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[JBONE27]

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

*looks at those pictures*

Shepard is human.. a mammal.

Wrex is a Krogan.. a reptile.

They cannot interbreed.

Same goes for Garrus.

And Thane.

And Grunt.

And Tali.

 I figured that Tali was mammalian.  Think about it, she has mamory glands, and her species gives live birth.  That to me says mammal.  Granted she and shep are made out of different protiens, so I still figure they cannot mate.

[wetnasty]

Nashiktal wrote...

NO hybrids! It just doesn't work. Interspecies mating almost never works,

just leaving this here

[Nashiktal]

Doesn't even matter of they had the same protein. Different species, completely unrelated genetically, from completely different planets, just cannot produce children.

There isn't even a comparable example on earth, since everything here is related in some distant way.

[King Minos]

Arken, I watche it around last year so who knows. When I got told I did not expect it to be real, I mean what are the chances of a guy being killed on tape is real on the Internet? I did my own research to find if it was real and I wished I did not watch it. Most of the the Internet is a joke, parody or just some random crap but look deeper and you can find some of the most disturbing content that you can't imagine.

[Zkyire]

JBONE27 wrote...

IEatWhatIPoo wrote...

*looks at those pictures*

Shepard is human.. a mammal.

Wrex is a Krogan.. a reptile.

They cannot interbreed.

Same goes for Garrus.

And Thane.

And Grunt.

And Tali.

 I figured that Tali was mammalian.  Think about it, she has mamory glands, and her species gives live birth.  That to me says mammal.  Granted she and shep are made out of different protiens, so I still figure they cannot mate.

Aye, a mammal she may be, but she is still a different species.

[MarauderESP]

hell u didn't get it ....
we need a plan to stop them........ right?
let's make an army of shepards ..... that's the plan.....

well it will be ready in about 30 years ..... but is a plan xD

[Vyse_Fina]

Arken wrote...

King Minos wrote...

Vyse fina, I watched 2 guys one hammer because I thought it was a fake video or a viral. Does that classed as f'd up? A guy brutally murdered? I not then what's the most messed up thing you have seen on the Internet?

I thought that video was removed? Why would people want to spread that? It's a video of someone actually being brutually killed!

Uhm, sure it qualifies, my point however was that these pics are harmless in comparison. In fact I am wondering why you complained about them in the first place when you've seen vids like that...

[King Minos]

I just hate anime. My reply to that picture was more of a 'wow. That is wierd' in a funny type of way. My actual response was less exaggerated. It was strange.

[zweistein_J]

id love to see Shepard's child being born.
then having a cutscene at the end credits showing the child around his/her 20s.

and then making implications for another mass effect game later on with Shepard kid as the main char.

xD

[legion999]

Is it possible for Shep to have kids? He/she did die.. Did Cerberus rebuild Sheps nessecary organs too?

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

Me and Jack are gonna go space pirate...Hoo Yah.

I don't know what I want from the other LIs I got though...

[BlueMagitek]

PiercedMonk wrote...

BlueMagitek wrote...

Does Mordin need to have a talk with Shepard about protection in addition to his normal dialog on LIs?

...actually that'd be hilarious, I'm all for Mordin giving Shepard the talk.

Shepard: Do you have time to talk?

Mordin: Actually, wanted to talk. Medical matters. Aware of your...stress relieving activities and somewhat concerned.

Shepard: Oh? What do you mean.

Mordin: Ah...difficult dicusssion. Mildly embarassing. Have noticed that despite the frequency of occurance, Normandy's supply of birth control materials still being used at previous rate.

Shepard: Why would I use birth control? Everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you do it in space. That's just a fact.

Mordin: Can see that this discussion will take much longer than previously expected.... Have procured banana as a visual aid.

Thanks for making me laugh.

[Kasai666]

Gravity Bun wrote...

Fulfilling my duty to Kaiser by posting this on the fourth page. Enjoy!

