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[PiercedMonk]

Bogsnot1 wrote...

PiercedMonk wrote...

Humans and chimpanzees share 99% of our genetic code, and we can't mate with them. The human genetic code correlates about 50% with bananas. We also can't mate with them. Although we'd have a much better chance of doing so than with a quarian who shares 0% of our genetic code. And are not mammals. And have unknown sex organs.

I believe 4chan have a fair few vids of people making the attempt though. 

I wouldn't make the statement without there being evidence to back it up.

[rapscallioness]

Hahahaha! that would be funny as hell. Everybody's always saying they want it more realistic. well, that's realistic as hell. Nothing is 100% proof but grain alcohol and abstinence (I had to do a spell check on that word...does that make me a bad person? lol)

And babies don't care what is going on. They come whenever they damn well please. They don't care if you're broke; don't have the "perfect family"; trying to do something in your career; if it's WW2; or if the Reapers are invading. They don't care..

If you mess around, you run the chance of getting knocked up, or knocking someone up. Period...or lack thereof..lol.

Mind you, who knows what Cerberus did to you and your DNA while you were knocked out for 2 years. The whole thing gives me the willies. They coulda done anything they wanted, and w/ their rep. they probably did. You could have a baby Shep floating around in a vat as we speak....OMG.

As far as the Shepardess being knocked up...she could kick ass the first few weeks, but by the time it's baby bump...no. she would need to sit her azz down. But I tell you one thing, a pregnant Shepardess would be the craziest b*tch you ever meet in ur life. All those hormones pumping thru her? Oh... no...you don't even..she'll kill ya. Right away. She may cry about it later, but you'll still be dead.

So, idk, it would be an interesting twist. I mean, how do you deal w/ that in the middle of all this? And it would definitely heighten things to a personal level. You're not just fighting to save the galaxy, you're fighting to save your child. That's a whole 'nother level.

But it's hard to see that happening game wise. I would be interesting, but I think I'd have to give it a thumbs down. Epilogue..yeah, sure. In game...hmmmm

[KainrycKarr]

The only way this wouldn't be retarded is if it was some kind of epilogue type thing.

[KainrycKarr]

PiercedMonk wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

PiercedMonk wrote...

Humans and chimpanzees share 99% of our genetic code, and we can't mate with them. The human genetic code correlates about 50% with bananas. We also can't mate with them. Although we'd have a much better chance of doing so than with a quarian who shares 0% of our genetic code. And are not mammals. And have unknown sex organs.

I believe 4chan have a fair few vids of people making the attempt though. 

I wouldn't make the statement without there being evidence to back it up.

You really think the ban would be worth showing evidence?

[JonnyOwen]

I promised my Liara little blue Children, so she will get little blue children! I want young Asari Shepards running around the Normandy; pissing off Joker and such business xD

[Bogsnot1]

KainrycKarr wrote...

PiercedMonk wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

PiercedMonk wrote...

Humans and chimpanzees share 99% of our genetic code, and we can't mate with them. The human genetic code correlates about 50% with bananas. We also can't mate with them. Although we'd have a much better chance of doing so than with a quarian who shares 0% of our genetic code. And are not mammals. And have unknown sex organs.

I believe 4chan have a fair few vids of people making the attempt though. 

I wouldn't make the statement without there being evidence to back it up.

You really think the ban would be worth showing evidence?

Exactly. Rule 34 stands for a reason. You are more than welcome to visit the 4chan boards to check for yourself. BYO brainbleach, and I take no responsibility for any mental scarring that may result from your visit.

[JShepard1992]

I'm with Liara all the way and there might be a scene like Shepard is in his room and Liara comes in the room and says"Shepard, I have some important news to tell you." "Remember that first time where we had our first romantic contact and let our selves show our true feelings". Shepard says, "Yeah that was one of the best moments in my life." Liara says,"Remember that other time we had our talk after I became the Shadow Broker and you said in our conversation I don't know marriage, old age and a lot of little blue children". Shepard says," Yeah and the offer you made to me and promise why you saying this" Liara finally says, "John I'm pregnant with your child."

