would be too awkward and nonsensical to contemplate.
I wouldn't mind dialog in ME3 [maybe endgame dialog] having a big impact on Shep's personal future. If he says he just wants to settle down somewhere quiet then maybe he does the family thing. If Shep makes it clear that there will ALWAYS be more work to do then maybe you see him and his LI on the Normandy 3 or possibly at the head of the joint Citadel Fleet or whatever is appropriate. There are lots of ways [via choices in ME3] to tailor what happens to Shep.
Note: The forum "ate" my first reply ... I hope this doesn't come across as a double-post.
#15
Posté 12 août 2011 - 03:09
Bogsnot1 wrote...
No matter how they implement it, it would be akin to masturbating with a cheese grater.
Slightly amusing, but mostly painful.
yeah ^ this.
I couldn't think of anything I'd like to do less in a game than procreate.
Modifié par Avilia, 12 août 2011 - 03:10 .
#16
Posté 12 août 2011 - 03:11
that WAS paragon shepardsael_feman wrote...
Clonedzero wrote...
shepard would be a terrible father lol
whats wrong with you people?
shep " did you clean your room?"
shep jr. "well, i was going to, but..."
shep: *renegade interrupt* *PUNCH* "NO EXCUSES!"
shep jr. "man, this homework is hard"
shep: "back in my day we'd have to drive all over unsettled planets just to find a PIECE of some stupid writing"
shep jr. "thats different pa!"
shep; "shut up! how many galaxies have you saved!? HUH?!"
ashley: "i made your favorite! pork chops!"
shep jr. "yay!"
shep: "bah! i HATE this seasoning, i tell you every time!"
ashley "oh darn, sorry!"
shep: "WHATEVER! im gonna go to the bar with garrus, dont wait up"
ashley "you do this every time! *throws plate*"
shep: "you people are sucking the life out of me!"
What if Shepherd was a paragon? He'd be a bit more positive at least. (amusing dialogue Clonedzero)
you dont wanna see renegade shepard
#17
Posté 12 août 2011 - 03:16
#18
Posté 12 août 2011 - 03:32
Although... Imagine Sheploo carrying around a baby in a bag around his neck. "Watch son, this is how you use a gun. As the son of the great Shepard, it is your fate to save the galaxy from evil at least once. You will then need to use guns, so stop sleeping and watch your daddy kick ass!".
#19
Posté 12 août 2011 - 03:34
As others said, I might tolerate it if it is vaguely hinted in the epilogue and only if the player choice favored such an outcome in some way (Shepard's jokey remark to Liara comes to mind).
#20
Posté 12 août 2011 - 03:42
...actually that'd be hilarious, I'm all for Mordin giving Shepard the talk.
#21
Posté 12 août 2011 - 03:42
The mental picture of femShep charging while having morning sickness is rather disturbing.
#22
Posté 12 août 2011 - 03:49
I want to see my very pregnent LadyShepard busting up fools with her vanguard charge and gunning them down with her shotgun, armour riding up over her babybump as she does so.
#23
Posté 12 août 2011 - 03:49
#24
Posté 12 août 2011 - 03:55
BlueMagitek wrote...
Does Mordin need to have a talk with Shepard about protection in addition to his normal dialog on LIs?
...actually that'd be hilarious, I'm all for Mordin giving Shepard the talk.
Shepard: Do you have time to talk?
Mordin: Actually, wanted to talk. Medical matters. Aware of your...stress relieving activities and somewhat concerned.
Shepard: Oh? What do you mean.
Mordin: Ah...difficult dicusssion. Mildly embarassing. Have noticed that despite the frequency of occurance, Normandy's supply of birth control materials still being used at previous rate.
Shepard: Why would I use birth control? Everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you do it in space. That's just a fact.
Mordin: Can see that this discussion will take much longer than previously expected.... Have procured banana as a visual aid.
#25
Posté 12 août 2011 - 03:57





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