[C9316]

My thought out answer.

Modifié par C9316, 12 août 2011 - 09:48 .

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

I think mods should delete that picture from the interweb.


And Kaiser should get a warning kick in the balls.

Modifié par Humanoid_Typhoon, 12 août 2011 - 10:13 .

[shep82]

PiercedMonk wrote...

BlueMagitek wrote...

Does Mordin need to have a talk with Shepard about protection in addition to his normal dialog on LIs?

...actually that'd be hilarious, I'm all for Mordin giving Shepard the talk.

Shepard: Do you have time to talk?

Mordin: Actually, wanted to talk. Medical matters. Aware of your...stress relieving activities and somewhat concerned.

Shepard: Oh? What do you mean.

Mordin: Ah...difficult dicusssion. Mildly embarassing. Have noticed that despite the frequency of occurance, Normandy's supply of birth control materials still being used at previous rate.

Shepard: Why would I use birth control? Everyone knows you can't get pregnant if you do it in space. That's just a fact.

Mordin: Can see that this discussion will take much longer than previously expected.... Have procured banana as a visual aid.

Hillarious!

[shep82]

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

I think mods should delete that picture from the interweb.


And Kaiser should get a warning kick in the balls.

Agreed.

[Drone223]

Kasai666 wrote...

Gravity Bun wrote...

Fulfilling my duty to Kaiser by posting this on the fourth page. Enjoy!

http://t1.gstatic.co...JxdcYE6d_M2SdHw

[C9316]

Jeez, if you wanna qoute that guy, get rid of the pic first. You're spreading it around like herpes!

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

C9316 wrote...

Jeez, if you wanna qoute that guy, get rid of the pic first. You're spreading it around like herpes!

seriously,after a while it just becomes obvious trolling.

[Bogsnot1]

And now for something completely different.

[Sundance31us]

[PiercedMonk]

JBONE27 wrote...

I figured that Tali was mammalian.  Think about it, she has mamory glands, and her species gives live birth.  That to me says mammal.  Granted she and shep are made out of different protiens, so I still figure they cannot mate.

First off, quarian are not mamals, krogan are not dinosaurs, drell are not reptiles, salarians are not amphibians, rachni are not insects, the fish in Shepard's tank are not fish, etc. Those terms only apply to beings that evolved on earth, and each species in 'Mass Effect' would have their own taxanomy.

Which isn't to say that 'Mass Effect' beings can't have traits similar to those of creatures that evolved on Earth. Or, in the case of the non-fish that you're able to purchase, a parallel evolution. Regardless, Earth's taxonomic classifications do not apply.

Second, there's no confirmation that quarians have mamory glands. What appear to be breasts could be venom sacks. Or a bone ridge. Or a handful of other things to cover up BioWare's fanservice. Also, where has it ever been indicated that quarians have live birth?

Humans and chimpanzees share 99% of our genetic code, and we can't mate with them. The human genetic code correlates about 50% with bananas. We also can't mate with them. Although we'd have a much better chance of doing so than with a quarian who shares 0% of our genetic code. And are not mammals. And have unknown sex organs.

[Bogsnot1]

PiercedMonk wrote...

Humans and chimpanzees share 99% of our genetic code, and we can't mate with them. The human genetic code correlates about 50% with bananas. We also can't mate with them. Although we'd have a much better chance of doing so than with a quarian who shares 0% of our genetic code. And are not mammals. And have unknown sex organs.

I believe 4chan have a fair few vids of people making the attempt though. 

[Arken]

Bogsnot1 wrote...

PiercedMonk wrote...

Humans and chimpanzees share 99% of our genetic code, and we can't mate with them. The human genetic code correlates about 50% with bananas. We also can't mate with them. Although we'd have a much better chance of doing so than with a quarian who shares 0% of our genetic code. And are not mammals. And have unknown sex organs.

I believe 4chan have a fair few vids of people making the attempt though. 

I hope you mean bananas