Modifié par JShepard1992, 13 août 2011 - 12:52 .

[ShadowSplicer]

JonnyOwen wrote...

I promised my Liara little blue Children, so she will get little blue children! I want young Asari Shepards running around the Normandy; pissing off Joker and such business xD

[Rockworm503]

children don't exist in ME so I wouldn't worry about this.

[PiercedMonk]

KainrycKarr wrote...

PiercedMonk wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

PiercedMonk wrote...

Humans and chimpanzees share 99% of our genetic code, and we can't mate with them. The human genetic code correlates about 50% with bananas. We also can't mate with them. Although we'd have a much better chance of doing so than with a quarian who shares 0% of our genetic code. And are not mammals. And have unknown sex organs.

I believe 4chan have a fair few vids of people making the attempt though. 

I wouldn't make the statement without there being evidence to back it up.

You really think the ban would be worth showing evidence?

It might be worth the risk if it would garuntee no one on these boards would ever advocate for interspecies offspring again. Sadly, there's enough people who didn't pay attention in junior high biology that it's likely to keep coming up.

[Drunken_Soviet]

I bet that for alien LI's, mordin WILL come up with some way so they can come up with a child

Modifié par Drunken_Soviet, 13 août 2011 - 01:14 .

[crimzontearz]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...





In the immortal words of Udina: "You wanted proof. There it is."

[marshalleck]

 Kaiser loves posting those pictures.  

[Inutaisho7996]

PiercedMonk wrote...

Humans and chimpanzees share 99% of our genetic code, and we can't mate with them. The human genetic code correlates about 50% with bananas. We also can't mate with them. Although we'd have a much better chance of doing so than with a quarian who shares 0% of our genetic code. And are not mammals. And have unknown sex organs.

We've only proved that humans can't impregnate chimpanzees (through artifical insemiation). No one's ever artifically insemitated a human female with chimpanzee sperm, so it could still work.

Also, how do we know quarians aren't mammals? We've never seen them out of their suits.

[crimzontearz]

Inutaisho7996 wrote...

PiercedMonk wrote...

Humans and chimpanzees share 99% of our genetic code, and we can't mate with them. The human genetic code correlates about 50% with bananas. We also can't mate with them. Although we'd have a much better chance of doing so than with a quarian who shares 0% of our genetic code. And are not mammals. And have unknown sex organs.

We've only proved that humans can't impregnate chimpanzees (through artifical insemiation). No one's ever artifically insemitated a human female with chimpanzee sperm, so it could still work.

Also, how do we know quarians aren't mammals? We've never seen them out of their suits.

dude...they don't even share the same aminoacids with us

[Sashimi_taco]

After the game is over i want lots of Kaidan babies. Or Adopted turians with Garrus.

[Sashimi_taco]

Inutaisho7996 wrote...

PiercedMonk wrote...

Humans and chimpanzees share 99% of our genetic code, and we can't mate with them. The human genetic code correlates about 50% with bananas. We also can't mate with them. Although we'd have a much better chance of doing so than with a quarian who shares 0% of our genetic code. And are not mammals. And have unknown sex organs.

We've only proved that humans can't impregnate chimpanzees (through artifical insemiation). No one's ever artifically insemitated a human female with chimpanzee sperm, so it could still work.

Also, how do we know quarians aren't mammals? We've never seen them out of their suits.

This has got to be a joke. No one could possibly be this stupid. 

[Bogsnot1]

Sashimi_taco wrote...

Inutaisho7996 wrote...

PiercedMonk wrote...

Humans and chimpanzees share 99% of our genetic code, and we can't mate with them. The human genetic code correlates about 50% with bananas. We also can't mate with them. Although we'd have a much better chance of doing so than with a quarian who shares 0% of our genetic code. And are not mammals. And have unknown sex organs.

We've only proved that humans can't impregnate chimpanzees (through artifical insemiation). No one's ever artifically insemitated a human female with chimpanzee sperm, so it could still work.

Also, how do we know quarians aren't mammals? We've never seen them out of their suits.

This has got to be a joke. No one could possibly be this stupid. 

You obviously arent familiar with BSN. 

[marshalleck]

Bogsnot1 wrote...

Sashimi_taco wrote...

Inutaisho7996 wrote...

PiercedMonk wrote...

Humans and chimpanzees share 99% of our genetic code, and we can't mate with them. The human genetic code correlates about 50% with bananas. We also can't mate with them. Although we'd have a much better chance of doing so than with a quarian who shares 0% of our genetic code. And are not mammals. And have unknown sex organs.

We've only proved that humans can't impregnate chimpanzees (through artifical insemiation). No one's ever artifically insemitated a human female with chimpanzee sperm, so it could still work.

Also, how do we know quarians aren't mammals? We've never seen them out of their suits.

This has got to be a joke. No one could possibly be this stupid. 

You obviously arent familiar with BSN. 

[PiercedMonk]

Inutaisho7996 wrote...

Also, how do we know quarians aren't mammals? We've never seen them out of their suits.

Mammal is a taxonomic classification limited to a specific members of the Animalia Kingdom, and the Chordata Phylum, and the Mammalia class.

Quarians may have a lot in common with mammals -- or they may not -- but unless they share a common Mammalia ancestor, they are not mammals.

[Nashiktal]

I'm giving the BSN the benefit of the doubt and theorizing that those wanting hybrids come from a fantasy background, or maybe even star wars that allow that kind of thing. He'll even dragon age has it in a limited way.

[Pax of Doom]

PiercedMonk wrote...
Also, where has it ever been indicated that quarians have live birth?

Tali's loyalty mission, if you talk to Shala'Raan, she discusses being in the room when Tali was born, and her being put into a bubble.

As for OP, who knows the viability of Shepard's sperm or ova after death.

Another consideration is FemShep.  If she romanced Jacob, it's possible she could walk into her trial pregnant, if she were having sex with him up until then.  If she romanced Kaidan, well anything conceived between Ilos Eve and Normandy attack would likely have been aborted/also dead, with it unlikely Lazarus reconstructed an embryo.  There is a fantastic fanfic out there that mentions foreign DNA found in FemShep with regards to Project Lazarus. 

During the mission, well that would be pure stupidity for anyone to get pregnant, and certainly pants-on-head stupid to have an "oopsie" pregnancy.  A miscarriage would be highly likely in a battle situation, and especially in a fight could prove lethal.  Yeah, might warrior Ashley takes a bullet the wrong way, has a spontaneous abortion, and dies of sepsis during the battle, great addition to the narrative!  <_<

So no, little Shepards running around the Normandy as Auntie Tali tells stories and Uncle Garrus gives Reaper intel would be dumb.  As epilogue, maybe.

[Drone223]

http://t2.gstatic.co...rJJCWnqkrAmUz1Q

Getting married and having kids suits other RPG's such as Fable a lot better since it has a resonable light heartted atmosphere, Mass Effect on the other hand is very distopian, Galactic genocide, poverty, war and slavery getting married and having children will kind of take a way a bit of that atmosphere also not many people will proberly want to get married and have children 

[PiercedMonk]

Nashiktal wrote...

I'm giving the BSN the benefit of the doubt and theorizing that those wanting hybrids come from a fantasy background, or maybe even star wars that allow that kind of thing. He'll even dragon age has it in a limited way.

Personally, I blame 'Star Trek'.

Pax of Doom wrote...

PiercedMonk wrote...
Also, where has it ever been indicated that quarians have live birth?

Tali's loyalty mission, if you talk to Shala'Raan, she discusses being in the room when Tali was born, and her being put into a bubble.

Ah, right. Fair enough.

I guess that means I have to stop claiming that male quarians have a brood pouch, and the females an ovipositor. Now I'm kinda sad....

[Thepeak12]

...No.
It would be very weird to see Shepard raising kids..